Summer Menagé
AnniKay

Sam/Mercedes/Puck
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AN: This is the next story in the Learning French Universe. It will be from many different perspectives, and will take care of the summer between Junior and Senior year. Right now I have it planned as a series of connected one shots. But then again, I never meant for Learning French to end up being 42 chapters.

AN: Most of the Gleeks must be Juniors during the time of Learning French (end of Season 2), otherwise how could they have gone to prom. RIB and crew are falling off with their continuity if they are trying to stratify them now. Therefore consider this to be the summer before Senior year for all of them.


Sometimes Revenge Makes Strange Bedfellows
Puck Point of View

I am not afraid of Sue Sylvester. I just don't like her much. I mean she can be useful, but there is something so asexual about her she creeps me the hell out. But sometimes you really have to go to an expert. Mercedes and Sam want to let the parents handle the Quinn situation…but while seeing Mr. Fabray in jail for a long time is nice and all; I want a more definitive pound of flesh. That's why, the Friday after we'd heard why Quinn had gone completely meshenega, I'm ringing Sue's doorbell when I'm supposed to be up the block cleaning the Grammer's pool.

"JailBird, what the hell are you doing here?" Sue said in place of a hello.

"When you care enough to send the very best, you go to Hallmark. When you hate enough to want the very worst…you go to Sue Sylvester. I need your help." I said snarkily. You can never let Sylvester sense fear, or discomfort or she'll eat you alive.

She gave me a mean little smirk. "You're smarter than you look Puckerman. Come on in and tell me who needs to go down." So I did and by the time I finished, she was cursing so much even I didn't know all the words. "Alright Puckerman…Fabray…he's mine. And unlike Schuester, he actually deserves everything I can and will unleash on him. Never tell Music Man I said that. Now you have to do something for me."

This broad is worse than a Mafia Don. "What?" I said as nicely as I could manage. Which probably still came across as petulant and defiant.

She gave me a glare, before laying out what her price would be. "You've got a work your magic and get Aretha to let Quinn come back to the Cheerios. She's gonna need backing when the shit hits the fan. And your little glee 'family' won't be enough. Brassy Hag will then have to get FunBags to let up on Q as well." She said sternly and dismissively. I stood and turned to leave when she called out. Hey JailBird, what are you and the rest of Commune gonna do with your heathens in a few weeks when practices start up?"

Damn. We hadn't thought about that. Truth was that Titans and the Cheerios start their summer practice seasons with five night camps. After which we'd practice every weekday until school started. "I guess they'll have to do a daycare if we can't figure something else out." I said uncomprehendingly. Not sure why she cares. But then again this is Sue trying to follow her thought processes is just a headache waiting to happen.

"Bah, daycare is nothing but prison for children. They 'play' all day long. Don't even learn anything or make anything useful. Let your mother's know that Evans Girl and Mini Puck are Junior Cheerios. They'll come to camp and practices with Aretha, they'll learn the tricks of the trade, and get water and help Becky. They'll help at all games and competitions too. I'll talk to the Bieste and set something similar for Baby Boy Evans." She said with what passes for a smile for her.

"Thanks, Coach Sylvester." I said in what passes for a respectful tone for me.

She shook her head. "Not doing it for you, Dumbass. I'm doing it because it will be less I have to teach those two when they get to me in a few years. Besides, I'm saving them from becoming obese and disgusting like the rest of their generation." Sue said with a cruel smirk. "Now get out."

I turned to leave once more. And I could have sworn that I heard her say very quietly, "besides kids that age love doing stuff with their big brothers and sisters." Jean Sylvester must have been one hell of a big sister.

I didn't let her know that I had heard her as I left the house. I thought about my assignment as I headed back to finish up the Grammer job. I don't think that Cedes and Quinn will ever be as close as they were…but I do know that my girl had forgiven Queen Quinn before the blonde ran out of the restaurant the other day. Somehow I think I have the easier of the two jobs. I should have known better than to underestimate Sue Sylvester.

