Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Tyrell Carter and Ino Yamanaka

Crowd: *cheers loudly as both Tyrell and Ino came onto the stage*

Tyrell: How you all doing tonight!

Crowd: *cheered loudly in response*

Ino: Does that answer your question, Tyrell?

Tyrell: Yeah, anyways in this chapter yours truly will introduce the Konoha 12 to his hometown of Los Angeles.

Ino: Along with catching up with some old friends.

Tyrell: That's also true, anyways it's time for the disclaimer. Ino care to start us off?

Ino: Tyrell doesn't own Naruto, if he did Sasuke would've been a memory.

Tyrell: Remember, she said it I didn't. Let's go!

Chapter 4: A Nice Return Home?!

"So, we're all ready to go to my hometown?" Tyrell asked, as he was putting his shades on.

"Hell, yeah!" Naruto asked, as he smashed his fist in his hand.

"If anything urgent comes up, CALL US!" Tsunade yelled out.

"Don't worry we will!" Tyrell yelled back, as he waved off her concern.

"Do we have enough food?!" Choji asked, as he Slobbered uncontrollably.

"We should, if you don't eat up everything." Tyrell said, knowing that Choji uncontrollable appetite.

"Yeah, Choji." Ino said, siding with Tyrell.

(Tyrell: You ever tried giving Choji fruit? / Ino: Yeah, once, that didn't end well.)

"With your intellect, I hope we don't get lost." Shikamaru told Tyrell, with a bored look on his face.

"I know L.A. like the back of my hand, which I will use to bitchslap you with if you ever doubt me. Plus my ride comes equipped with a G.P.S. so it's all good." Tyrell warned him, while wondering how did was he a ninja in the first place. Besides he planned out everything in the worst case scenario.

"Hey, dumbass! There're twelve of us including our senseis! How the hell do you expect us to fit in your "ride"?" Kiba asked, as he laughed at Tyrell. He'll come to regret that, later.

"Clearly you don't know me that well, do ya? I have a limousine, and a private jet. Back at home I'm pretty famous. I just never had a reason to use them, until now. Besides all I gotta do is make is a call." Tyrell said, as he takes out his cell phone, and dials the number. "There my limo should arrive shortly, who the dumbass now?" Tyrell smirked at Kiba, who just turned and scoffed. While Naruto laughed at Kiba.

(Tyrell: Bet he won't say nothing now. / Ino: Yeah, he really needs to think before he speaks… then again that'd probably be too much to ask or him.)

While everyone was talking amongst themselves, their ride have finally arrived. The ride in question was a custom made pearl white Cadillac Escalade stretch limousine with 20" Lexani chrome wheels.

"Whoa! Cool!" Tenten replied in awe.

"If you think that's cool, wait til you see the inside." Tyrell said, as everyone went inside the limo.

"Yes! This limousine has a power of youth!" Lee stated, with enthusiasm.

"Awesome, isn't it?" Tyrell asking them, already knowing the answer.

Well all were impressed except one...

"I've seen better." Shikamaru said, even though that's a lie.

"You bout to cross a line here, bro. Besides, name one time you've ever seen something as awesome as this?" Tyrell challenged him.

"Seems pretty troublesome. A half-assed moving stick? Pfft! Yeah, totally impressive!" Said the lazy as hell Shikamaru, while laying down and yawning.

So far Tyrell have met him for what two days, and he already had enough of his smartass. Seriously Vi, Caitlyn, and Jinx have better attitudes than this guy.

(Ino: Who's Vi, Caitlyn, and Jinx? / Tyrell: Vi and Caitlyn are police officers, Jinx is a girl with a crazy obsession with guns, she's also crazy fun.)

"Ok you can be a playa hater all you want, but I will sit here and all you to diss my limo like that. Besides it's not like I invited you." Tyrell said, as he contemplating whether or not to punch his lights out. Then again… "Matter fact, it's about time someone should teach you a lesson in respect." Tyrell said, as he grabbed his shirt, and began to punch his face in a couple of times.

He would've continued, if Ino didn't held his arm back.

"Tyrell, the idiot isn't worth it. Please stop, for me?" Ino asked him, as she pressed her breasts against her arm tightly.

