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Beau Mercury: Well I would hope you would love it, you do co-write :P :) Ah yes... the funnyness perviness provides is so much fun! The perviest game with the most sexual jokes would have to be... billiards/pool. XDDDDD Think about it.

: Thanks! Thanks for all the input as well, you're dedicated to this fanfic which I love!

Escape to Ouran: Well... I guess... XDDDD That would torture our team members! But then again... Kyo would like it ;) You Masochistic fanfic girl you... XD

AKIMOTO TSUBAKI: Yeah, I didn't reply last chapter, but I LOVED your review! So I got the characters spot on? :) Haha I always love to imagine it in anime form XDDDD And DUH! They have to hide their faces. Poor gullible Kyo though XDDD There will be many tricks in the future ;)

Yeah, Momo's kind of emotional, but his mask hides alot of it. ^.^' I guess i can see where you're going with the whole Sai thing so far. And The Ino/Shika/Choji team isn't particularly quiet. Gah MOMO AND KYO! Eh I don't think so... XD Unless people keep wanting that. Speaking of which...

POLL TIME: On my profile there's a poll about who Kyo should be with, and if you don't have an account just put your vote in your review! ^.^ You can wait till later, or you can vote every chapter? Yeah I think I'll do that. You can say your vote for pairings every chapter. Or you can wait till characters develop more. ^.^

Momoku and Mumei walked down the road, a faint look of irritation on Momoku's face. "Where is she?" he muttered. They were going to be so late! "Do you see her?" he asked his friend.

Mumei blankly stated, "No," continuing to search. The pair was looking for Kyokona. She had probably slept in, lazy as ever. Usually she would meet up with them, because they never knew where to find her. She didn't have a home, having no money for that type of thing. That was one of the things Kyokona was looking forwards to. She usually would help someone out for a meal or 'borrow' some produce. That is if she didn't mooch off of Kakashi for ramen.

Mumei continued looking for the purple haired girl, as Momoku listened for the familiar sound of a bell. They finally heard some adults yelling, some angry and others good naturedly. Momoku's ears perked up at the familiar frustrated, "Kyokona!" being yelled in the distance. The two finally spotted her, laying on the roof of a house, still asleep. Momoku rolled his eyes, "How is she still asleep with that crowd yelling?"

Mumei just shrugged, and jumped on to the roof. "Kyokona," he said quietly.

Silence.

"Kyokona," he said slightly more loud.

Silence.

"Kyokona," he said, in a slightly louder voice.

Kyokona just rolled over muttering something sounding like, "But I wanna climb the candy mountain..."

Mumei just blankly stared. Seriously? This girl was so irritating. "Kyokona, want some ramen?" he whispered right next to her ear. Kyokona instantly shot up, smacking their heads together.

Mumei held his head, wincing. That girl had a hard head. Kyokona blinked, looking around for ramen before giggling. "Hehe, that hurt," she said smiling.

Momoku listened from below, hearing the girl's comment. "Masochist."

Kyokona just flipped off of the roof, starting to walk towards the Academy. She began talking to Momoku saying, "So... I'm guessing you're the one who spotted me right?"

Momoku just blankly stared ahead, he was used to her childish comments about his sight. Mumei just stared, wondering how Momoku could even put up with Kyokona. She was kind of mean.

(At School)

"You're late," Iruka-sensei said staring at the trio.

Kyokona immediately started rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly, excuses running through her mind. Momoku shuffled his feet nervously, wringing his hands together.

Mumei just shoved his hands in his pockets saying, "The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something. Better late than never, but never late is better. Whatever I arrive, I arrive too late or too early; I do not arrive at the exact time. The exact time is no use to me."

Everyone just stared at the philosophical ninja in training. Some had confused faces, others nodded in appreciation (Momoku), and others had WTF faces (Kyokona). "Whatever you say Tree-Hugger," Kyokona said crossing her arms.

Mumei sent a dirty look her way. "I do not appreciate this nicknaming of yours."

"Yeah yeah, I'm still working on it," she said shrugging. "Besides, Naruto's later then us." Iruka looked around, noticing that what they said was true. Right at that moment, a certain mischievous blonde ran into the room.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm gonna be the next Hokage! Believe it!" he shouted.