The news the next morning was filled with the name Russell Fabray and how he'd been caught the night before with an underaged prostitute. They went on to say how further evidence had been found in his home and more charges would be brought at a later date. The news anchor, Sue's ex, went on to list the allegations that the state would eventually be filing against the entrepreneur. "Among the numerous crimes the State Attorney's office is considering include several counts of Unlawful Sexual Conduct with a Minor, and Gross Sexual Imposition. They are also said to be considering adding Extortion charges as well."

Damn that broad moves fast. Crap now I've got to talk Cedes into letting Quinn back on the damn Cheerios. Then I have to convince Cedes to convince Tana to lay off Quinn without telling her everything we found out. I texted Sexy Mama and Na'vi Sex God to meet me at our tree in the part as soon as they could.

They rolled up about an hour later with the kiddles in the backseat of Sexy Mama's rover. They joined me under the tree while our siblings made their way to the playground. "Noah, did you have something to so with all that stuff on the news?" Sam asked as he threw himself to the ground next to me,

"Maybe, inadvertently." I responded. They both gave me looks that told me they weren't buying it. "Ok. So I let Sylvester in on what went down and she…man, dude, remind me to never really piss her off. Shuester just annoys her and now we see what she does to people who really cross her or someone she considers hers. Or whatever. Anyway I don't exactly know what she did…or how she got him caught…but she did it fast. I only talked to her yesterday, and I figured I'd have the weekend to get my part of this deal with the devil done. She thinks Quinn is gonna need the Cheerios to battle against all the bad press."

I could see the battle being waged inside Sexy Mama. Sam reached over and took her hand. "I know she hurt you, Darling, but she only hurt you because she was hurting so bad. You and I both know that Quinn needs the rest of the New Directions more than ever before, and we can be there to help her deal with the emotional backlash…but the social stigma…none of us have the kind of clout ya'll have as Cheerios."

"Fine, but you know it's gonna be on if she starts channeling Queen Quinn again. And if she pushes up on either of you, I will take her ass to the carpet." Cedes said after a short moment of thought. She grabbed her phone and placed a call. "Satan, call me when you get this. Quinn's gonna need to be back in the red and white. No choice for any of us. Watch the news, use that brain of yours for good rather than evil and suck it up."

Damn she's so hot when she's bossing us all around. I pulled her into my arms and kissed her until we were both breathless and wanting. "I just don't get it." I moaned against her full shiny lips. "I fuck you every day, sometimes two or three times. But whenever I kiss you I get so hard I almost jizz in my pants. No matter what nasty, freaky shit we do, all I can think about is what I want to do to you next. You bend over and all I can think about is taking you again. What the hell kind of spell did you do to me, Sexy Mama?"

"It's called 'love' you idiot." Sam laughed, taking Cedes onto his own lap. "You wanted her before you loved her, but now that you are ass over teakettle, you can't help but want her more." He said wisely before starting to tease her lush lips with his own.

Cedes gave both a sexy little smile. "Yeah but I bet you neither of you want me as much as I want the two of you." she teased. "But unfortunately there really isn't much time to do anything about the want. We promised Gabby that the kids would be home in an hour." Her whimper of want let Sam and me know that she really was ready to let us play with her here and now if we'd had the time.

I gave her a nip to her sweet neck. "Did we give you Swampy Pussy, Babygirl? You always get so very wet for us. Damn I wish I could strip you naked here and now. Watch you ride me, watch your beautiful tits bounce while I fuck you. Ummm." I couldn't help but moan.

Cedes giggled. "Boy stop."

"Let's get the kiddies rounded up. Maybe the Moms will all go take the kids. Then we can see about making that dream come true." Sam groaned.

"Man, its Saturday Morning…the 'rents are home. What chance do you think we have of getting our groove on?" I whined.

"Well since Dad and Mr. Benton went off somewhere with Mr. Berry this morning and said they'd be back around dinner time... that's half the battle." He returned. "Besides I have a dream of my own." He added with a smirk.

"Oh, do tell." Cedes said her voice low and filled with desire.