"Fine, but only cause you said please." Tyrell said, as he roughly shoved Shikamaru back to his seat.

"Yes, Shikamaru-Kun, you should respect, dickless's limousine. No thanks are necessary, Dickless, I just hope you grow a dick before your seventeenth birthday." Sai said, not knowing when to keep his mouth shut.

"Remember these words Sai: Bodybag and Six feet underground." Tyrell said, already lost his cool with one. He'll have no problem doing a repeat with Sai.

"It's okay if you're...GAY." Sai said, with his fake smile. While flipped through his book

"Two things, One: I prefer women, something you know nothing about. Two…" Was all Tyrell said before he proceeded to beat up Sai, till he's unresponsive.

"You weren't gonna stop me on that one, Ino?" Tyrell asked her.

"Actually, his beating was justified." Ino replied, as she leaned back and smiled.

(Tyrell: Why didn't you stop me during that scene, Ino? / Ino: Because Sai owed me some money, and he didn't paid me back.)

"Mr. Tyrell, we've arrived at L.A." The limousine driver said.

"Much Appreciated, okay guys time to step out." Tyrell said, as everyone stepped out.

"Whoa! This is California!? What a big ass city!" Naruto said, shocked to be in such a big city.

"I wish I had a camera!" Sakura said, wanting to take some pictures to remember this day.

"Don't worry Sakura, I could buy you one while we here, or a cell phone if you like." Tyrell offered.

"Wow, thanks!" Sakura said, as she smiled at Tyrell.

"So, where are we going to first?" Yamato asked.

"First, we're heading off to Tori's place. I'm sure she'd love to meet you all." Tyrell said, referring to his longtime friend. "Try to keep up." Tyrell said, and he ran in supersonic speed, while the others tried to catch up.

(The Vega Residence)

It was early in the morning in the house of two certain girls.

One of the girls is tall, very slim, beautiful girl with dark brown hair. She also has tanned skin, and is known for her cute cheekbones and beauty. Her name is Tori Vega.

The other girl is three inches shorter than Tori. Like her sister she also has long dark brown hair, but with blonde highlights. She also has brown eyes, and a bigger bust. Her name is Trina Vega.

"Yawn...Another day of school?" Tori asked, while doing some stretches.

"Yeah...I wonder where Tyrell is..." Trina said, referring to her and Tori's favorite dreadhead.

(Ino: I understand how you knew Tori, but how'd you know Trina? / Tyrell: I was helping Tori out with her project, then Trina brought me to her room and she tried to seduce me.)

Before the two of them could think about him any further, there was a knock on the door. When the two opened the door, to say they were surprised would be an understatement. They were excited that he was here.

"You fine ladies called for a handsome dreadhead? Well look no further for he has finally arrived." Tyrell said, joking on his introduction.

"Tyrell!" Both Tori and Trina said, as they both hugged him.

'Yeah it feels good to be back home.' Tyrell thought in nostalgia, as he returned the hug.

"So where the hell have you been?" Trina asked.

"Long story, Trina." Tyrell said, not wanting to bore her with the details.

"So what're the names of all those guys?" Tori asked, pointing towards the Konoha 12.

"These people are Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Tenten, Rock Lee, Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji. I'm just showing them around Los Angeles." Tyrell explained to her. "What have you two been doing as of late?"

"Oh same old, same old with Sikowitz." Tori said.

"Yeah." Trina said, agreeing with her sister.

"He's still drinking coconut juice?" Tyrell asked.

"Haha! I had to drink Coconut juice one time!" Naruto said, as he laughed at the memory.

"Was it on a dare?" Tyrell asked him.

"It was during a bell-test!" Naruto replied.

(Ino: I've got to ask this: what's with Sikowitz and Coconut juice? / Tyrell: Every time he drinks some, it gives him psychedelic visions.)

"Wow! You're really cute!" Trina said, looking at Naruto.

"Hehe, thanks!" Naruto said, while scratching the back of his head.

'So far everybody's getting along, nice.' Tyrell thought to himself, glad to see that they're on the same page.

"Oh Tyrell. So, these must be friends of yours?" Mrs. Vega asked, now stepping into conversation, while pointing towards the Konoha 12.

"Of course... well 10 out of 12 of them are, two of them not so much." Tyrell said, referring to both Shikamaru and Sai.