"Yeah well I'm Kyokona Ishi and I'm gonna be the Greatest Female Ninja no matter what! And I'm gonna protect all of my friends! Don't you forget it!" she hollered back.

"They do this every time," Momoku muttered, beginning to get annoyed.

Mumei turned to Iruka saying, "Sensei, shouldn't you be... well teaching?"

Iruka instantly straightened up, hollering at the class to sit down. A few hours later they were starting to practice circulating and concentrating chakra, then using it. Dummies were set up in a line near the front of the room.

Different students were called over before it was Mumei's turn. He stood there, hands in his pockets, looking bored and indifferent. His eyes narrowed and the dummies exploded in three different places from the force and control of the chakra. The dummy lay in pieces, Mumei just giving a satisfied nod before walking back to his desk, hands shoved in his pocket. Iruka congratulated him on his chakra power and speed, saying he only needed more concentration of his chakra in one area.

Momoku who sat between Mumei and Kyokona was called up next to another dummy, his hands slightly shaking, nervous. He started calming down, circulating his chakra and pinpointing it towards his fists, before he slammed his fist, making slices of chakra burst out. Only, he had missed the silent, solitary and unseen target. The other students got over his power and precision, beginning to laugh at him. Mumei turned stared at students around him, giving them cold eyes that stopped some of the laughter. Momoku stared ahead, faltering under the pressure of succeeding. He began punching through the air, missing again and again, until he finally managed to graze the dummy, making a spiraling hole on the dummy's side. Iruka widened his eyes at his student's control; saying to develop his senses and stamina, noticing his chakra had weakened with each punch.

Kyokona jumped down from her seat, landing on other student's desk, excited to show Iruka her progress. "Sensei I've been working really hard, every single day!" she yelled. It was true. She constantly practiced, not having much else to do.

Iruka just nodded his head at his student's enthusiasm. "Show me what ya got," he said.

Kyokona faced her opponent, giving an excited grin. She concentrated, sweating trying to concentrate a lot of chakra into her fists, angry when it wasn't working well. She gave a growl, punching the dummy. It exploded on impact, Kyokona punching her hand into the air in excitement and victory. Iruka just shook his head at the girl. She'd barely even used chakra. After all, she had barely any chakra to use. Her control was average, her chakra power below average. In short, she wasn't very talented, not even excelling in Taijutsu, instead stretching her body's limits to become level with chakra assisted ninjas.

Iruka sighed, stopping the girl's cheering. "You barely used any chakra at all Kyokona! I've told you! If you don't get better chakra control, you'll never be great! You must make up for your weaknesses!"

Kyokona just looked down, frustrated. She returned to her seat, Momoku having a sad look. He tried so hard, but he couldn't hit something that made no sound. He listened to his friend's deep shuddering breaths. Kyokona tried so hard, but she had to struggle same as he did. He knew she took all of her weaknesses to heart and how low her confidence could get.

Momoku turned, "Dang Kyoko! You've sure gotten strong! I couldn't even hit the dummy!"

"When you hit it though, everyone was impressed. You know that. One day you'll be a great ninja. I can't even... I'm gonna be a great ninja, don't you forget it!" she said.

Momoku sighed. Kyokona always looked out for him physically. He was always picked on, and such. But Kyokona relied on him for support no matter how much she denied it, the stubborn girl.

(At Lunch)

"You wanna fight!" Kyokona screamed at a certain boy, red tattoos in the shape of fangs on his cheeks.

"Ha bring it! You have barely any chakra, there's no way you can bring me down," Kiba boasted.

Mumei, Momoku, and some other students watched and listened to the two hot heads fight. It was a common experience. "What a drag," a black haired student said.

Mumei and Momoku agreed with Shikamaru, the two silently agreeing to go eat lunch away from the bothersome fight. The pair walked towards a tree on the outskirts of the grounds, Mumei helping Momoku up by moving a branch. Momoku clung to the trunk from the wide branch where he sat. He hated heights. The fight continued down on the ground.

"I don't need much chakra to bring down a weakling like you!" Kyokona yelled, grinning.

"You're lucky I don't hit little girls! Why don't you run home to Mommy," he smirked. Little girl thought she could win.

"Asshole!" she screamed, eyes narrowing at the mention of family she never knew.

"Bitch!" he returned.