Sam's big soft lips curled into a smirk. "Oh no Darlin' I've gotta say I've never been much of a teller…but I can show you all day long." He teased before reaching down to help her stand. As she reached her feet he thrust out his other hand and pulled me up as well.

I shook my head. "Always gotta be the big dog, huh Evans." I said gruffly with just a bit of a challenge in my voice.

Of course Sam couldn't not respond. Before I could blink I was pressed back against the trunk of the tree with his mouth covering mine. His tongue dueling for dominance with my own, rather than heading for my head like he usually did, Sam snaked his hand down my back to grip my ass. He pulled me closer to him pressing his cotton covered dick against my own denim covered one. When we finally broke apart, he groaned. "You have no idea how fucking alpha I'm feeling today." He growled. He turned to Cedes. "You said tomorrow is Children's Church…So your choir isn't singing, right?"

She shivered her body responding to the dark almost chilling tone of Sam's voice. "No it's the ten and under choir tomorrow."

He licked his lips and smiled. "Good…because by this evening…neither of you are going to have much of a voice."

We managed to gather the kids and get them into our cars in record time. Somehow I ended up with Stacey rather than Stevie or Heaven forbid, considering the state I'm in right now, Sarah. It's funny the younger siblings are getting to be interchangeable to us now. I'm just as comfortable with Stevie as I am Sarah…Stacey's a different story. She's so girly I have trouble finding stuff to talk to her about. "So why the schedule…its Saturday?" I teased.

"The Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts are going to the Assisted Living Center today. We're gonna learn all kinds of things from the residents. They are gonna teach us to sew and knit, and the boys can learn whittling and there is one guy who's gonna teach harmonica. Ohhh Noah, do you think you and Sam could teach Sarah, Stevie and me how to play guitar?" She babbled excitedly.

I swear those Evanses can babble their asses off. Even Sander can babble for what seems like hour without a breath. "Sure. Hey, Stacey, do you think you and Sarah would like to be Junior Cheerios and go with Mercedes and Santana and Brittany and Quinn when they cheerlead?"

"Really?" She squealed. "Will we learn to do all the flips and cartwheels and everything?"

I have gotta get this child trained not to do that when I'm driving. I'll have Sarah tell her. Instead I just nodded. "Yup, Coach Sylvester told me to tell everyone about it. But I haven't had a chance to talk to our moms yet, so don't get too happy."

She pouted a little. Yeah, I'm gonna have to talk to Sam about where to get a gun, a big fucking gun, when she and Sarah start dating. "I'll beg. I bet Sarah and I can get them to let us do it." she laughed. "Now that you and Sam and Mercedes are all together it's like we have a whole committee of parents, two dads and three moms. It's weird, but kind of cool." We pulled into the Jones driveway and I couldn't help but laugh at how right she was. "I've gotta go tell Sarah." She yelled and was out of the truck in a flash.

I made it into the house quick, fast and in a hurry. Beating her to the moms so I wouldn't get into trouble for telling her about the deal before I told them. I gave Gabby and Danica a buss to their cheeks, and looked around, "Hey there's a missing Mom."

"Yeah she got a call last night before dinner, from an old friend of hers from high school. He and his daughter are moving out here from new York, and he needed her help finding a house. So she left a little while ago. But you'd have known that if you'd come to dinner last night with her and Sarah…" Danica said giving me a hard look.

"I was kinda hiding. Coach Sylvester told me to tell you guys that she was starting a Junior Cheerios program and Stacey and Sarah were gonna be in it. They have to go to camp and practices and games with Mercedes." I fibbed. I was hiding, but the kiddie situation wasn't why. "She said Bieste would be doing something similar and would have a spot for Stevie. Apparently she's starting training early for the Cheerios now."

Gabby laughed. "That woman just can't allow herself to be seen as doing anything nice. I ran into her in the grocery store the other evening, she and I had a talk and I may have said that we were going to have to find something to do with Triple S once ya'll teenagers were busy again. My guess is she decided then and there to make this new program. Well I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth…Stacey has wanted to take gymnastics for years. Plus any chance to spend more time with Mercy, yeah she's gonna be a happy little camper."

