A/N: I know that in real blogs, when a person signs out, it usually doesn't tell you that the person signed out, but let's pretend that Dumbledore didn't know that when he made PhoenixBlog.
Harry's Blog
Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:
Today, I found out that Hermione and Ginny called Fleur 'Phlegm'.
Likes:21
Dislikes:0
Follows:6
Comments:
SeriousSirius: They call her mucus that's somehow gotten into your lungs/mouth? Ew.
Frustrated: I can see Ginny saying that, but Hermione?
SeriousSirius: Actually, aren't blogs supposed to be online diaries?
Frustrated: The way we're using it, it's more like a bunch of random comments that people comment on.
SeriousSirius: LOL.
SeriousSirius: You know, I think Harry's the only one who's close to using his blog the way it was intended to be.
Sirius' Comments
Posted by SeriousSirius:
Anyone else notice that most of our blogs aren't that blog-like?
Likes:21
Dislikes:0
Follows:12
Comments:
Frustrated: I actually looked it up (look for my blog for the meanings of various online phrases), and I found out that 'blog' is a shorter version of 'web log'. Also, the definition of 'blog' is 'an online diary'.
TransfigurationHater: Muggle Definition: Online diary. Wizard Definition: A place to rant/prank/get revenge/spout out random comments/yell at other (innocent) people.
Annoyed: Ronald Weasley, aren't you SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING?!
TransfigurationHater: ...
Annoyed: GET OFF YOUR LAPTOP NOW!
TransfigurationHater: Ok, Ok, I'm going.
[TransfigurationHater has signed out.]
McGonagallReminders
Posted by WiseCat:
Remember to do your homework! Also, for all of the soon-to-be fifth years, this year is O.W.L. year! For all of you soon-to-be seventh years (FRED AND GEORGE), this is your N.E.W.T. year, so remember to study hard!
Likes:1
Dislikes:43
Follows:1
Comments:
SeriousSirius: M, O.W.L. year.. What a nightmare.
CatLover: I hated O.W.L. year.
TransfigurationHater: Thanks a lot for reminding me, Professor. I needed that. Now to go and study until I die from old age.
WiseCat: I don't think that's necessary, but whatever you want.
Helen: Thank you for the friendly reminder, Professor! Following and liking :).
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Please say that you're being sarcastic, Hermione.
Helen: I am perfectly serious, Harry.
WiseCat: If you are going to chat, go to the Phoenix Chat Room. Otherwise, please just comment on the blog.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: To the Chat Room we go!
Phoenix Chat Room
[8:21PM] Harry: I almost forgot about O.W.L. year in my euphoria!
[8:21PM] Hermione: It's O.W.L. year whether you like it or not, Harry.
[Fred has joined the conversation.]
[8:22PM] Fred: O.W.L. year. Like Sirius said, what a nightmare..
[Ron has joined the conversation.]
[8:22PM] Ron: Sorry I'm late. I had to finish cleaning up one of the endless rooms of Grimmauld Place 12 before the Red-Haired Monster would let me on.
[8:22PM] Fred: I only feel pity for you.
[8:23PM] Ron: I know, I know. Ugh, can't believe McGonagall ruined our good mood.
[8:23PM] Hermione: Professor McGonagall, Ron.
[8:23PM] Ron: Hmph.
[8:24PM] Fred: If you think O.W.L. year is going to be bad, think about George and I. We're taking our N.E.W.T.s!
[8:24PM] Ron: If you do as badly on your N.E.W.T.s as you did on your O.W.L.s, Mum is going to murder you.
[8:24PM] Fred: Crucio, then Avada Kedavra. She has no mercy.
[Bellatrix has joined the conversation.]
[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Did someone say CRUCIO?
[8:25PM] Ron: NOT AGAIN!
[Ron has left the conversation.]
[Harry has left the conversation.]
[Hermione has left the conversation.]
[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Never gets old.
[8:25PM] Fred: Try Voldy next.
[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Imagine their expressions when Lord Voldemort joins the conversation.
[8:25PM] Fred: ROFL!
Harry's Blog
Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:
OM OM OM! MY TRIAL IS TOMORROW! OM OM OM!
Likes: 0
Dislikes: 32
Follows:8
Comments:
SeriousSirius: Why would someone even give you a trial for using magic to save your life? Disliking the trial, not your blog, Harry.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Since the only blogs that are disliked are Moody's and McGonagall's, I'm guessing that's what everyone else did.
SeriousSirius: In everyone's defense, it's hard to like their blogs.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: True.
SeriousSirius: Speaking of Moody's blog, he has more 'advice'.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: LOL, going to go check.
Moody's Advice
Posted by DeathCatcher:
REMEMBER! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Likes:0
Dislikes:50
Follows: 3
Comments:
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: ROFL!
CatLover: Took the words right out of my keyboard. By any chance, were you the one who followed Moody?
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Yup.
CatLover: Thought so.
Harry's Blog
Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:
I can't sleep! I'm too nervous.
Likes: 2
Dislikes: 21
Follows: 8
Comments:
SeriousSirius: Disliked cuz of a stupid Ministry that won't let my godson get his handsome sleep.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Handsome sleep?
SeriousSirius: Men are handsome, not beautiful.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Oh, I get it. Ok. Good night.
SeriousSirius: Good night.
