Disclaimer- I dont own anything....Except maybe a toy of Link *hides it behind her from any rabid Link fans* and the little girl Mata..and.....ummm....Well maybe i own something else, but it aint SSBM. .....

Notes- This entire chapter is about Team Roy, the next one is entirely about Team Fox. Okay? Good.

-----------------Kay....Back to "Team Roy"

Y. Link- NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT GREAT AUNT TWICE REMOVED BANNANA!!! NOOOO!!!! EVIL!!! HISS!!!!!!

Roy- No evil hiss????

Marth- Someone must have taken some hyper pills today.........Well anywho, Link, How do we get to "You know who's house"?

Link- Oh, you mean great aunt twice removed Bannana? Yah all we have to do is go thought a forest.

Roy- Is it Kokiri Forest?

Link- Nah its some forest with the innitals of "R.F.G.F.", I'm not sure what that stands for though...

Marth- .....Thats strange

Y. Link- NOOOOOOO!!!! EVIL! HISS!

Link- Hes starting to scare me...Lets get this over with....

So All of our Bishiz and kid proceed to walk towards the forest. Finally after many times that they had gotten lost they came to a forest and a sign. Wow...I bet ya knew that was coming, didn't ya?

Link- Whats it say? I cant read the sign theres a minion of deat-- er...child on my back.

Marth- *puts down magazine and read the sign* "Welcome to Rabid Fan Girl Forest, also known as R.F.G.F. Bishi boiz, please stay as long as you like!" ............o.0

Roy- That doesn't sound safe......But maybe if we're quiet, no rabid fan girls will come.....

Y. Link- EVIL! HISS!!!!!!!!!!

Marth- *tapes Y. Link's mouth shut and goes back to reading his magazine* La de da....

And so they all proceed into the forest. Everything was normal until.....A small girl appeared in front of them. The bishi boiz were all confused and stupefied.

Marth- I'm confused and stupefied.....

Tsunami- Hush! I already said that! *dissapers*

Small girl...aka Mata- Wow! Are you Marth, A Marth clone that looks like Roy, and the Links?

Marth- A Marth clone that looks like Roy? *looks at his friend and smirks*

Roy- NEED HAIRGEL!!!!! Bah! Even the kids think I'm Marth!!!

Link- *ignores his friends* Yah we're them.

Mata- Kewl! I get that cookie now! *jumps to a tree and jumps away*

Roy- What do you think that was about?

Y. Link- It was evil i tell ya! EVIL!!!! HISS!!!!

Suddenly a siren went off and an intercom came on.

Intercom- All Rabid fan girls report to sector "OMG ITS ROY,MARTH,AND THE LINKS!!!" Thats all.

Bishi boiz- ............o.0;;

They all looked around in confusion when......Tsunami, Chibi Rin Chan, Chibi Fairy, Kanashimi Ame, and Darkwulfe appeared!!!!!

Roy- .........................

Marth- Oh no.....This wont end well...

Link- Meep.....

Y. Link- I told ya! Evil! Evil i tell ya! HISS!!!!

Tsu and Ame- WHERES ROY?!

Rin- Marthy!!!!!! *jumps on him*

Chibi Fairy- LINKS!!!!!!! *tackles them both*

Darkwulfe- ......Roy is over there.....*points to him and then goes on to her chanting of "ALT"*

Rin- AHHHHHHH!!!! ALT ATTACK!!!! *hugs Marth really tightly*

Marth- *is turning as blue as his hair* Gah!!! .....Wulfe, please stop! *tires to bash Rin away with his magazine....but to no avail*

Tsunami- *ignores Rin and Marth* Thats a Marth clone who looks like Roy.....

Ame- Works for me.

*They both jump on top of Roy*

Mata- *is sitting in a tree eating a cookie* Hmm...i guess i should help....Heey! Lookie what i found! Baby pictures of Link,Roy, and Marth!!! *randomly busts out with the pictures*

All the girlz- WHERE?! *tackles little Mata*

Bishi Boiz- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RUN!!!! *they all run out of R.F.G.F*

Link- We're Fre--*slams into the front door of Great Aunt Twice Removed Bannana's house* Ow....

Marth- Wow. She really DOES live outside the Forest......

Link- X_x.......

Roy- WELL?! What are you waiting for?! *practially busts down the door to the house*

Y. Link- Welcome to the house of evil..........

Aunt Bannana- Why hello dearies, you came to visit, your Aunt Twice removed Bannana! Why Link! How much you've grown!

Link- Heh.....Hi Aunt Bannana

Roy and Marth- WHAT THE?! Thats Donkey Kong with a grey wig!!!!

Y. Link- Yall are more insane than me.....THATS Aunt Bannana......

Aunt Bannana- Yes I'm Great Aunt Twice Removed Aunt Bannana...oh Bannana! Err--...I didn't say that....

Roy and Marth- ...................o.0!!!!!!!!!!'

Roy- *whispers to Marth* I now realize where D.K goes on his vacations.......

Marth- *whispers back* Uh huh.......

Link- Hey umm Aunt Bannana, We're looking for some hairgel, do you have any?

Aunt Bannana- You mean this? *busts out with a bottle of hairgel* Why do you need it?

Roy- I LOOK LIKE MARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aunt Bannana- Sorry, you cant have it.

Marth- WHY!? *refrains himself from smashing Aunt Bannana with his Magazine*

Aunt Bannana- I need it for myself! How else do you think i look this prettyful?

The four Bishiz- .......*all look at eachother* 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aunt Bannana- Would you all like to come in for cookies?

Y. Link- NOOOOOO!!! EVIL!!! HISS!!!

Roy- Whats so wrong?

Y. Link- Ya remember when my "Unknown" Aunt invited me over for cookies and I still had Navi....And Navi had dissapeared when I came back?

Marth- So?

Y. Link- Well Navi ate a bite of the cookie! And she dont move no more!!!!!!

Bishi Boiz- *All run away from Aunt Bannana's house, and somehow make it past R.F.G.F*

Back in the city...........

Some Random reporter- OMG! Its true! Roy's hair has turned straight! Hurry! Turn the camera on!

Roy- GAH! Run!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is chased away by many random reporters and their camera crews*

Three remaining Bishiz- Roy! Come back!!! *runs after Roy*

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Tsunami- I'm tired of typing. So thats the end of this chapter! BWAHAHAHA!!! Am i getting more screwed you say? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (eating half a gallon of ice cream DOES effect you mental health!!) Oh yah, thanx to Lone Wolf for giving me all the ideas on Great Aunt Twice Removed Bannana!Since Samus, Fox, Bowser,Luigi, and Mewtwo weren't in here...the next chapter is all about them and their adventures for Roy's hairgel! This wont end well.......Ok well ya see the blue/purple button? Click on it! I know ya didn't click on it! Click on it!!! And give me a nice review so i can continue. Click on it!!! NOW!!!!!!!! ^_^