I forgot to say:
Disclaimer: I do not own Tennis No Oujisama/ Prince of Tennis but if I did, it wouldn't be as funny as it is already! -.-
Ask Your Seigaku Regulars Column
8.RaiPhoenix015
Everyone: We welcome you all back to… "Ask Your Seigaku Regulars Column"!
Momo: Now we have our eight caller, RaiPheonix015 on the line!
RaiPheonix015: Hi!
I wanted to ask all of you this question. If given the choice, who among the regulars (even in different schools) do you want to be paired up with? (this would mean that the pairings are guys to guys ok?)
To Fuji: if you can pick anyone among the Seigaku regulars to be your servant who would it be?
To Ryoma: Most of my friends think you and Kevin Smith would make a nice couple. Any comments? What is your relationship to Kevin Smith?
To Oishi: You are technically Seigaku's mama right? Do you ever feel as if the others don't appreciate you and your efforts?
To Tezuka: How do you feel about being paired up to Atobe? Because I personally think you two would make a kawaii couple!
That's all! I know it'll be difficult to handle this because a lot of people will ask questions and all. I hope you don't get swamped or anything. Good luck. You can do it!
Rai
Ryoma: Okay, I'll start with the first question.
Momo: Finally! Echizen has opened up to us! (Slaps Ryoma hard on his back)
Ryoma: Baka sempai. I'd choose… (Looks around the room, then smirks) Tezuka-buchou.
Tezuka: (Neutral face)
Momo: (looks at Eiji) There seems to be a connection between the two?
Eiji: Seems like it.
Fuji: What a pity, I was going to pick Tezuka too. (Turns at Ryoma then smiles at him)
Ryoma: (Frowns) Your loss.
Inui: I believe that be could still pick anyone who others have already picked?
RaiPheonix015: Yeah.
Inui: (Looks around the room) Kaidoh.
Kaidoh: (Head shots up at Inui) What?!
Inui: (looks at his notebook) Kaidoh, I pick you (Looks up at Kaidoh)
Kaidoh:
(Sweats) So, it was true! At the time in the park! When he called about the date! Nooohhhh!
Everyone: (Looks at Kaidoh who is continuously moving his head sideways)
Kaidoh: (looks up) Shhhshshhs…
Taka: Hmm… I'd pick Fuji.
Fuji: (Smiles at Taka)
Oishi: (Laughs suddenly) I guess you guys know who I pick. (Leans towards Eiji)
Eiji: (Blushes) Oishi, nya!
Ryoma: Gay guys………………………………..
Everyone: …………………………………….
RaiPheonix015: ………………Tezuka, who do you pick?
Tezuka:… I'm not gay. (He merely stated but just to be in your good side, he silently picks Atobe, even if it doesn't show besides in yaoi, they fit.)
RaiPheonix015: Gotcha. Okay, Fuji it's your turn!
Fuji: Servant… (Smiles) Echizen-kun. He'd be a lovely servant.
Ryoma: (Frowns) Never. But, I believe I should answer my questions next… My comments about being gay… hmm… do I even have to think? I'm not gay. And Kevin is just a friend. And nothing gay will ever happen to us.
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In America with Kevin…
Kevin: Achoo!... Someone remembered me. (Looks up at the heavens) Who could it possibly be…
Driver: I don't know.
Kevin: I wasn't asking you... do I even know you?
Driver: No.
Kevin: Okay...
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RaiPheonix015: Sure… No gay thoughts… sure…
Oishi: It's my turn, about being Seigaku's mama, I don't really mind. I care for my teammates like no other. But the title I have, "Seigaku's Mama" I don't like it. Maybe "Carer" would be more appropriate.
RaiPheonix015: I like mama better.
Taka: Yeah, mama sounds better. (nodding approvingly)
Oishi: (Sweat drops)
RaiPheonix015:
Finally! My last question! Tezuka your turn!
Tezuka: Hn… You are asking on how I feel about being paired up with Atobe… … …
Ryoma: Gay.
