Mcpooky: Lol, Megan does that? When?
5islovesaidkittifreak: I am a master of funny and strange XD Thank you.
FaerieDeathKat: Yeah, I portray 9 as kind of a stupid klutz in this, though he is also funny and kind (I hope...D8) I love making people's day, zank youz 8)
AMG. Your friend Skye got it done on Monday. Yaaay! That means that maybe I can get another one out by Wednesday! Hopefully the karaoke one, which I've put off forever. Eh.
I apologize for the shortness of this one. I was in the spirit of the holidays 8D
Enjoy ^^
Everyone was sitting in easy chairs around the TV, watching the latest episode of South Park, when 6, 8, and 7 came back from the mall.
"Hey, guys!" said 6, coming over and resting his head on the back of the couch. "What'cha doing?"
"Watching TV" replied 5. He stretched and got up. "Well, I'm getting a drink." "I'll come too" said 9, running into the storage room.
"Hey, guys, you know what we haven't done yet?"
Everyone still in the main room turned to look at 8 and shook their heads.
He rolled his eyes. "It's obvious, you lot. What do we not have here that other people have?"
The others thought for a moment.
"Really good smoked fish?"
"DSL connection?"
"Health insurance?"
"The new Switchfoot album?"
"3 pounds of pistachio nut ice cream?"
"A Windows Vista computer?"
"The Spore game for Wii?"
"Oh, we've got to get that."
"Yeah, I've heard it's really good."
"It's got a whole bunch of arena matches."
"I'll buy it when I go to the store next. What were we talking about again?"
8 did a facepalm. "No, no, no, no, no! We don't have a freaking Christmas tree!"
Silence.
Then, in unison, the others went, "Ohhh."
3 jumped out of the chair. "Well, come on! Let's go get one!"
6 yelled in the back, "WE'RE GOING TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE, GUYS!! ANYONE WANT TO COME WITH?"
Immediately 5 and 9 came speeding out of the backroom and skidded to a stop in front of the door. 5 managed to hold back; 9 rammed in to the door.
CRASH!!
He awoke to find everyone looking over him. "Nice work, genius, now we need the door repaired."
He rubbed his head. "Not my fault the floor's so slippery" he muttered.
6 clapped his hands. "Well, come on guys, let's go."
They took a bus to a smaller part of town and found a nice tree place.
4 wandered around, looking at all the trees with a smile on her face.
She saw a good one at the edge of the lot, and was about to stride over to it when she heard a shout. "HEY, 4!! LOOK OUT!!'
Then 9, 8, 6, 7, and 3 came down on a sled, tumbling over trees and breaking off some branches. 3 grabbed 4's arm and she was pulled along as they practically flew downhill.
"AAAAAAAH!" 4 screamed as the sled shot down an almost vertical slope.
As they blasted down, 4 yelled in 3's ear, "Where'd you find the sled?"
3 replied in a loud voice. "Found it at the edge of the lot. What you should be asking is, 'Why is that tree place right in the middle of a huge hill?'"
4 agreed.
Then they heard 9's warning yell. "ROCK!!!"
There was a SMASH as the sled slammed into the rock and they all went flying into the snow.
4 was buried in a snow bank. She hastily dug herself out and looked around for the others.
9 and 3 were both hanging from a tree. "Wow!" gasped 9, trying to recover from slamming into a branch. "That was the most fun I've had all week!"
8 was sitting at the base of the tree, looking disoriented. "Easy for you to say" he grunted. "You didn't get flung into a tree going 50 miles per hour."
3 pricked her ears, then leapt down from the tree. She dug 7 out from under the snow. 7 panted as she brushed snow off of herself. "Whew! I wondered when you'd find me."
7 looked over to the tree that 8 had slammed into. "Cool, there's an impact mark where you hit."
8 glanced up. "You're right. Weird."
They started to trek up the hill.
4 raised an eyebrow at 3. "So who started this?"
She grinned. "Who do you think?"
4 rolled her eyes and put up her hands. "You know what? I do not want to know. So shut up. I mean it" she added as 3 opened her mouth. "I seriously don't."
Eventually, they reached the tree lot again and met 5. "Where were you guys?" he exclaimed. "I couldn't find you anywhere?"
The guilty glanced at each other, then tried--and failed--to smile innocently.
He sighed. "If it involves an angry tiger, an escaped mental convict, or a S.W.A.T team…"
8 shook his head. "No, no, and no. In fact, we hardly caused any property damage."
5 nodded and pointed at a tree. "I think we'll get that one."
The seven younger-aged dogs stared at the tree, open-mouthed and drooling. A beam of light was shining on it.