"Nice to meet ya, ma'am! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, Dattebayo! The next hokage!" Naruto introduced himself, while gaining some weird looks from the Vega ladies.

"...What's a hokage?" Tori asked, as she never heard of one before. Can't really blame her though.

"Are you okay, son? Did you hit your head on the way here?" Mrs. Vega asked, thinking that Naruto had lost his mind.

(Tyrell: I'm bet he gets asked that a lot, huh? / Ino: Way too many times.)

"I'm tempted to say yes. But seriously, from what I've learned a Kage is like a leader of their city. Kinda like an Emperor, King, President, etcetera." Tyrell said, showing off a bit of his knowledge.

"Idiot." Both Sakura and Kiba said, in response to Naruto's introduction from earlier.

"In any case, we better go! School's about to begin!" Tori said.

"Oh, right." Tyrell said, as he completely forgot about School.

"School! Ew!" Naruto said, as he and school have a bad history.

"Dude, you haven't even seen it yet." Tyrell said, wondering what's his beef with school is.

"Wait! We gotta go!?" Naruto asked.

"For once I agree with him!" Kiba said, putting in his two cents.

"You guys act like one day in Hollywood Arts, would kill you." Tyrell said.

"You said we were gonna have FUN! Not go to prison, A.K.A, School!" Naruto said, as he was not looking forward to going.

"Hollywood Arts is completely different from other schools." Tyrell said, trying to reassure him.

(Tyrell: Ino, rewind back to earlier, what's Naruto's deal with school? / Ino: Allow me to put it like this, Naruto and school are like cats and dogs: They don't get along well.)

"Hmph! I'll believe it when I see it!" Naruto said, as he crossed his arms.

"Then we can go on my Ink Bird!" Sai said to everyone.

"Ink Bird?" Tyrell, Tori, and Trina said in unison.

"Ninja Art: Super Beast Scroll!" Sai said, as he took out his scroll to summon an eagle made of ink.

'I'll admit, that is impressive.' Tyrell thought to himself, but he wouldn't admit it out loud.

"Well, everyone, hop on!" Sai said, as everyone did just that.

"Uh...is this thing, durable?" Tori asked.

"We don't unless we find out, Tori. Besides if you're scared you could always hold onto me." Tyrell said, as he threw his arm around Tori's shoulder.

"Sai, was it? We'll stay on, right?" Tori asked, as she along with everyone else doesn't plan on falling.

"Of course! Unless you're stupid enough to fall!" Sai said.

"...Well that makes us feel better..." Trina sarcastically replied, not pleased with Sai's response.

"I'm so sorry, I meant nothing by it! Please take no offense!" Sai said, even though he didn't mean it.

"This guy is weird, you know that?" Tori asked Tyrell.

"You have no idea." Tyrell said, knowing that first hand.

While that was going on, the ink bird took off.

"Whoa!" Tori said, as she was clinging on to Naruto.

"Trina, you and Tori ok back there?" Tyrell asked the two ladies.

"I'm making sure we don't fall!" Trina shouted, as she was clinging onto Lee.

"Whoa!" Naruto said, as he started to blush. Either from Tori, or the fact that he was really high up.

"Cool, cause I don't want you or Tori to fall either." Tyrell said to the two, with a smile.

(Ino: You like them, don't you? / Tyrell: Maybe, is that so wrong?)

"Dickless, is this the place?" Sai asked Tyrell, as he pointed down.

"I'm gonna choose to ignore that, and yes that's the spot." Tyrell said, as he seriously considered throwing Sai off the bird. But the bird already landed.

Oh well, maybe next time.

(Timeskip: 5 minutes later)

"Well...I must say...this looks like an eccentric school..." Neji pointed out, as he looked around the unique style of Hollywood Arts.

"See like I said, completely different from other schools." Tyrell said.

"Yosh! Do people here have the Power of Youth!?" Lee asked.

"Personally, I wouldn't know, but you could ask them your-" However before he could finish...

"He left!" Tenten said, noticed that she's a teammate short.

"Naruto left too! Idiot!" Sakura yelled, embarrassed by the knuckleheaded blonde.

"Sai's gone too!" Yamato said, as his skin turned pale.