Tezuka: (Turns to Ryoma with his neutral expression)
RaiPheonix015: You really don't like yaoi, do you?
Ryoma: Isn't it obvious.
RaiPheonix015: Thanks for nothing… still I'm waiting for Tezuka's answer.
Everyone: (looks at Tezuka)
Tezuka: I feel neutral. Besides, do you think I would blurt out a positive emotion about being gay infront of these people.
RaiPheonix015: I understand… and I get it… kawaii! No really. Anyways, thanks for answering all my questions! Jane and good luck!
Everyone: Bye bye!
9. Blue Winged Dragon
Everyone: Hi!
Blue Winged Dragon: Hi! Okay so here it is…
What
do you all think about Kaidoh? Since he's silent and all..
I look
forward to Tezuka's answer!!
That is all...
Momo: I think Kaidoh is a baka Ma-mu-shi!
Kaidoh: Shhshshhshsh
Momo: Baka… this is the second person who seems interested in you!
Kaidoh: Why? Jealous you don't even have a single one?
Momo: Why you! ( Battle! )
Blue Winged Dragon: Okay… so continuing…
Ryoma: I think Kaidoh-sempai should be respected, after all his tennis skills are above the average.
Fuji: Hai, I believe that too.
Ryoma: What can I say, great minds think alike. (Smirks)
Fuji: I didn't know you were great? (Smiles)
Ryoma: (frowns) Urusai.
Oishi: But I also think that too. But his being silent and his current hissing sounds… it kind of creeps me out.
Inui: That is a fact. But I must say, I have trained him hard but... maybe I should make him enter finishing school. (Finishing school is a school devoted to teaching ill-mannered children and such)
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Inside a ice-cream parlor…
Tennis trio were listening on the radio…
Horio: Hmph! Finishing school, if you ask me, nothing is going to fix him. Maybe a plastic surgery so that his face will smile forever.
Kachiro: They might here you…
Horio: No they can't! They're inside a studio. How could they here me. I'll say what I want to say! And I say his face is scary his hissing makes him look like a snake, which proves my theory for him to go to surgery! And his bandana is just weird! See! NOT a prob.
Katsuo: No! Kachiro-kun means them… (Pointing at the table next to them, filled with Kaidoh-sama fangirls)
Horio: Ah… RUN!!!!
Kachiro&Katsuo: Here we go again! Waaaa!
Kachiro: Now, this is what you get for having a noisy friend.
Horio: Urusai! Shut up and keep running!
Fan girls: Kyaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Kaidoh: Matte! Achoo!
Momo: Baka!!!! You just sneezed at me!
Kaidoh: The better.
Taka: Hai, I agree with Oishi.
Tezuka: Kaidoh is still young but I'm sure he'll grow mature and his love for tennis will always be.
Blue
Winged Dragon: hai! Great words from the buchou! Thanks for answering
my question! Ja!
Everyone: Sayonara!
Eiji: What about me?! (Everyone turns at Eiji)
Oishi: Aren't you usually the noisy one?
Eiji: I was caught in their fight! (pointing at Kaidoh and Momo)
Ryoma: What else can we do… you missed the caller.
Eiji: I'll answer it anyways! Kaidoh! He's scary, and his hissing sounds makes him look like a suicidal maniac!
Kaidoh: Sempai…
Eiji: Oops! Nyahhh! Don't kill me! Or yourself.
Kaidoh: Who told you anything about killing anyone?
Eiji: Ah! He didn't hiss!
Kaidoh: Hsshshhshshhshsh.
Eiji: Nooohhhhh!!
Everyone: (Sweat drops)
10. Miki
Miki: Hi! Here is my question!
To everyone: Out of all your rivals and amongst yourselves, who do you think is the prettiest?
Everyone: (Looks at each other)
Ryoma: I have one candidate, Monkey King.
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Inside Atobe's Mansion…
Atobe: I'm going to kill that kid. But I am the prettiest, neh Kabaji.
