"All right, let's go and find that enclosed instruction book," Female Robin stated as she and R.O.B. went through the huge library, searching thoroughly.
"Do you think we'll get anywhere close to our goals of finding this book?" R.O.B. asked Fem Robin as they looked through all the books at a fast pace.
"I hope so." Fem Robin stated as she noticed all eight of the Animal Crossing human villagers running away from a flock of angry Cucco chickens. "From what you described, it must be something that keeps this place bonded together. Who knows what could happen without it...?"
To demonstrate the point of possible ruin for the Smashers, Doctor Mario was watching some television in his humble room in the Smosh Monsion. Little did he know that-
"SHADDAP, I CAN'T HEAR MY FRIGGIN' SOAP OPERA," Dr. Mario bellowed as he chomped down on old, rusty potato chips.
Without hesitation, Dr. Mario paused, and glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.
Dr. Mario looked at the television that was playing his soap opera, entitled "All My Mushrooms".
Dr. Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips again.
Dr. Mario looked at the television set furthermore.
Dr. Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips yet again, squinting his eyes.
Dr. Mario looked at the television set once more, rubbing his chin with his right hand as he did some profound thinking.
"...Oh crap," Dr. Mario stated, breaking the trend of repeating the same sentence as he started choking, falling off his comfortable red sofa and rolling on the ground, shouting for help.
There was no reply.
"Help-a me!" Dr. Mario shouted as he then started choking himself, coughing as loud as he could as he still struggled.
There was still no reply.
"I'm in a deadly situation!" Dr. Mario sounded as his voice was starting to break up, foam forming at his mouth.
There was yet again still no reply.
Dr. Mario plopped onto the ground, apparently dead as he couldn't get the rusty old potato chip out of his throat. Poor guy.
Nana farted as she was blasted into The Room by a huge smart bomb explosion, landing on Dr. Mario's seemingly dead body as the ceiling tiles collapsed onto her, killing her instantly. The pink robed female Ice Climber was revived due to spawning Popo near her, who was confused as to what the hell was going on as the blue robed boy lead of the Ice Climbers was greeted with Nana farting right next to him.
"Were you pooping your pants again?" Popo asked as he spun his wooden mallet to fan the chilly stinky fair that Nana was letting out.
"Nya-nya... oh poo, you could say that..." Nana admitted in an embarrassed tone as she smiled with a big red blush on her adorable face, her muffled bassy poots causing her to need a change in underwear as she was fanning the air as well.
"I feel like what we're doing is pointless, mundane, and just plain depressing," Male Robin stated as he was scratching himself all over his body, being itchy as he and Roy found themselves in the fiery Norfair stage.
"You mean like daytime television?" Roy suggested as the two Fire Emblem characters were roasted by the red hot flames of Norfair.
"Now that's gonna burn!" Laughed Ridley as he watched the Fire Emblem duo get burnt, flying around as a way to lose weight so he wouldn't have the 'too big 4U' bullshit hurled at him by Suckurai.