Danica laughed too. I stopped and thought back to what she said earlier. "He…who is this guy?" I asked. I don't like the thought of my mom out with some miscellaneous guy…especially since I didn't get to check him out beforehand.

"Calm it down, Caveboy." Danica teased. "His name is George something or other. Your Bubbie gave him her cell number, so he must be alright. Don't go being crazy overprotective son on her. We've been really good about not pulling that on you guys…so let her alone."

I grabbed my cell and called Bubbie. "Bubbie, who's this joker you set on Mom?" I asked as Sam and Mercedes finally made it into the kitchen. Probably looking for me.

Bubbie Ruth sighed. "He's not a joker. He's George…George Altman. He is the man your mom should have married way back when. He's widowed and he's moving out to the sticks, I mean, out there to lovely Metropolitan Lima because he's convinced that the city is no place for his sixteen year old daughter, Tessa I think, after he found some condoms in her nightstand. He completely over-reacted."

She wasn't saying something. "Yah, and why did he decide on Lima, Bubbie?"

"Well you're happy and settled with your Southern Gent and your Luxury Girl…so I figured maybe your mom could find her happy with her high school sweetheart." Bubbie said honestly. "Besides, he's even hotter now than he was at eighteen…if nothing else your mom should be able to get her some. She needs it; I'm surprised her vag hasn't shriveled up from disuse."

"Thank you Bubbie Ruth. That is just the image I need in my head." I groaned. "How do you know this George guy is ok?" I asked again. "Mom can't be bringing just any old jackass around Sarah and Stacey."

"Oh please boychick. I've been sussing out men and their motives since before your mom was a twinkle in your Granddad's eye. George Altman would never, never touch a young girl. Not to mention that until I let the info drop that Becah was back on the market, and where she lived, his plans changed immediately. He was going to move to some suburb north of the city. But he didn't want to not be with your mom now that they are both free." She said honestly. To most that would seem a little stalker-like, but I could only admire the guy. I knew I would do the same to be with Cedes and Sam.

"Alright. Cool. Talk to you later Bubbie Ruth." I said relieved.

"Alright. Give everyone my love and tell Gabby and Sander I need pictures of my other grandbabies…I went from two to six, and such beautiful children." She laughed.

"I will. We all love you too…Crazy old shadkhen you." I teased.

By the time I clued the present moms in on the sitch, Stacey, Sarah and Stevie were in their scout uniforms and ready to head out. "Okay guys," Danica said as she and Gabby herded the kids to the door. "Your dads shouldn't be home until six or so…We're all supposed to meet Becah, George and Tessa at Breadsticks for dinner at six thirty." She gave the three of us a stern look. "It's only eleven now. I will not accept you three showing up even a minute late."

I tried to look innocent. Cedes threw her mom a sweet smile. Sam…he didn't even try to hide his dirty smile. He was staring at Cedes and I like he couldn't wait for the moms to leave. Everyone could see the way his eyes burned. "We'll be on time Mrs. Danica." He assured her still without taking his eyes off us.

"Let's go, Dani. I swear just like his father. Two or three times a month during the summer Evans men lose their damn minds. Talking to him right now will do us about as much good as talking to a hole in the wall." Gabby groused. "If this ever hits him and Sander at the same time…Becah's gonna have to take Triple S." she mumbled.

"Gotcha, Bent loses it like that in the fall." Danica laughed as they headed out.

Sam Point of View

The second the door closed behind them, I was out of my seat and kneeling in front of Mercedes. My mouth was ravishing hers. Usually I can keep my kisses for Mercedes reverent and respectful, but this was not one of those days. But truthfully, I don't know what Mom was talking about; I have never felt like this before. It was as if I wanted to hide away with Mercy and Puck and not allow them out until they couldn't even crawl. I pushed my hands up under her tee shirt and kneaded her breasts through the silky fabric of her bra. I felt her nipples harden in my hand and I don't know who moaned first. I stood up and pulled her to her feet. A moment later and she was over my shoulder in a fireman's carry. I threw a look back at Puck. "Lock up and then haul ass. I want to watch her big titties bouncing every which way while she's riding you."