Kabaji: Usu...
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Fuji: Atobe-san?
Ryoma: Hai.
Momo: I have another one, Mizuki from St. Rudolp.
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St. Rudolp...
Yuuta: Mizuki, your name's on air.
Mizuki: Really? (Seats beside Yuuta)
Fuji: Who is he again? (Smiles)
Mizuki: (Falls from his chair) That guy...
Yuuta: (Sweat drops)
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Eiji: What about Yukimura-kun from Rikkaidai?
Ryoma: He looks like a girl too.
Miki: Those are only the candidates?
Eiji: It's best to just pick three you know. Okay! For the one and only prettiest! Nya! Everyone vote! Nya!
Ryoma: I vote for monkey king.
Eiji: One vote for Atobe! While I vote for Mizuki-san!
Fuji: Atobe-kun.
Eiji: Two votes for Atobe!
Momo: Atobe!
Eiji: Three!
Oishi: Mizuki
Eiji: Three to two to none.
Taka: Yukimura-san!
Eiji: Three to two to one!
Inui: Atobe.
Eiji: 4:2:1
Kaidoh: (hisses) Mizuki-san
Eiji: 4: 3: 1 (Everyone turns to Tezuka)
Tezuka: Atobe.
Eiji: For Atobe: 5 votes!
Mizuki: 3
Yukimura: 1
Winner is Atobe! Yay! Congrats Atobe, if you are listening.
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Atobe's mansion…
Atobe: (Roses falling from everywhere) I knew I'd win… neh Kabaji.
Kabaji: usu…
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Miki: Thanks for answering my questions! Ja!
Everyone: ja!
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Atobe's mansion...
Atobe: Prettiest...
11. Old Fiat
Old Fiat: Hiya! Minna! I'm back!
Anyway, a couple more questions to slip in at your leisure:
To Inui:
What is your family like? I have searched around for it, but I
haven't found anything.
To Eiji: I'm a youngest child too! I was
wondering how you and your siblings relate. Like, which one is the
easiest to talk to, which one is the bossiest, etc.
Thanks!
Inui: My family… (Eyeglasses shines)
Eiji: Yeah! Nya! I never heard a thing from you about your family!
Momo: Hai, hai. I'm sure their family's strange though.
Eiji: (Nods) Hai hai.
Inui: About my family… their… (closes his notebook then looks out of the window of the studio) your typical traditional Japanese family.
Old Fiat: I'm sensing something deeper…
Inui: (Glasses glimmers) Yes… I am an only child. My father is a scientist, finding for more antidotes for illnesses to help people live in a healthier fashion, while my mother is a housewife who cooks, cleans, washes, and all those other motherly stuffs. (Then smiles)
Deep ain't it.
Old Fiat: Forget it. I liked Eiji better anyways.
Eiji: Nya! Thanks! It's always fun to find another person like me who is the youngest in their family. Okay, to your question, nya. Um… my siblings relate properly or typically. And…...
Nya!!! What am I saying! We aren't typical! We're unruly! And all those other stuffs! The easiest to talk to is the middle child since you don't differ that much with age not like the eldest, and well, the eldest is the bossiest! Nya! And also, when they use your favorite brand of toothpaste without permission! It's the worst they can do, just because they're older! Nya! Unfair!
Old Fiat: I know what you feel.
Eiji: (Smiles) Nya! I feel like buying more toothpaste!
Fuji: You do that.
Old Fiat: Thanks! Eiji and Inui for answering my questions!
Tezuka: (Coughs) About my eyeglasses, you were saying that you didn't understand it… its just simple. I can't see well without them.
Old Fiat: Okay! So bye! Thanks again! To you too Tezuka! Bye!
Eiji: Ja! Now for some toothpaste! Who's coming with me! (Crickets…) Momo-chin! Ochibi! Let's go!
Ryoma: I don't want to— (Eiji dragged him along with Momo) (Frowns)
Ja.
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