5 snapped them out of it. "Hey, sir, we want to buy this tree."
Soon they were heading home in a pickup truck, since you couldn't exactly tie a tree to a bus.
When they came in, very weird music was playing.
Weird, disturbing, scary, old music.
That's right: '80's pop music.
"AAAAAAAAH!!" screamed all of the teenagers. They ran for the door to the bedroom and managed to open the door. They fell inside and 9 slammed the door shut.
They threw themselves under their beds and stuffed their fingers in their ears, trying to block the noise.
5 was the only one able to stand it. He found it blaring out of the speakers from 1's desktop computer.
"How long is this going to keep up?" 5 asked him. 1 shrugged and actually smiled for once.
"Hey, it keeps them out of my fur."
5 rolled his eyes and turned it off. Immediately there was the thump of the teenagers jumping out of their beds and running out into the main room to gawk over the tree.
The tree. Right.
5 went out to set it up. 8 helped, being somewhat stronger than the others, and the two of them managed to get the tree in the stand. When it was over, they all cheered.
"I'll get the lights!" "I'll get the ornaments!" "I'll get the tinsel!"
3 grabbed 4 and they ran out of the mess of the others.
"We barely just survived!" gasped 3. 4 looked reluctantly back at the tree. "It's our first Christmas. Shouldn't we help?"
3 waited a moment. Then she shrugged. "We can come back when they've got everything, now come on, I want a Coke."
So 4 followed her sister into the storage room. They both took sodas and headed out to watch the show as a song started to play in the background.
Schools out, Christmas break
Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it's so boring (aw, mom!)
Screaming kids and grandpa's snoring
6 had the lights, and he was stringing them up. Unfortunately, he's not too good with electric stuff, and, uh…
FZZZT!! "YAAAAH!"
6 was unconscious on the floor, the white part of his fur blackened with soot.
7 looked down on him with folded arms. "Sheesh. Even 9 knows how to put up Christmas lights." She scratched her chin. "Or does he?"
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind
Trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine
8 and 9 were tossing the tinsel on the tree. 9 got a sly look on his face, then he stuffed tinsel in 8's ears. 8 yelped, turned, and tackled 9, who just managed to escape.
8 then said words like, well, I can't exactly repeat that now, can I?
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clauses ----list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
7 and 6 finished putting on the tinsel as 5 fixed the lights. Then they began putting up ornaments. 8 was still chasing 9 around the room, and 3 and 4 were cheering them on.
Well, maybe not 4.
"GO, 8!" screamed 3. 9 glared at her as he started his 3rd lap around the room. "You're taking sides?"
3 grinned. "Not exactly."
Then she pulled a string--don't know how that got there--and 8 tripped and fell on his face.
9 pointed behind him and laughed loudly. "HA!"
Uncle Richard he's a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brother's wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get caught
3 leaned back in her chair. "Well, I'm going to go put up mistletoe."
4 stared at her. 3 grinned wickedly. "This should be fun." Then she skipped over to a doorway and put up a little plant. She continued to the next. And the next. And she put one over the food and drinks table, too.
4 did a facepalm.
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clauses ----list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
Once the ornaments were put on, everyone gathered around the tree. 9 went over to plug it in. "Alright guys, here we go!" And he put the plug in the wall.
FAZZZOOOOOOP….
We haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start
So I'll fake a smile 'cause its going back to Wal-Mart
Everyone regarded the tree; the lights hadn't turned on. Oh, and 9 was covered in soot.
He scratched his head. "Well, that wasn't supposed to happen…"
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clauses ----list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
So while 9, 8, and 5 struggled with the lights, 3 relaxed and lay back in her chair.
Ho ho ho, I'm Santa W Claus, and I approve this message.
She was ready for the holidays.
A/N: I freaking love that song XD
Again, that was short, but I liked the ending :3 I promise the next one will be longer.
Howabout that? Two chapters in two days! I started it this morning, finished it after homework tonight.
Not much 4x6 in this chappie, but whether you like it or not, some of the others will be STUFFED TO THE BRIM with it.
If any of you guys like 80's pop music, I apologize XD I just don't like much old music.
Hmm...oh yush! Remember last chapter, 7 did stuff on a calculator and the number she got was 34,679? (or something like that). Those numbers (3, 4, 6, 7, 9)are my favorite characters. In this fic and out. I suppose 9 can be kind of a dumbass sometimes, but I find it amusing. Especially his stupidness with the popcorn machine.
Well, I'll update soon, reviews are lovee, until next time,
Skye/Mija/10