"Shit." Puck hissed.

I didn't wait to see what else he might have had to say. I carried Mercy to her room and tossed her on her bed. I fell on her like a man possessed. I settled between her thighs before she could finish bouncing. Ripping her shirt off over her head, I fused our mouths together again. I tried to rein myself in, I really did. but in those shorts, her soft warm thighs were pressing flush against my sides, and I found that I couldn't stop my hips. I pressed myself against her pussy, our clothes the only thing keeping me from sinking into her.

"Damn Sam, you could have at least taken off her shoes." Puck teased. He pulled off her sneakers and socks before I reached out and grabbed him pulling him in with us. I kept humping her, even as I moved from her mouth to Puck's. Mercy got rid of her bra while I was raping Puck's lips. when Puck pulled away to rid himself of his clothes, I couldn't help but stare at Mercedes.

"It should be against the goddamn law for you to hide your sexy body." I moaned. "Strip Baby." I ordered as I stood and divested myself of my own cock-blocking apparel. Thankfully by the time I was naked so were Puck and Mercy. I made myself a nest at the top of the bed, slowly stroking my already leaking cock. "Ride Puck's cock for me, Baby. I want to watch you ride him hard and fast."

I reached over and grabbed a box of condoms. I ripped it open and tossed him a strip of the foil packets. I watched through hooded eyes as he donned one and moved over Mercy. I knew he would have to open her first, but part of me wished for just a moment they had followed my directives literally. But this was good too. Slowly, gently he worked that thick log of a cock into her pretty brown and pink pussy. I knew how tight those first few strokes were, and for a moment I felt a twisted sense of pride that my other dick was enjoying my pussy so much.

Finally Puck rolled them so that Mercedes was on top. Her head was thrown back in pleasure and her titties looked massive in Puck's hands. The chocolate of her skin so arousing when juxtaposed against the lightly tanned hands of my male lover. "Puck, damn, So fucking good." She moaned.

"Ride him Mercy. I want to watch you take your pleasure from him." I whispered harshly. I smiled a feral smile as she lifted her hips and lowered herself. With her on her knees over him, her back arched and her tits thrust forward her ass looked even more amazing than usual. I came up on my knees and crawled over to them. Leaning down I opened my mouth and bit her left ass cheek hard enough to leave teeth marks.

"SHIT Sam!" She screamed. I licked and sucked at the bite. Desperate to mark her, I was out of control. So much so that before she could even finish her orgasm, I pulled her up off Puck and thrust hard into her. I fucked her like an animal, up on my hunches while she knelt over Puck. I pulled out when I felt her orgasm begin to boil through her tight cunt, and slammed her back onto Puck's still standing dick. I pressed my cock into my Baby's tight little asshole. Grunting harshly as I worked to get all the way in. "Fuck Yeah. Shit Sam…hurts so good." She moaned. Her words were both a balm and an exacerbation of my frenzy.

I leaned forward and fastened my teeth to her neck. I lost all conscious thought. I was literally just one huge dick. Every stroke in and out of her tight ass reverberated throughout my whole body. Every touch of their hands to my heated flesh did the same. "Beautiful, Fuck so fucking beautiful. So good. Gonna fuck you two until you can't do anything but beg. Beg me for more. Beg me to stop." I grunted. "You like this Baby? You like how hard we're fucking you?"

I dragged my teeth down her shoulder. I pressed forward to capture Puck's lips, trapping her between us. locking her into this position where all she could do was feel. Feel her clit being worked by Puck's pelvic ridge. Feel her pussy walls clenching and releasing around Puck's dick. Feel my own dick fucking her ass hard and fast. More feral, more wild, more unrestrained than I've ever felt.

