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Chapter 4: What About Waylon?
Dear Monty,
I found out about Bobo from Waylon. He told me about how attached you are to that bear. I guess shouldn't have mentioned it. Sorry to scare you.
Love is one of the craziest things in the world. I'm surprised that a wonderful man like you hasn't found the right person to love and spend the rest of your life with! I think you're just perfect in every way. Don't worry, one day true love will come. Funny thing is…that's the same thing I tell myself.
Maybe what you have to do is become friends with someone first. Sometimes just meeting the person and falling in love doesn't work out. I've always believed the best and truest lovers usually start out as friends.
And speaking of friends, I'm pretty sure you have friends already. Why, Waylon talks about you all the time! After the multiple times I've talked to him at the Malibu Stacy conventions, he seems like a pretty nice guy! If you and him are friends, then you're a lucky guy! And if you're not friends, then maybe you should become friends. You gave my friendship a chance, didn't you?
Yesterday, Smithers and I decided to go out and see a musical. And then afterwards, we decided to go out for coffee. It's so much fun hanging around him! I don't know if I believe what's going on, but I think that I'm starting to like him, and I mean like him.
Um, this question is going to seem to come from out of the blue, but because of your replies, I've been seeing Waylon for quite a bit now.
Anyway, here's the question:
What do you think about Waylon Smithers? Doesn't he seem like a nice man to date?
Sincerely,
Wanda Silverson
Dear Wanda,
Are you suggesting that I date Waylon Smithers?!
Heh heh, just pulling you're leg there! I know what you were trying to say. You're asking me if I think you should date Smithers, aren't you? Well Wanda, I honestly think that you're too good for a man such as Smithers. He's just another running dog, an "Eddie Punchclock" if you will. A girl with a sparkling charisma and charm such as yourself deserves a man of the highest quality.
You're probably puzzled at my sudden compliments. There's a reasoning behind it, I can assure you. You are one of the very few Sally Housecoats that gave me a chance, despite my stingy and sour behavior. Actually, I believe you are much better than the rest of the Sally Housecoats in Springfield. Your kindness has been nothing short of extraordinary and your wisdom is peerless. I don't know what is it about you, but something tells me that you're going to become more than a friend. What's that, you say? You, more than a friend? Yes, that's exactly what I said. I don't know if what I'm feeling is right, but something keeps on telling me you're the one. I keep on getting the feeling that you are my one true love.
I really would like to get to know you better, Wanda. I'd like to see you in person. Perhaps tomorrow we can meet each other in my office. I'll have Smithers plan out the perfect day for us.
Sincerely,
Monty Burns
"Sir, don't you think this is a bit early? I mean, you've just started writing to her recently."
Mr. Burns was searching through all of his suits, looking for the perfect one to wear, "If I don't meet her now, I could be dead when we do meet. Smithers, you must tell me what she likes to do. She seems to be quite fond of you. But you better not start a relationship with her!"
"Well, sir..."
"This could be my one last chance at finally having a girl companion to love. Oh, fate has finally smiled down upon me! After all, friends don't just drop from the sky like this."
Smithers gazed at Burns with desperate hope written all over his face, "But sir, aren't we friends?"
"Well of course we're friends, Smithers. But that's all that you and I will ever be. Coincidentally, in this last letter, it seemed like she was asking me if I should date you. Isn't that a ridiculous thought?"
Smithers lowered his gaze to the ground, "Not really, sir," he whispered.
"What was that, Smithers?"
"Nothing, sir."
Monty gave Waylon a baffled expression. Then slipping on his jacket, Mr. Burns rested his hand on his assistant's shoulder and smiled reassuringly at him, "Don't worry about that silly idea she fabricated. I'm falling in love with Wanda, not you."
::struggles while typing:: One...more...chapter! It...must...be...perfect! Hey wait a minute...didn't I already type it?...MUST REVISE IT AGAIN! XD lol Stay tuned for the dramatic conclusion to all the...err...drama!