Kyokona grinned, a teasing look coming into her eyes. "You wish I was your bitch don't cha Kiba..." at this she winked.

Kiba blushed, walking away growling. "What no comment Kiba? Bye bye!" Kyokona waved teasingly and mockingly.

As this fight went on, Mumei and Momoku talked and ate lunch.

"Do you not see that Kyokana-san is always bullying you?" Mumei asked. He got along with Momoku a lot better then he did with Kyokona so far and couldn't comprehend why the two were even friends.

"But you know... That's not really it at all! She knows that I'd rather be treated like everyone else and she's a really kind person once you get to know her! She just is too shy to show that she cares," Momoku said. Mumei just stared in disbelief; Kyokona never gave him the impression of being shy at all. Momoku continued to tell Mumei about the first time he had ever met Kyokona. "And you know what? I've always respected Kyoko ever since that day..."

*Flashback*

An even shorter version of Momoku sat on the ground crying. He had lost Kakashi in the crowd and moved over into a corner. Suddenly footsteps were heard coming towards him and he looked around trying to make out any familiar sounds.

"Hey look who it is guys! It's that blind freak!" Some kid said. Momoku's eyes widened under his glasses and he scooted further away from them.

"W-w-what?" He said quietly. The footsteps came closer.

"Oh look! He's a crybaby to!" Another kid laughed and stepped closer.

"Let's give him a reason to hide his eyes..." A third voice called. Suddenly they cornered Momoku and started kicking him on the ground. Momoku was to afraid to fight back and just held his stomach as they kept kicking him in the sides. By now his face was bloody and his mask was torn a little and stained. The boy that spoke first knelt down and touched his mask.

"Wonder what he's hiding? Let's just see..." He started to pull his mask down when a yell was heard and the boy went flying, from a kick.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" A purple-haired girl screamed. Her eyes held an angry fire and she snarled at the boys. She held up her fists, hovering protectively over the boy. Momoku heard footsteps running towards him, as the boys tried to fight the girl and get to him.

"I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE!" She yelled once more and punched one of them out onto the street. The other two boys picked him up and ran off as she dropped to her knees beside him.

"Hey, are you alright?" She asked quietly while checking his pulse. He was breathing rapidly and his body was shaking. He had his eyes wide open in fear and tried to make a reply but couldn't choke out anything.

"They had NO right to do that to you! How many fingers am I holding up?" She waved her hand in front of his face and he laughed before cringing.

"I-I can't s-see a-anything..." He mumbled. She spazzed out thinking that it was their fault before he spoke again.

"I'm gonna kill them," she hissed angrily.

"N-no I-I'm blind..." He said again. She sighed in relief before touching his side. He cringed and tensed up with a painful hiss.

"Those kids were weak, and cowardly, beating up a blind kid. Assholes," she muttered. Momoku's eyes widened at the language coming out of this little girl's mouth." I think you have some broken ribs kid... Wait, what's your name? Mine's Kyokona!" She said. He winced again but replied anyway.

"M-Momoku... F-Faita..." He rasped. She laughed bitterly before responding.

"Well you're not much of a fighter, now are ya?" He looked to where her voice was and she saw his eyes glisten with tears because his glasses had been broken.

"N-no... I g-g-guess not... *Gasp* D-Dad!" He rasped and his body shook again. Kyokana looked at him sadly but helped him up. He was practically being carried out of the alley type corner seeing as he was close to fainting.

"I like you so I'll help you out, but you gotta do something for me?" She said.

"W-what?" Momoku asked in pain.

"You have to be my friend! Then you won't have to worry about fighting if you don't wanna. I'll fight for you!" She giggled and put her hand on her bicep, flexing. He tried to laugh and smile but it came out strained.

"Thanks... Kyoko..." He said. She looked at him in surprise at the nickname before smiling warmly.

"Heheh! No problem!" She replied.

"MOMOKU!" A man with longer silvery grey hair ran up to them and touched Momoku carefully on the face.

"D-dad!" The boy cried out. Kyokona smiled in sadness as well as happiness for the two before coughing purposefully. She brushed aside all feelings of jealousy that was wrong to have.

"Um... excuse me, but I'd like to say that your son needs to go to a hospital or something... He got beat pretty badly by three guys and I think some of his ribs are cracked..." She rubbed her neck sheepishly and they both nodded at each other.