"How much trouble could he possibly..." Tyrell was about to ask, until he heard a very familiar and very angry voice.

"YOU WAIT TIL I CATCH YOU!" A certain someone yelled, pushing through everything and everyone.

"…On second thought, forget I even asked." Tyrell said, as he facepalmed for two reasons. One, he answered his own question. Two, he knew that under no circumstances that you should never get on her bad side.

The girl was an inch taller than Tori, and has noticeably pale skin. She also has piercings, tattoos, blue-green eyes; and Dark Brown hair with blue, green, and purple highlights. Her name is Jade West.

And she's not in a good mood, then again when is she ever?

"Wait, what's wrong?" Tori asked

"Out of the way, PRINCESS!" Jade demanded, pushing Tori out of the way.

"What happened?" Trina asked, as she was confused as everyone.

"No time to explain! I have to ram my fists in the face of some constantly smiling pale guy!" Jade said, confusing everyone at first; but Tyrell figures it out.

"That's Sai, apparently he loves to get beaten up." Tyrell said, knowing that Sai was basically screwed.

"Well, what happened?" Tori asked, wanting to know the whole story.

"It was like this…" Jade began, taking a deep breath as she retold the events that hopped up til now.

(FLASHBACK BEGINS.)

While everyone was going on about their business, Jade, as usual, was particularly miffed this morning.

"I'm pissed off this morning!" Jade said, causing some students to back away in fear.

Until...

Sai BUMPS INTO HER!

"Hey, moron, watch it!" Jade shouted at idiot before him.

I humbly apologize, but you should watch where YOU go, otherwise you'll just anger people." Sai said harmlessly, unaware of who he was speaking to.

Other students are shocked at how Sai speaks to her, a couple in particular.

"Whoa! Did you hear that!?" Andre said, thinking if the guy had lost his marbles. Andre is 5'8" has brown eyes, and brown hair done in dreadlocks.

"That guy's crazy!" Beck said, knowing Jade longer than anybody. Beck is 5' 11.5" inches tall, brown eyes, and long brown hair.

"Doesn't he know who's he talking to?" Robbie asked, as he almost felt sorry for Sai. Robbie is 5' 9.5" inches tall, Has pale skin, wears glasses, has a Jewish afro, and is always seen carrying a puppet.

"He makes YOU look smart!" Rex pointed out, making fun of Robbie as usual. Rex is a ventriloquist dummy, and to an extent, Robbie's alter ego.

(Back with Sai and Jade)

"What'd you say!?" Jade asked, as she was becoming increasingly furious.

Whenever that happens, most people would run and never look back.

"I just said how you shouldn't be so stupid and clueless." Sai said, as he smiled much to Jade's annoyance.

"What the hell are you smiling about!?" Jade asked, while she cracked her knuckles, wanting to knock that look off his face.

"I'm just sorry that you're such a homely, manly-looking banshee." Sai 'innocently' replied with a smile

That did it.

"Ho-" Robbie started

"Ly-" Andre added

"SHIT!" Beck finished

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!" Jade said, as she run towards Sai with intent to beat him into next week.

"I'll see you later." Sai said, as he began to run for his life.

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

"And THAT'S what happened." Jade finished.

"Ok Jade is anything but a 'homely, manly-looking banshee'. I mean come on, Jade's hot, you'd be a fool not to see that." Tyrell said, as he looped his arm around Jade's shoulder. Jade slapped his arm away, and turned not wanting him to see her blush.

"What a dumbass..." Naruto and Sakura said, as they sigh in embarrassment of their emotionally challenged friend.

"Either he's got guts, or he's a bigger idiot than Naruto...no offence." Tyrell said, apologizing in advance.

"...Taken." Naruto said, as he signed in annoyance.

"Oh, get over it!" Sakura said, laughing at Naruto's expense.

"Yeah, you have a dopey effect around you." Jade said, throwing her opinion out there.

(Tyrell: Y'know now that Jade brought it up, he does look dopey. / Ino: That would explain so much.)

"So what y'all wanna do now?" Tyrell asked the gang.

Only to discover that everyone went their own ways.

"Oh, real nice guys! I'm heading off to class, I guess." Tyrell said, walking off to Sikowitz's class

Only to hear Sakura yelling at someone!

