RANDOM THINGS WITH RANDOM PEOPLE
Harry Potter Edition
Author: Today, I want all of you to share something.
Lavender: Milk starts with the letter M.
Dean: The sky is blue.
Hermione: Actually, it can also be red, orange, yellow, purple and a variety of other colors.
Dean: Teacher lied to me!!!
Hermione: All adults are liars. DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!! KILL DEMOCRACY!! (waves around nazi flag)
Lavender: Flower starts with the letter F.
Dumbledore: I'm gay. (fangirls begin to scream)
Cedric: I'm dead. (fangirls don't care)
McNair: Hamsters are fluffy, cuddly AND huggable.
Avery: Oh!! They're also adorable, you know!
McNair: Good point. Hmm...
Avery: Hmm...
(both are deep in thought)
Voldemort: I'm so good at being bad, I'm a puple flowerpot!!!
Luna: Gnarlers like to buzz around people's brains and make them go mad.
Parvati: The author must be surrounded by them.
Harry: My parents are DEAD!!!!
Everyone: We know!!
Harry: I hate my life!!! I'm so emo!! (cries and arranges hair into horrible hairstyle) (fangirls scream)
Ron: I like cake.
Harry: I hate you all!!! (begins to write emo poetry) (fan girls continue to scream)
Krum: I'm an international Quidditch star!!! (fan girls are silent) (Krum sulks away and plays with his broom)
Lavender: Apple starts with the letter A.
Hermione: DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!!!! MURDER THE UNICORNS!!!!
Voldemort: Noo!! I like unicorns!!!!!
Everyone: …………
Voldemort: Er… I like to EAT unicorns!!!
Ron: I like to eat cake.
Harry: Mummy!! Daddy!!! (starts cutting himself) (fangirls scontinue to scream)
Bellatrix: I'm crazy.
Everyone: We know.
Bellatrix: I'm crazy SEXY!!
Everyone: (backs away slowly)
Bellatrix: I'm SEXY!!! (starts blasting curses everywhere)
Rodolphus: (is stuck inside a cage) I think you're sexy, honey!!! Can I get some food, now?
Ron: I like cake.
Lavender: Cake starts with a C.
(romantic music starts playing)
Ron: I like cheese too.
Lavender: Cheese also starts with a C.
Ron: I like cheesecake best.
Lavender: That starts with a C too!!
(they start snogging)
Everyone: Ewww..
Harry: No one understands me!! (is being followed by a storm cloud) (fan girls still scream)
Luna: I think I spot some Gnarlers buzzing around your brain. They make people go mad, you know.
Author: I sincerely hope that's true. Why else would I write this story?
(explosions and screams are heard in the background. Harry has started to sing emo songs. Ron and Lavenders snogging has made everyone frigid. Hermione has conquered the world. McNair and Avery are still pondering adjectives for hamsters. Voldemort is playing with unicorns. And everyone agrees Bellatrix is sexy. And the author has got Gnarlers in the brain.)
A/N: Do you find this too long? If so should I seperate it into 2 chapters instead? Oh, I expect to be flamed for some bits of this story, so flame away! I'm in flammable!! (yes, I know i realize what i just said)
