A/N- Holy freakin hell man!! THREE CHAPTERS!!! People enjoy the stupidity! REVIEWING KEEPS ME ALIVE, SO REVIEW!!!
Summery:
YMxYYxYB onesided SKxYY Follow Yami has he tries and hides what he believes will drive his fellow yamis away from him. He may actually cause more harm than not when Yugi enlists the help of one, Seto Kaiba. Let the jealousy abound and smiting begin!
(Yugi to Yami) ((Yami to Yugi))
&Ryo to Bakura& (&Bakura to Ryo&)
#Malik to Marik# (#Marik to Malik#)
(-Yami's chatting together-)
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Troubles that Never Cease
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Chapter 3
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"Okay, it's safe." Yugi stated as he shut the door to his friends limo. No sooner had that been said, did it look as if Seto let hang his gut with a satisfied sigh. His gut, scarily enough, looked like a gut sagging over the folds of his pants; as if he really had been sucking in some extra weight. Well it looked like that when his trench coat was closed. As soon as the fastings were undone Yami came sliding out like smooth butter, landing on the floor, between the legs.
"I thought I was going to die!" The ex-Pharoah panted as she crawled over Seto's lap and onto the seat next to him; Yugi and Mokuba were currently sitting opposite them. Ice blue eyes glared at him-her.
"Only you can find youself in a situation such as this." He sneered as he looked his rival up and down. "And last I checked, you wardrobe didn't consist of knee-high boots, and halter tops. What's this jewellery?"
"Shut-up!" Yami retorted with a glare. "I'm vain alright! I couldn't help myself!"
Yugi sighed. Good Ra, this is going to be a long day. He brought his hand up to rub his temple. I almost die, and now must stop verbal spats between my yami and one of his rivals. Ugh, he winced, and his ego'd rants have turned into bitch fits. Hopefully this won't last as long as when I told him Seto was going to help.
"So I assume you wear make-up as well?"
"Hey! This is all natural!" The crimson eyed Yami replied pointing to her face.
"Sure looks like eye-liner to me." Kaiba snorted turning his head to stare out his window.
"Yami stop!" The little hikari shouted in barely concealed shock and panic. Arms reaching out to his yami as if to physically stop what was about to happen. Ah, it needn't be physical, as his words had done just that. Mokuba flipped the next page of his book, while Seto turned to see what Yugi had yelled for. His nose bumped lightly into a fist. He glared at it.
"Were you going to punch me?" He growled, eyes narrowing to mere slits.
"I thought about it." Yami replied nonchalantly; Bringing back her fist and folding it over her chest, eyes closed. God breast's were beginning to suck; Back was already getting sore. But to be honest, she was shocked. Never had she been so close to actually hurting someone...unless it was Bakura...or Marik, but they didn't count! Spirits DON'T count! And those damn police people, they never seemed to run out so it didn't really matter with them. But that was beside the point. Because of a silly, little, insignificant curse, she was willing to punch someone after only a few harsh, and insulting sentences? Didn't she have more self restraint than that? She hanged with the other yami's for Ra's sakes! They're the epitome of harsh words and sentences!!
"PMS much?" The blue eye-teen commented. The only warning he had was a twitch of an eye, and then he was suddenly bombarded with punches. Yugi rushed forward to try and stop the scuffle. Mokuba turned to the next page of his book, And the limo slowed down to a stop at a red light.
None noticed the wide-eyed stare they were recieving from Yugi's grandpa; who currently had his face pressed against the window of the taxi he was in; right beside the limo. Good God! Is this what his grandchild meant when he needed to talk with Seto Kaiba? After the light had turned green and traffic moved on, He settled into his seat. He had no idea that Atem and the eldest Kaiba were involved. He was glad that the windows were tinted, who knows what the paparrazi would have thought about this. He sighed. Guess he was a bit late on the whole birds and the bees speech then.
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"Oh god." Ryou muttered as he sat down on the couch. Rubbing his hands onto his face. Bakura looked on the verge of a tantrum, while Marik calmly drank one of the drinks they had brought for the party. Malik looked between the occupants of the room, sitting by the T.V, wondering if him speaking would cause a certain someone to lash out in a fit of misplaced rage. What the hell was he getting pissed about anyway? The blond hikari thought, staring at Ryou's yami; Ryou was still staring at the T.V.
"Well, by the looks of things, Yugi did ditch us." Malik stated deciding to at least say something. God, there was tension in the room and he didn't even know why. "Wonder where Yami went though. He hardly stays in the puzzle now a days."
"I wouldn't know." Bakura growled causing the hikaris to stare at him with confusion. Why was he so upset? "Atem cut off the link" he finished storming out of the living area. Marik followed seconds after.
"Jealous, worried or annoyed." The blond haired egyptian voiced as he lazily turned his head back to his fellow hikari. "What you think."
Ryou sighed.
"At this point, I'd say more worried than annoyed, but not so much of the jealous thing. I don't see why he would feel that."
"True." Malik muttered as he flopped onto the floor. "But then again, remember what his reaction was when Yami told them he was going to be gone during summer break?"
Ryou paled. His house had been practically destroyed. So much so that he was still staying at the blond's house waiting for the repairs to be done. Luckily his father was out of country and didn't asked much questions when he asked for a fair amount of money.
"I take it the party's off then?"
Ryou rushed passed his blond pal; becoming but a white blur.
"Bakura!!!" Don't do anything stupid!!"
Malik, still sitting where he may, wondered if this was going to be one of those times when he wished he bought a camera. A good one. An expensive one. Ah hell, he'll just hire a photographer.
"Malik! They're gone. We need to head over to Kaiba's ASAP!" the brown eyed teen stated rushing back picking up his discarded bag, and grabbing a drink from the table. At the wierd look he received from the Egyptian he had this to say.
"For the road."
Just as they were heading to the door, it opened revealing Yugi's grandpa. Who looked quite disgruntled and shaken up.
"Tell me you guys knew about the relationship between Yami and Kaiba." the old man spoke before they could try and explain why they were in his home. Instead they were left with mouths hanging open in disbelief. "I thought not. But you didn't hear it from me." he muttered as he walked passed them, jetlag catching up with him.
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"Speed up!" Bakura growled, wind whipping his white locks into a frenzy. They sat on the blonds motorcycle, racing passed vehicles of all kinds. He didn't really know why the thought of Atem ditching them irked him so much.
"I'm going as fast as this thing can!" Marik retorted. Ra, the albino was being pretty damn bitchy today. Why they didn't just travel through the shadow realm he'll never know. Infact... "Shadow realm would be hell of a lot faster!"
Next thing the blond knew, he drove right into a purplish black portal.
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The limo stopped in front of the mansion.
"I can't believe you two." Mokuba said stepping out of the vehicle first. He had been forced to help, when Yugi failed to stop the onesided fight. Seto had refused to hit the ex-pharoah, so had received the brunt of the attack. Faint bruises, and a busted lip. Huffing slightly, the male turned female stepped out next.
Yugi followed after, giving his darker half, disapproving looks. Just as Seto was stepping out, a purplish black portal appeared and the rev of an engine could be heard. Yugi knew it could either be Malik or Marik, but how they knew to come here was a mystery. Turning to Yami, he knew for sure who was coming.
"Midget!" ah yes, Bakura.
"Where the hell's the Pharaoh!?" and Marik.
The short hikari remembered what Ryou said about his destroyed house and hoped to dear Ra that his yami would just come out with it and say it; he was a woman, now.
Then everything stopped.
The engine died.
Seto got out of the car.
They saw Atem.
"What the hell?!"
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