Oh, back from grounding with a hilarious take on Ah, It's a Wonderful Cat' Meow by 96neko and Len! I'm playing around with this, and these just few attempts at humor. This time, instead of the entire cast being RM, we have a pervy Len instead. I do hope you enjoy1 Also we're following 96nekos version, so watch that if you're confused!
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Also, I'm not gonna tell who's playing who since there are only two spots in this. Really, I think I should let you figure it all out instead! ^^
Len; the pervy rogue cat on the street who could find life no better than now. Suiseiseki; the princess of the neighborhood and rated number one on the tsundere meter. It's rather unusual to see that in the end, the two came together. It all started on a moonlight night, when the ever so pervy Len was caught red-handed for peeping through her highness's window. Of course, it was easy enough to notice when his voice rang out.
"What a cute little Sui-chan we have, with soft, pure white fur that is rather lovely. On this beautiful moonlight night, won't you play together with-"
"No." Her short reply cut through his little love song, and shocked the young tom greatly. Of course, that was to be expected of the tsundere princess; she always treats everyone like a rat.
"Oh, come on." Len cried out through the window. "I know you like me, oh dear Princess. Why don't you show me your softer side, Sui-chan?"
The she-cat shook her head, and told the perverted Len to get out, but he was determined to win her heart, and he knew that he shall succeed. Now if only Suiseiseki could agree. The way he heard it, every tom, rogue or housepet, failed to win her cold (REEEEEAAALLLY cold) heart. Some of them didn't even manage a word to her before they were cast away into the sea of failure.
"Well," Len went to plan B. "You only have one shot at life. And it's winning at it that makes it fun." He then pulled the cold hearted she-cat closer to him, causing great annoyance and displeasure to her "Now for that collar that binds you, how about I bite it off for your sake?" The reaction was too be expected; he grabbed the collar and was prepared rip it off on her command. Suiseiseki was greatly disturbed by how close the tom was to her; his breath came through like a dense fog, and she could hear him breathing louder than ever. What's worse; he's starting to drool.
Suiseiseki then let out a rather loud shriek and shoved the tom off of her. It was fortunate that her collar came through unscaved, but when Len started to approach her once more, she cried out at the top of her lungs, and her cry could be heard by every mouse and cat out there. "STOP! DON'T TOUCH ME, AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING NEAR ME!"
Several moments later, Len sat back out the window with a nasty scratch on his face, but even then, he smiled. "You're rather rash for a pampered kitty." He commented. "But this is nothing compared to my life!" Suiseiseki, already annoyed by his earlier actions, glared at the pervy tom.
"And how is living in your own filth better?" She scowled. "What's so great about it?" The she-cat couldn't see how living out in a death trap could be better than house life, but then again, she knew little about the outside world.
"Life as a stray is the best!" Len said with three short nyas! "Swiping fish, eating banana's day and night! During the day I look down on working humans (sometimes chasing me as I grab a snack) and dosing off on the rooftops!"
Suiseiseki still found nothing interesting other than the banana's (whom where she wonders how a cat could eat such things), but as she ponders around, he continued. "You know, you should be free too!" He said with a nya! "I'll even introduce some of my pals to you. Just open that window of society and fly away!"
"Police!" Len turned his attention to her, and said with much frustration the sweet words of wisdom.
"CUT IT OUT!"
"Look, you can work as a police cat, it's better than living as a stray!"
"Hey, the only one allowed to own me should be you, Sui-chan"
SLAP! "Shut up, pervert!"
"Wait, I got a better idea, I SHOULD OWN YOU!"
"POLICE!"
"SHUT UP!"
'What a perverted black cat…..` Sui thought inside her mind. 'He thinks I can't see him, but his eyes shine like headlights in the night.."
"Oi, Sui-chan!" The princess was aware that he was there already, but she was more worried of his next actions. For the past day, she could hear, yeas, HEAR, his constant panting outside the windows of the home. Len came in a moment later. "So, ya miss me, Sui-chan?"
