Fairy Tales and Broken Tiaras
Disclaimer: I. Do. Not. Own. TeenTitans. Does that clarify it for you?
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Hehe, thanks for the reviews everyone!
And to everyone who was confused on which part Raven played, she's Snow White.
Oh and another thing, if you thought Jinx was a tad bit out of character, it was because once the world(Yes, the world) was turned into a gigantic Fairy Tale, Jinx, Raven and Starfire happened to be the ones placed in Princess's lives. Thus, gaining a few personality traits:)
Oh yes, one little thing before I disappear in a random puff of smoke;
-looks at mountain of cookies-
My, I have quite a bit... O.O How'za bout a change before I turn into a giant hippo, mmm:)
Vegetables taste better than cookies, me thinks. So how about some carrots? Ooh! Ooh! Or broccoli and cheese. :3 -clings to cheesy broccoli-
-nod nod- Yes, I'd like that VERY much. :)
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Raven groaned, exhausted from her hours and hours of trudging through the mass of trees, she simply collapsed on the ground. It seemed quite dark anyways, even though it wasn't. It also seemed like the world had turned upside-down. Today had to be the worst day ever! Well, next to almost destroying earth..
Her heart skipped a beat while her eyes closed slowly, a quiet yawn leaving her lips while she fell into a deep slumber. She had good dreams, too. Dreams of strangling Beastboy, saving Earth, and entirely morbid things that I'd rather not put down here.
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"Think she's okay?" A voice mumbled quietly, obviously talking to someone else.
"Not sure.. she might be dead.." Another one replied gruffly, before another one broke out in a shout.
"No, don't!" They whispered, warning the other someone. "Don't poke the girl with a stick!"
Raven turned over, a sharp pain poking her in the back, "Uhhmmm..." She mumbled, before opening her eyes to find twelve faces staring into her's intently. One of them grimacing as she realized where she was.
Startled, Raven jumped backwards, landing with a loud 'oof'. "Who was poking me? Why WERE you poking me!" She shouted angrily, glaring at the twelve little men standing in front of her. Before her eyes fell into even more anger, "And who are you?"
A soft blush spattered all over one's cheeks, he stepped up, "I..hhhrrmmm.." Then he froze, twirling his little gryy beard around his small fingers, "D'awwww.."
"Oh just shut up if ya can't say anything!" Another one spoke before he stepped infront of the bashful one, "I'm Grumpy Miss. Dopey here, poked you". He said, pointing to the one with the stick. He grinned, hiding the object behind his back before his ears wiggled.
Raven didn't even reply. She was to shocked. The faces seemed familar...
She paled all over, eyes huge and bugged. Grumpy, there, was green. VERY green. Not like he was sick, either. He had a red hat over his hair(if he had any) and a grey beard. His eyes were a very noticable green, too. And that was when it hit her. That.. Was.. Beastboy.
Stiffled laughs found their way into Raven's voice as she tried to reply, glancing over at Dopey, who continued to smile. And Dopey looked rather familar, too. His eyes were a stormy grey blue, and even though his ears were large and wiggled constantly, he looked just liked Robin. Even a mask hung over his eyes.
Another one stepped up, smacking Robin(That sounds messed up. Hehehe.) over the head, "I warned you! You woke her up! Don't you listen to ANYTHING I tell you!" he shouted angrily, looking at The-Dopey-Actalike-Robin menacingly. "Sorry about the disturbance, Ma'am", He began, pushing his round glasses up and turning towards Raven, "I'm Doc. It seems however that this little imp can't do anything right!" One eye was brown, while the other glowed red. That was obviously, Cyborg.
Raven burst out into laughter, tears welling up in her eyes from laughing so hard. She held her stomach and took another glance at them, bursting out into laughter again.
"Finished?" Beastboy called out grumpily, crossing his arms over another.
Raven looked at Beastboy again before bursting out into giggles, "You should see yourself, really, you should Beastboy"..
"Who is Beastboy? Do you need to be put in a mental illness clinic, woman?"
"Maybe." Raven said, chuckling a bit, "And stop acting stupid, BB. I know it's you. And what's with the fake beard and crappy attitude?"
"FAKE? YOU CALL THIS FAKE!" He burst out angrily.
Doc quickly grabbed Beastboy's arms, "Hey, Grumpy, snap out of it!" He slapped him several times on the face before turning towards Raven. "He's rather touchy about his beard".