"Yeah... I-I think sh-she's ri~" Kakashi caught Momoku as he fainted and soon they were at the hospital.

*End flashback*

"And even at the hospital... Kyoko stayed with me until I was let out... Even though I had been in comatose for THREE days! I'm really grateful to her for that... If it wasn't for her, I probably wouldn't be here... I bought her that bell so that I'd know she'd always be there but she thinks it's for training..." Momoku smiled sadly under his mask while laughing and the two boys continued to talk in the tree.

Kyokona ran and climbed up, snatching a little pocky from Momoku. Mumei just stared at the girl, causing her to get uncomfortable and say, "What? It's just some pocky."

At hearing this Momoku's hand snatched out, grabbing the pocky before she ate it. Kokona pouted, making Momoku just sigh and hold it out. She gave a little cheer, ruffling his hair playfully.

(Later)

Kyokona sighed from her seat by the window. Behind her, Mumei stared longingly at the trees, Momoku looking nervous on Mumei's left side. Usually Kyokona would sit next to Momoku, even if it meant not getting a window seat.

"But a stupid fan girl stole my seat..." she growled to herself. This one had been one of Momoku's, judging by where she sat. Both the boys had girls lining up but were oblivious. Wait until they grew up.

Kyokona whined, "I'm so borrrrreeeddddd." Next to her sat Shikamaru, who at the moment was napping. "Wake up Baka!" she whispered loudly, smacking the back of his head.

He grunted giving her a dirty look. "What?"

Most people would be telling him to quit napping and pay attention. But Kyokona... "Shika I'm borrrreeedddd."

"What do you want me to do about it?" he asked.

"I dunno... But I'm borrreeeeddddd," she repeated. Shikamaru just leaned back, going back to sleep. Troublesome girl.

After Kyokona repeatedly and secretly smacked/kicked him under the desk he finally snapped and said, "Just take a nap or something!"

Kyokona grinned and nodded, leaning back as well until the bell rang not even a minute later. Kyokona raced out with a "Seeya Shika!"

Kyokona jumped and crouched on a short wall outside the entrance. Her hair hung down past the edge of the wall. She was balanced o the balls of her feet, waiting for Mumei and Momoku to come outside. She spotted them about to wave, when she felt someone rip her hair out from behind her and fell back off the edge. There was another boy in the class, whose name she never bothered to learn.

Kyokona growled menacingly, trying to pull her very long hair away from the bully. "Get off!" Her eyes watered and her growling grew as her hair started ripping from the roots.

The boys laughed, the same boy pulling her hair saying, "Hahaha nice hair. What'd you dye it with? Grape Juice?"

The rest of the boys laughed, Kyokona reaching out to punch them but always being pulled back by her hair. She closed her eyes wincing. Suddenly the laughter stopped. Momoku was hugging her and rubbing her head, his glasses off giving everyone a cold icy glare. Mumei held the boy who had originally pulled her hair in a headlock. His face and voice remained monotone as he said, "It's natural." Only his two friends could notice the biting edge on his voice, while the boys still felt threatened. Mumei released the boy, making him fall to his knees before they fled.

Momoku continued to hug her protectively and rubbed her head whispering, ""Shh, it's ok Kyoko... Nii-san's here... I'm sorry I couldn't protect you... Mumei chased them off though so it's ok... It's gonna be fine..."

Kyokona just took deep shaky breaths with laughs. "Heh... That was nothing. Besides, I don't care what people do or say. I'll just kick their ass." She gave a grin, but it was weak and her eyes were watery. Momoku and Mumei could tell she cared what people thought of her, but was trying to hide it.

Momoku indulged her and pretended to not know only saying, "I know. You're strong like that right?" He smiled softly ruffling her hair. Mumei just stared curiously at the two.

He turned to walk away until he felt two arms wrap around his neck and then Kyokona's smiling voice say, "Thanks Mumei, I'm happy to know you guys got my back."

The trio began walking towards the forest to train. Kyokona was pushing her hair over her shoulder and smoothing it down. She didn't own a brush and those boys had messed it up so it was crazy. All of her hair was knotted and the ends were starting to split. She continuously just ran her fingers through it mumbling quietly to herself.