"What the?" Tyrell asked himself, only to notice Ino and Sakura glaring at a certain red head. The redhead was 5'1" with a petite body frame. She has Dark magenta hair, brown eyes. She's known for her ditzy and childlike demeanor. Her name is Cat Valentine.

"Here we go." Tyrell said, as he ran towards Sakura's location.

(With Sakura, Ino, and Cat)

"YOU IDIOT!" Sakura said, yelling at Cat.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!?" Ino said, also yelling at Cat.

"Ladies, Ladies, what seems to be the problem here?" Tyrell asked, playing peacekeeper. Which was kinda weird, cause most times he preferred the role of Hellraiser.

"Oh, Tyrell, hi! These meanies are yelling at me." Cat said, pointing to Sakura and Ino.

"How all this happened?" Tyrell asked, wasting to know everything.

"That moron ate some FOOD PILLS!" Sakura said.

"They looked yummy for my tummy." Cat said in her defense, while she rubbed her tummy.

'Yep, same ol' Cat' Tyrell thought, as he smiled at the redhead. But now's the time for him to be serious for a moment. "Cat didn't anyone ever told you to never eat things that doesn't belong to you?"

"But they looked super yummy!" Cat whined, thinking that Tyrell would hate her over one little mistake.

"And she even drank some of Lady Tsunade's Sake!" Ino added.

Scratch that, two mistakes.

"Cat I understand how some things look super yummy, I get that. However, that doesn't excuse you from eating and/or drinking their stuff. You have to apologize." Tyrell said.

"I'm sorry..." Cat apologized, while making a pouty face for effect.

(Tyrell: One a lady makes a pouty face, can't stay mad forever / Ino: How would you know? / Tyrell: Tori tried it on me once to make help her with her project)

"...You are like a female Naruto." Sakura pointed out.

"Here, have a piece of candy." Tyrell said, as he gives Cat some candy, then he ruffled her hair.

"Yay!" Cat happily exclaimed as she gobbles it all up, including the wrappers.

"She really IS like a female Naruto." Ino said, agreeing with Sakura.

"Naruto? That means fishcake!" Cat said, as her mouth starts to water.

"What would say, if I told you that there is actually someone named Naruto?" Tyrell asked her.

"No! I want some fish-cake!" Cat argued, not only was her mouthwatering but now her stomach was gurgling

"Ya know...I used to want to get Naruto together with Hinata but I think Cat is better." Sakura said, now seeing that her and Naruto would be a picture perfect match.

"You know what Sakura, that's a great idea! That's exactly what we'll do... right after Cat gets some fishies in her tummy." Tyrell said, while scratching Cat's tummy.

"Yay! By the way, you have a big forehead." Cat said, much to Sakura's anger.

(Tyrell and Ino: Whether Cat knew it or not, she messed up)

"What!?" Sakura said, walking towards Cat with fire in her eyes.

"Cat you might wanna run as fast as possible." Tyrell said, while he facepalmed.

"Why?" Cat asked, while wondering what she did wrong.

"YOU'RE JUST LIKE NARUTO!" Sakura yelled, as she chased after Cat.

"Tyrell, help!" Cat said, as she hides behind him

'How did I end up in this situation, again?' Tyrell thought, with a sigh.

"Tyrell, MOVE!" Sakura demanded.

"Lucky guess, but seriously Cat you really need to run." Tyrell said, while dodging Sakura's punches.

"Oh, boy!" Cat said, as she ran like her life depended on it. Which in this case, she is.

"GET BACK HERE!" Sakura said, while she chased after her, leaving Tyrell and Ino alone.

"Ino you're friends with Sakura right? You think you can tell me the story about her forehead situation?" Tyrell asked her, with a curious expression.

"Okay, a long time ago when Sakura was around six, she used to get bullied for her forehead by this mean girl named Ami. She used to be really shy and withdrawn before I came along. So, that's why she's self-conscious about her forehead." Ino explained, while Tyrell nodded in understanding.

'Had I been around them earlier, Ami would've been nothing more but a memory.' Tyrell thought, before he turned back to Ino."You're a good friend Ino, at least I now know what to avoid. Now if you'll excuse me I have to stop Sakura from beating Cat into the ground." Tyrell flashed her a smile, before he runs after Cat and Sakura. Ino, having nothing better to do, she just simply followed him.

