A/N: I know that in real blogs, when a person signs out, it usually doesn't tell you that the person signed out, but let's pretend that Dumbledore didn't know that when he made PhoenixBlog.


Harry's Blog

Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:

Today, I found out that Hermione and Ginny called Fleur 'Phlegm'.

Likes:21

Dislikes:0

Follows:6

Comments:

SeriousSirius: They call her mucus that's somehow gotten into your lungs/mouth? Ew.

Frustrated: I can see Ginny saying that, but Hermione?

SeriousSirius: Actually, aren't blogs supposed to be online diaries?

Frustrated: The way we're using it, it's more like a bunch of random comments that people comment on.

SeriousSirius: LOL.

SeriousSirius: You know, I think Harry's the only one who's close to using his blog the way it was intended to be.


Sirius' Comments

Posted by SeriousSirius:

Anyone else notice that most of our blogs aren't that blog-like?

Likes:21

Dislikes:0

Follows:12

Comments:

Frustrated: I actually looked it up (look for my blog for the meanings of various online phrases), and I found out that 'blog' is a shorter version of 'web log'. Also, the definition of 'blog' is 'an online diary'.

TransfigurationHater: Muggle Definition: Online diary. Wizard Definition: A place to rant/prank/get revenge/spout out random comments/yell at other (innocent) people.

Annoyed: Ronald Weasley, aren't you SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING?!

TransfigurationHater: ...

Annoyed: GET OFF YOUR LAPTOP NOW!

TransfigurationHater: Ok, Ok, I'm going.

[TransfigurationHater has signed out.]


McGonagallReminders

Posted by WiseCat:

Remember to do your homework! Also, for all of the soon-to-be fifth years, this year is O.W.L. year! For all of you soon-to-be seventh years (FRED AND GEORGE), this is your N.E.W.T. year, so remember to study hard!

Likes:1

Dislikes:43

Follows:1

Comments:

SeriousSirius: M, O.W.L. year.. What a nightmare.

CatLover: I hated O.W.L. year.

TransfigurationHater: Thanks a lot for reminding me, Professor. I needed that. Now to go and study until I die from old age.

WiseCat: I don't think that's necessary, but whatever you want.

Helen: Thank you for the friendly reminder, Professor! Following and liking :).

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Please say that you're being sarcastic, Hermione.

Helen: I am perfectly serious, Harry.

WiseCat: If you are going to chat, go to the Phoenix Chat Room. Otherwise, please just comment on the blog.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: To the Chat Room we go!


Phoenix Chat Room

[8:21PM] Harry: I almost forgot about O.W.L. year in my euphoria!

[8:21PM] Hermione: It's O.W.L. year whether you like it or not, Harry.

[Fred has joined the conversation.]

[8:22PM] Fred: O.W.L. year. Like Sirius said, what a nightmare..

[Ron has joined the conversation.]

[8:22PM] Ron: Sorry I'm late. I had to finish cleaning up one of the endless rooms of Grimmauld Place 12 before the Red-Haired Monster would let me on.

[8:22PM] Fred: I only feel pity for you.

[8:23PM] Ron: I know, I know. Ugh, can't believe McGonagall ruined our good mood.

[8:23PM] Hermione: Professor McGonagall, Ron.

[8:23PM] Ron: Hmph.

[8:24PM] Fred: If you think O.W.L. year is going to be bad, think about George and I. We're taking our N.E.W.T.s!

[8:24PM] Ron: If you do as badly on your N.E.W.T.s as you did on your O.W.L.s, Mum is going to murder you.

[8:24PM] Fred: Crucio, then Avada Kedavra. She has no mercy.

[Bellatrix has joined the conversation.]

[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Did someone say CRUCIO?

[8:25PM] Ron: NOT AGAIN!

[Ron has left the conversation.]

[Harry has left the conversation.]

[Hermione has left the conversation.]

[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Never gets old.

[8:25PM] Fred: Try Voldy next.

[8:25PM] Bellatrix: Imagine their expressions when Lord Voldemort joins the conversation.

[8:25PM] Fred: ROFL!


Harry's Blog

Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:

OM OM OM! MY TRIAL IS TOMORROW! OM OM OM!

Likes: 0

Dislikes: 32

Follows:8

Comments:

SeriousSirius: Why would someone even give you a trial for using magic to save your life? Disliking the trial, not your blog, Harry.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Since the only blogs that are disliked are Moody's and McGonagall's, I'm guessing that's what everyone else did.

SeriousSirius: In everyone's defense, it's hard to like their blogs.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: True.

SeriousSirius: Speaking of Moody's blog, he has more 'advice'.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: LOL, going to go check.


Moody's Advice

Posted by DeathCatcher:

REMEMBER! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Likes:0

Dislikes:50

Follows: 3

Comments:

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: ROFL!

CatLover: Took the words right out of my keyboard. By any chance, were you the one who followed Moody?

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Yup.

CatLover: Thought so.


Harry's Blog

Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:

I can't sleep! I'm too nervous.

Likes: 2

Dislikes: 21

Follows: 8

Comments:

SeriousSirius: Disliked cuz of a stupid Ministry that won't let my godson get his handsome sleep.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Handsome sleep?

SeriousSirius: Men are handsome, not beautiful.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Oh, I get it. Ok. Good night.

SeriousSirius: Good night.