"Beard? That's fake if anything".
"No it isn't! It took YEARS to grow this thing! YEARS, I tell you!" He burst out again, reaching for Raven's neck.
Raven laughed at the little man's attempt to choke her, she simply shook her head, standing up, "Oh please. It's definately fake".
She reached over and gripped the bottom of Beastboy's beard, and tugged on it hard. Really hard. And it didn't come off.
He shreiked, "AHH! OW! OW! WHAT'RE YOU DOING? QUIT IT!"
But she pressed on. "What did do? Like, glue this thing on?" Her voice stung with sarcasim as she tugged harder, pulling and pulling til she felt small hands wrap around her waist and saw many of the small men grab onto Beastboy.
"PULL!" They all shouted together.
Raven ignored them, still listening to "Grumpy's" pained shouts of terror, "GET THIS WOMAN AWAY!"
"We're trying!" Doc growled.
"Well, your obviously not trying hard enough! Try harder!"
"WE ARE! SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LET US WORK!"
"You shut up!"
"YOU!"
"Argh! Ow! Ow! --You!"
Raven finally tore off a peice and was sent flying back, screams from the dwarfs sounded while she fell ontop of several of them.
"My legs! They're broken! Doc landed on me!" Sneezy cried out in agony.
"I know I need to go on a diet, but really, your fine!" Cyborg snapped, hopping up and swiping away the dust.
Raven groaned, standing up to find hair between her fingers, she opened her palm and let out a "Bleh", dropping the large clump of hair onto the ground.
"My.. My beard!" Came Beastboy's voice, squeaky. "It's.. It's.."
"A lot shorter! Looks good on ya, if I may say so". Cyborg added.
Robin nodded in agreement with a broad grin, giving him a thumbsup and a goofy grin.
"AHHHHH!" Grumpy growled before his eyes turned towards Raven, "Let me at her!" And with that, the little man dove at her full force.
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"Please!" Starfire began, entering the palace doors as the woman continued to drag her into the castle, "I don't want to sing!"
"Bah! Wish to or not, you will because you have too".
"But-"
"No buts!" The woman snapped, leading her into a large room before pushing her through powder blue curtains, "Get out there and sing". She whispered.
Starfire gulped as her eyes overlooked a large crowd. Blindingly bright lights dimmed as a merman on the right side of the stage counted down before music started.
The crowd looked at her eagerly, ready to hear the gorgeous song that they were supposed to hear. At the far back, was an even more eager looking man with a crown atop his head and a pleased smile on his face, he waved at her.
She felt her heart sink. Singing... in front of so many people? Her? Well, she could sing beautifully... her friends seemed to think so, anyway. They'd groan and beg for her to stop, of course, that meant that they just wanted it saved for later! Right?
A soft melody began.
Dun, dun, dun, dun..
She opened her mouth, eyes tightly closed before she opened them again. Well.. here's goes.. She thought, taking in a deep breath before she began singing. In tameranian.
"Ahhhhhh!" Her voice loudly echoed on stage while people beneath her seemed startled, off tune, she continued, "Glaaarrrkkk! Meniuuuu! Tooooooooarrrr marriieennnnn ssarrrknnnn!" The tune picked up a bit, so she did too, "AMMIIIRRRR! Danrrrni snirie ammerrbi schhhniiick danierrrn!"
Everyone in the crowd stood blankly, listening until a window shattered from the horrendous music.
The tune slowed up, and so did she, finishing off very, very, very loudly, "Annniiirrrrermi Gllllannnnnshhnntt!" Her voice echoed through the building until the lights flickered off, candle flames blew out, and another window shattered.
"Well.. that was.." An older woman again, eyes filled with shock as she blinked. Strands of her hair poked out from the side.
"... Beautiful!" A man finished, gasping. "So.. unique! So wild! So.. incredible!" Were those tears in his eyes?
Starfire blinked, "Uhhhh.. I am glad..?"
"I agree with him! So.. different!"
Soon merpeople stood up, all nodding in agreement and applauding.
"A job well done!" One commented, before the whole crowd was clapping.
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Chapter Four up!
Hope you all liked it!
Not so sure about the dwarf's intro, however. Tell me your opinions on that, plleeeasee. I may want to redo this chapter. Feh. -shrugs-
Oh yeah, remember. BROCCOLI AND CHEEESSEEE!
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