"Not really, since you were there throughout the entire day." Suiseiseki replied. "Though your breathing is rather noisy, don't you dare come any closer t me. I only have one shot at life, and I'm spending it as a house pet."
"Eh, are you sure?" The tom was ready to make a second attempt at tearing the collar off. "I can still take of that little chain that binds you here."
"Don't you even dare!" The tsundere scowled. "The value of this collar…well, you'll never understand anyway!"
But that moment, the pervert wasn't paying any attention. He was too busy sniffing at something, and that aroma brought him one step too close to a certain cat. SMACK! "Oi, what's this smell?"Len asked, unaffected by the pain she inflicted on him. "Why do you suddenly smell like bananas?"
'Great, the shampoo is getting to him…' She thought, but managed to change the subject. "Why would you care anyway? Besides, Life as a house cat is best! I'll always be well fed and have a nice bed to sleep on!"
"And you clean yourself by licking, or do you have some water resistant way to clean yourself?" The perverted tom asked, "Or do you not clean yourself?"
"Well, I'm not fond of getting splashed and such, but," Suiseiseki continued. "I still shower every day! It may be uncomfortable, but it's cleaner than licking yourself dry!"
"Oh so that was what you were doing earlier…." There came the moment of silence after that phrase, but as the moments passed, Suiseiseki began blushing. A cry rang out into the night that moment, and it was the number one catchphrase of the night.
"YOU PREVERT! WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY BE OUT THERE! YOU COULD GET RUNNED OVER BY A CAR FOR ALL I CARE…..hey, that isn't such a bad idea."
"EEEHHHHHHHHHH?"
"It seems like the tsundere Sui-chan loves playing hard to get." Len purred, but was shoved away from her.
"I don't like you!" She cried out, but the perverted tom continued.
"I'm still a lovable cat…" He paused for a moment to and decided that he'll end his flirt attempts. "You know what? I'll just head out with it. I LOVE YOU!"
Suiseiseki shot a glare at the love struck tom. "You speak with an honest heart, but the way you say it, it can't sway my heart."
Len perked up once more because of his final plan; Plan C. He knew that if this pln failed, then yes, this cat is one cold hearted tsundere. "One day, I plan on flying out of this town someday, and head to the tropics so I can eat bananas until I die."
"Hey, why don't you die right now?" "SHUT UP!"
"It would be amazing if we could do it together." He continued, unaware of the gagging noises behind him. "But I guess that shall never come true…"
Suiseiseki thought about visiting the tropics, aside from the bananas of course, and knew tht would amazing, but she knew one thing that held her back. "That sounds nice, but how I live, that can't be changed so easily. There's a girl that waits for me, and I can't just abandon her like that."
"Hey, who is she?" Len cried out in shock. "I'll deal with her for you!"
"Shut up, I can't leave her alone she loves me too much, and it pains me to see her upset." Suiseiseki scowled, and for a moment, the two just stood there. Then the tom stood up and was about to leave, but a certain she-cat held him back. "Hey, wait a moment!"
"Why bother?" Len asked "You don't like me,so my time here is over."
"Well," Suiseiseki, blushed for a moment. "Could you come again tomorrow? I'll be waiting…."
"Ah, so you DO like me."
"Wait, WHAT? NO, go home!"
"Ah, getting flustered~ You're so cute! Cutie Tsundere! Cutie Tsundere!"
"Police!"
"STOP THAT! Eh whatever, lets go enjoy some bananas! In Taiwan!"
"Just go, and never come back."
"I know you want to go…."
The two were bickering over the night, and it's visible that the two have fallen in love. Thus the two lived happily ever after.
"POLICE!"
"SHUT UP!"
Okay, maybe not…
Review and tell me whether you found this hilarious or not! Those who do get a cookie! *shot*
~Aurora-chan