Momoku heard some of what she said and asked, "What are you saying?"

Kyokona just sighed before saying, "...My hair is such a nuisance. Maybe I should just dye it or cut it." She stopped talking noticing the looks she was getting from Momoku and Mumei. She instantly put up a front and began blabbering excuses like, "Oh I mean it gets in the way! Ha, I don't care what any of those guys think!"

Mumei just set his hand on top of her head saying, "I think it looks good now..."

The group got quiet and looked ahead, not talking before Kyokona started spazzing out and pointed to Mumei. "GAH! I think that's the most you've ever said to me that wasn't philosophical smart talk!"

Mumei just stared blankly while Momoku covered his mouth trying to control the laughs escaping.

(Forest After School)

Mumei and Momoku just stared at Kyokona. The two were sitting under the shade of the tree while Kyokona hung upside down from a branch, her long hair brushing the floor. "How about Tree Hugger?" she suggested.

Mumei, who rarely showed emotion, began to get irritated. His eye twitched. This girl had been giving him irritating nicknames for an hour now. Would she not quit it? She even made him show irritation. "How bout Shortie?"

Momoku covered a laugh at this. At 4 foot 1, Mumei was the shortest of the trio and the class. Mumei flicked away Kyokona's hair as it flew in his face from her swinging. She was swaying to and fro upside down, her hair occasionally hitting one of the boys. Mumei just continued staring. "I will eventually break you, ya know that right?" Kyokona told Mumei.

Momokus stared between the two. He wondered. Kyokona could be VERY irritating but Mumei showed complete control. "Wonder if Kyokona could break him? Maybe..." he thought out loud.

Mumei stared at Momoku blankly while Kyokona gave a grin, accepting the challenge. She would break his mask eventually. "But I'm gonna need your help Momoku."

Momoku sputtered words of protest, but Kyokona ignored them. Wind blew through their small area, and sunlight poured through the tree's leaves. A group of butterflies flew into their clearing. Two blue butterflies landed on Momoku's nose, closing it's wings to show what looked like an eye on each wing. Kyokona laughed at her friend's predicament, before she noticed a Black butterfly with white and red spots sitting on her arm.

"How curious," she said studying it. Momoku enjoyed the soft feeling of the butterflies' wings against his face. Kyokona looked up from the butterfly on her arm.

Mumei stood there, his body completely covered by purple and plum colored butterflies. He held completely still as if he was a tree. Suddenly they all burst from him in one movement, the butterflies continuing on their way as if nothing had occurred.

Momoku felt the bridge of his nose, smiling softly and Mumei just stood there. "You just had a ton of butterflies randomly land on you and you're just sitting there all blasé and such?" Kyokona asked, she was kind of spazzing out AGAIN.

"Is this not normal?" he questioned.

There was an awkward silence until... Kyokona pointed her finger at Mumei yelling, "That's it! I've got it! You're new nickname is... UME!"

Mumei just face planted into the ground. Momoku tapped him with his foot. "Kyoko, you didn't break him did you?"

Mumei, now known as Ume, just stood up slowly as if nothing had happened. Kyokona just smiled cheerfully and glomped the two, sending all three into the ground (one of which sighed at their return to the ground).

"Eh I'll break you both eventually!" she grinned deviously.

"Joy," Mumei and Momoku chorused sarcastically. Kyokona just stared.

"So... Who wants some Ramen?"

So Kyokona finally got a nickname for Mumei. DUN DUN DUN... WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT! Will More bullies appear! What will their Team Jonin be like? Will Kyokona be on time? Only time and reviews and reader's suggestions/ideas will tell!

Oh and just so you know Ume translates to "Plum." ^.^

So amazing readers, and very amazing reviwers, please review and tell me whatcha think. And doncha forget about their Team Leader, I am still accepting ideas and inputs. ^.^ Also don't forget the poll on my profile that I mentioned at the beginning of the chapter. Oh! And If you wanna look up pictures or something of the butterflies, these are the species.

Ume had: The Purple Oak-Blue (Arhopala Centaurus)

Momo had: The Blue Morpho Butterfly. Like from Disney's Tarzan! XDDDDD

Kyo had: The Crimson Rose Butterfly.

R & R, Hope you enjoyed.