Chapter 4! Minish 9-1-1, My Father's Drowning!

"What the hell took you two so long?" Vaati asked when they returned.

"Firefly Event. You remember that don't you?' Ezlo asked, in a slightly cross voice.

"Yes I do, and I just remembered I have a....meeting tonight with Veran, so if we can go...."

"...Wait, how does he remember that?" Neri questioned.

"Umm...Ezlo has taken me to them once or twice before."

"Okay!"

"Can you move a little faster, I don't want to be l-AH, I'M DROWNING, I'M DR-"

"MINISH 9-1-1, MY FATHER IS DROWNING!"

In truth, he was standing straight up, flailing his arms around and screaming.

PAUSE

Soul: Like a retard.

Hytwilian: Nicely put, Soul.

Soul:Thank you, Hytwilian.

PLAY

"Who the hell is talking? I keep hearing female voices coming from nowhere." Vaati said, making Neri and Ezlo sweatdrop.

PAUSE

Soul: Hytwilian! Quick get the mind easer thingy!

Hytwilian: I can't!


PLAY

"Dad...have you caught Ganon's crazy?"

"...Pretend I didn't say anything before."

Ezlo would have furrowed his eyebrows, if he could. "You know...now that you mention it, I keep hearing them, to-"

PAUSE

Hytwilian: QUICK, SOUL, THEY'RE ONTO US! RUN!

PLAY

*At the Palace*

"Vaati, you are late," a very cross Veran said as he walked in the living room.

"I know, I lost track of time. My daughter had this field trip with Ezlo that I had to go t-"

"I don't give a damn! Now, are we going to go out or not?" Veran crossed her arms.

"Fine you pushy bitch." Vaati said, sweetly as they walked out, leaving a dazed and very disgusted Neri behind.

"Ewww. I'll never understand grown up love!" Neri said, huffing out some blue smoke.

"Why is your soot different colors?" Ezlo asked her, watching it fade away.

"It just is. Can I go now?"

"No, your father wanted me to assign more homework."

"OH COME ON!"

"Besides, that's what you get for saying I'm having a period."

"Ezlo period time..."

"Father."

"BRIM!"

"FATHER!"

"BRIM!"

"FATHER!"

"BRIM!"

"FATHER!"

"BRIM!"

"Go do it, Neri, you have a test tomorrow anyways."

"Fine!" Neri said, going up the stairs, purpously dragging her tail, trying to annoy Ezlo.

"And stop playing with your tail!"

"IT'S MY FUCKING TAIL I CAN PLAY WITH IT IF I WANT TO!"

"STOP CURSING!"

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! VERAN IS GOING TO FUCK MY FATHER TONIGHT!" She began to sing to the tune of 'I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause' "I saw Veran fucking my Dad, underneath the stairs last night! She has really small boobs and my Dad could do much better!"

The Elderly Minish sighed as the singing contiuned up the hall and faded as her door shut.

"Someone really needs to smack some sense into that's girl's head." he sighed.

A few hours later, Vaati returned home.

Ezlo was in the living room waiting for him.

He glanced at the clock. 11:59PM.

"My someone was out late."

"Oh hush." Vaati snapped. "Where is my daughter?"

"She's in the study hall, doing her homework. You might want to check up on her."

Vaati rolled his eyes and went upstairs to the door of the study room.

"Neri I'm coming in." Vaati shouted, opening the door to the study room.

It was dark save for the lone candle burning on the child-sized desk.

There were broken quill tips, balled up parchment, and ink bottle tops all over the floor.

Vaati saw Neri at the desk, asleep, in the middle of writing on a piece of parchment.

Beside her, sitting in a neat pile were at least about six scrolls of parchment, Vaati figured she must've fallen asleep when writing her seveneth one.

"Tsk, I wish you would work this hard when I give you a written assignment." Vaati said, quietly, taking the sleeping dragoness in his arms.

He carried her all the way into her room and tucked her in.

He stroked her cheek affectionatly.

"Good night, my little one." and he walked out of her room.