Disclaimer:I do not own Kigdom Heartsjeeze like any of us do...or the Hash slinging Slasher
in spongebob
A/N: Sorry It took so long to write, but I've had major writers block so yeah.
CaSTle ObLIviOn
Demyx: Sora...Where are we going?
Sora: I don't know...who chose's next?
(Namine runs up to and sits on Sora's spikey head and hurts herself in the process)
Namine: CASTLE OBLIVION!!!!
Sora: Okay...
Axel: Why does she get to choose?
Sora: Cause she's sitting on my head...
Demyx: Okay good point...
(Everyone stares at Namine who is making airplane noises on Soras head.)
Sora: Namine? What the Fruit salad are you doing?
(Namine looks at everyone staring at her and pushes the drop pudding button)
Everyone: Ewwwwwwwww...
Olette: PUDDING!!!!!
(Everyone sweat drops and shakes their heads)
Riku: PUDDING FIGHT!!!
(Riku throws pudding at Sora and hits the back of his head. Causing Namine to fall off and hit the
"Eject all passengers" button. Which causes all people to flyoff of the ship and land in the world that
never was, or wherever Castle Oblivion is and the gummi ship exploded causing pudding to rain
down upon them all)
Roxas:...Dramatic...
Kairi: So Namie-chan, why are we here?
Namine:(Bright and smiley faced) To burn It down of course.
Hayner: Well what are we waiting for!?!
Pence: Oooohhh wait, I have a story to set the mood.
(Everyone strares)
Pence: Okay everyone, sit down while itell you the story of the HashSlinging Slasher!!!
(Lightning cracks and every gets quiet. But its still raining pudding so...)
Pence: Years ago, at this very castle, there was a Keyblade master. Just. Like. You.
(Pence points at Sora)
Demyx: But I'm not a Keyblade master...
Pence: Fine, he was a Keyblade master Sitar player. Just. Like.You.
Kairi: But I'm not a Keyblade bearing Sitar player...
Pence: Fine, he was a Keyblade master/Princess of Heart/ Sitar player. Just. Like. You.
Riku: But--
(Pence throws his hands up)
Pence: Fine you know what! He was a Keyblade bearing/Sitar player/ Princess of Heart/Pyro Maniac/
Memory Witch/ Dark Emo Guy/ Pudding Lover/ Keyblade Other/ Drug Dealer. Just. Like.You.
Only clumsier!
(Lightning cracks and everyone screams)
Kairi: But he'd be dead with all our clumsieness.
Pence:(nods) And one day when he was doing...all..the things you guys do..., it happened.
(Lightning cracks)
Namine: He broke his crayon?!?
Pence: No, he-
Hayner: He ran out of drugs?!?!
(Hayner quickly grabshis drugs and runs up a tree like a squirrel(Mina: Hayner you dumbass. Riku: Your writing this
you idiot! Mina: Do you want to get hit on again?!? Next time it wontbe a replacment for you. Riku: NO!!!!!!))
Pence: (Stares) NOO!! He-
Sora: Lost his spikey hair?!
(Pence rubs his temples)
Pence: No he cut off his owm hand by mistake!!!
(everyone screams)
Axel: You mean like this?
(he pulls off his arm...dumbass)
Namine & Kairi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Axel's arm grows back and everyone stares,...what you didn't think I'd leave him armless
did you)
Axel: What?
Pence:...Nevermind...And he replaced it witha rusty spatula.
Namine: Why a spatula?
Pence: Because he got hit by a bus.
Roxas: Whats a bus?
Sora: I have no idea...
Pence: And so on his funeral they fired him!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kairi: You cant fire a princess silly!
Namine: How do you fire an emo guy?
(Namine imitates Pence)
Namine: Emo guy your fired(points at Kairi)
Kairi: Noooo how am I going to get my eyeliner at half price!!! I need this job!!!
(Pence sweatdrops)
Pence: So every...what night is it?
Olette: Tuesday night.
Pence:(nods) Every Tuesday night he comes to seek his horrible vengance!!
Riku: But tonight's tuesday night!!
(Hides behind Demyx)
Axel: How will we know?
Pence: There are three signs. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next the phone will ring and there will
be noboby there. Then--
Demyx: Dudes can you pass the marshmallows?
Axel: Here you gon (hands him the marshmallows)
Pence: Then he will arrive in the ghost of the bus that ran him over!!!
Demyx: How can a bus have a ghost?
Axel: Why cant it? We don't even know what it is?
Demyx; Well I feel that we're not sure that its truely alive so why should we assume it has a soul?
Axel: True, very true(nods) Cause when you assume you make an ass out of you and me.
(Everyone stares as Axel and Demyx have a philisophical conversation on busses and souls)
Pence:(sighs) then do you want to know what he does next?
(Everyone nods...well except hayner whos still acting like a squirrel, and Demyx and Axel who are now talking about
hayner andthe morals he must have to do his drugs...)
Pence: Are you sure you want to know?
Kairi: Yessss.
Pence:Are you really sure???
Everyone: Tell us already!!!!!!
Pence: Well, He GETS YOU!!!!!!!!
Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pence:(bright and smiley) Okay everyone now we can go in!
(Everyone nods slowly)
Pence: Lets go!!
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Mina: Sorry it took so long to post, I'm really really really sorry su. I really hoped you likes it su! I finished at midnight on New Years
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. They will be going in the castle su. In
the next chapter so i promise to update faster su. My new years revolution su!! i won't let you down su!!
thanx4reading
kairi-i-love-sora