"Sam. Shit Sam. I'm not gonna last too long." Puck whined. "She's so fucking tight and milking my cock so fucking hard."

"Then cum, Puck. Cum…so I can fuck your hot little ass next." I moaned.

Mercedes whole body shook. I pulled out of her ass and smacked it hard before thrusting back inside. "Holy Damn…" She screamed again. I repeatedly smacked her ass until she was just screaming nonsense. Begging and pleading promising to be a good Baby. Whimpering and shaking. She let out that keening, sexy ass high note that made me and Puck boil over.

Under her Puck was just as gone. "FUCK!" his head was thrown back and burrowing into the comforter and mattress. "Shit. Damn. So tight…so hot…so fucking wet. That's it Cedes Babygirl. Milk my cock. Cum all over me. Show Sam how much you like it when he stops holding back." I reached under us and grabbed his balls and pulled gently. His scream of pleasure joined Mercedes. Finally I tumbled into my own cauldron of gratification.

I went and cleaned up. when I returned, Puck and Mercedes were laying on the bed making out. I walked over and joined them. Lying behind Puck I kissed his shoulder and neck. I grabbed the length of condoms and rolled one on before picking up his leg and throwing it forward over Mercy's thighs. this opened his ass up just enough for me to thrust in. "Told you I was fucking your ass next, Noah." I whispered with a smirk. Baby, I want you to play with yourself, make yourself cum while I fuck our boy."

Puck and I watched as Mercedes ran her hand over her titties. They looked even bigger in her small hands. We groaned as she slid her hands down over her stomach to play with the pearly evidence of her want, need for us. as she slid two of her pretty little fingers into her wetness, I went to town fucking Puck's ass. I was a little gentler on him since his ass hadn't been fucked as much yet. But I thrust away happily. Both of us watching Mercy fingering herself and twisting and pulling her nipples with her other hand. "Stop, Baby." I growled just before she came. She whimpered sexily but she did stop. "Take your fingers out of your pussy and rub them on your nipples." When she slathered her pussy juice on her tits, I continued. "Bring those big ole titties over here and give one to me and one to Puck."

She gave us a naughty smile and did as she was commanded. I licked and nibbled all her juices off her nipple before biting down just hard enough to make her cry out. I sucked hard and bit harder as she started to make the sexiest little noises of pleasure. Puck moved one hand up between her legs as he sucked her other tit. I could tell from the way his muscles were flexing in his arm he was fingering her hard and fast. Since his hand was busy taking care of her, I knew I had to take care of him. Without removing the luscious tit flesh from my mouth I reached up and laid my open hand over Mercy's open mouth. Thankfully our girl is smart. She licked my hand for me and I reached down and stroked Puck's cock until he was screaming against Mercy's tit, and cumming all over my hand.

I came again, and again I left the room to clean up. This time I at least went down a little. I climbed onto the bed and buried myself in my lovers' arms. This time I was able to be gentler, sweeter. But I was still hungry for them by the time Puck crawled off the bed, spent and sore, I'd taken him twice more. Even after he deserted us, I sheathed myself in Mercedes' tight wet pussy over and over again. Grabbing her by her ankle and pulling her back when she tried to crawl away. I couldn't get enough. It was sheer happenstance that I saw that the clock read a quarter to six.

Thankfully I was back in control enough to know that that meant that we needed to shower and get ready. I was still hungering for my loves, however, so I took Mercy again in the shower. Hearing her hoarse cries echoing off the tile filled me with a satisfaction I couldn't explain…I still ached for them, but I knew that I could last for a little while for now. I let Mercedes out of the shower to blow dry her hair. I'd had to wash it for her. In all the rolling around we'd done on the bed this afternoon, she'd gotten quite a bit of cum in it. But even though I had to let her go, I still had Puck. I pushed him back up against the tiles and knelt down taking his cock into my mouth. I sucked and licked until he screamed out my name. I swallowed the pitiful little bit of cum he gave me. Maybe I'd wrung him out a little too much this afternoon.

But hey…we did make it to Breadsticks with two whole minutes to spare.


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