(With Sakura and Cat)

"Quit chasing me!" Cat said, as she was still running away from Sakura.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Sakura said, still running after her. With her strength she'll probably do exactly that.

"This is even worse than that time I cut off Jade's Eyebrows!" Cat said, remember that particular memory. She also remembered Jade cutting her hair while she slept, the result wasn't pretty.

(Ino: Time out! She cut off her eyebrows? / Tyrell: She didn't just cut them off, she waxed them clean off.)

"Sakura could you please calm down. I'm sure Cat didn't mean anything buy it, right Cat?" Tyrell asked her, as he saw Sakura holding her up in the air.

"Yeah! I just want some fish-cake for my tummy!" Cat complained, as her stomach groaned.

(Tyrell: I'm pretty sure there's a lesson in this, somewhere. / Ino: Yeah, never think on an empty stomach.)

"Sakura if you let Cat go, I'll give you a massage. Ladies love it when I give them massages. Plus it's a great way for you to mellow out." Tyrell stated, and it was a well-known fact. Whenever he massages the ladies, they keep coming back for more.

"Fine." Sakura sighed, as she lets go of Cat.

"Thank you, Sakura. Come on Cat, let's go get you some fishcakes."

"Yay!" Cat cheered, as her mouth slobbers in anticipation.

(Asphalt Café: 10 minutes later.)

"She's like Choji as well." Ino pointed out, as she watched Cat quickly eat through all those fishcakes.

"I know, right. Hey Ino, remember when you asked me about if Quinn is prettier than you?" Tyrell asked, as he remembered her question from two days ago.

"Oh, yeah. Why?" Ino asked, curious about his answer.

"While me and Quinn are friends, you're way prettier than she is." Tyrell told her, causing Ino to smile.

'Yes I knew it, take that Quinn!' Ino thought, while her Chibi version was doing a victory dance. "Who's the blonde girl and the one with tan skin?" Ino asked, while looking at the picture Tyrell showed on his phone.

"Can you be a bit more specific, please?" Tyrell asked, knowing that there's a lot of that he met that could fit the description.

"The one with blonde hair that the bushy haired kid is staring lovingly at and the one that looks like she's posing for the camera." Ino said, as she described the two in detail.

"Oh yeah, that's Zoey and Lola." Tyrell said, as he remember the the ladies.

"Look who I got!" Jade said, while holding Sai's neck in her hands.

"Can't...BREATHE!" Sai said, trying to force the words out.

"Normally I'd be first on hitting Sai, but since Jade found him by all means ladies first." Tyrell said, as he just sit back and watch

"CAN'T BREATHE!" Sai reminded them, as he eyes threatened to pop.

"You had it coming, Sai. I'd say I feel sorry for ya, but that'll be a lie." Tyrell said, not even trying to save him.

"CAN'T...BREATHE!" Sai said again, as his normally pale face was turning blue.

"Hey Ino, you hear something?" Tyrell ignored Sai, causing Ino to laugh.

(Ino: You're not a fan of Sai, are you? / Tyrell: The weapons, yes. The person himself, not so much.)

"Quit...Ignoring...me!" Sai struggled to say, but in Jade's grip why even bother.

"Aw, shut up!" Jade said, as she slapped Sai in his skull.

"You know, I could watch this all day, and I still wouldn't be bored." Tyrell said, while the weird school bell rings. "Well, we better get to class."

"Can...you tell Jade...to free...me?" Sai pleaded.

"Fine, but If I ever hear of you insulting my friends again, Jade and I will come up with something much worse. Understood?"

"Y-yes!" Sai said, as his pale face went totally blue.

"Jade I hate to say it, and I mean really hate this, but I think he's had enough." Tyrell said with a sigh, as Jade reluctantly dropped Sai. However if he was to be honest: he would've let Jade choked Sai for as long as she pleased.

"This place sure has a weird bell." Naruto said, stating the obvious.

"You'll get used to it, eventually." Tyrell said, as everyone walked off to Sikowitz's class.

End

So that's a wrap on chapter 4.

Tyrell, Naruto, and the others have arrived in Los Angeles.

And as always don't forget to leave a review.

Peace.