Chap 4, Season 1, Ep 3: Dodgebrawl

Alright! Chapter 3! I know its time but I don't care ;) and I know you're all dying to see this chapter. Nah, just wanted to say that. Anyway, on with the current elimination order (I'll summarize reason for you)

24- Rocky (Sexist comments, and a giant j*** that was meant to be a first boot)

23- Angel (Broke the Rules, left her teammate slash partner slash brother Devil stranded, doesn't care about the show)

Angel: Since Rocky and I were booted we can do the disclaimer

Rocky: No, I am. Girls are too-

Me: THAT IS IT! *stuffs sock in Rocky's mouth*

Angel: We don't own Chris McLean, or Chef or Owen or Rodney. We only own the contestants, Kale McLean and most of the interns

Me: That was my line!

Angel: Whatever

Me: Oh well, enjoy the chapter!


"Last time on Wild Drama Island, our remaining contestants were forced into an obstacle course. But not just any obstacle course- An EXTREME obstacle course. We learned Jack doesn't like Jayden, brothers work well together on occasion, and Angel is NOT an angel. Anyway, thanks to some rule breaking by Angel, the Vampires were cost an easy win, and Angel was sent packing," Chris said. "Now, we have 22 losers left up for the win! Who will lose? Find out right here on Wild Drama Island!" He exclaimed.

(insert theme song here)

In the males side of the Vampires cabin, Cole was currently running around, with Teddy watching him, an ice pack on the latter's head because of the previous episode. "Why are you running? It only makes me more dizzy and nauseas than I already am," Teddy stated. "Sorry *pant* Teddy, but *pant* Quinn's *huff puff* after me..." Cole said as he passed out from all his running. Teddy just looked in concern and a bit of a weird look.

"Whatever, his loss he couldn't get away from a girl," Teddy mumbled as he walked out and ran into Heaven. "You!" He said, she looked confused. "You GAVE me head trauma!" He continued to yell, she didn't care. "Meh, you annoyed me," she stated. "Well that doesn't mean you can do that to a guy!" Teddy argued. "So?" Heaven motioned for him to continue. "You KNOCKED me OUT with a ROCK!" He yelled, putting the emphasis on "Knocked" and "Out" and "Rock." Just hearing that last word made both cringe at how unfair Rocky was.

In the males side of the Werewolves cabin, Cade had recently returned from his morning workout session.

(Confessional- Cade)

"Look, eh. Just 'cause I may look like I'm bein' weird, I'm actually enjoyin' workin' out, eh," he said. "I mean, this is goin' to make me so strong now," he continued.

(Switch to- Joey)

"Yesterday he was so close to admitting he liked her!" Joey exclaimed. "But there's always a chance something will go wrong and the other will communicate with the other, but with this being a drama reality show it will most likely happen," Joey continued.

(Confessional Over)

In the Dining Hall, Zelda sat alone (as usual, I guess its obvious why) however, she bought her notebook with her.

(Confessional- Zelda)

"I already know how I'm going to do it," she bragged. "First, I'll make sure she and I get into a fight. I'll avoid all her punches and kicks and everything, which will leave her shocked. Then, I'm going to punch her directly in the face," Zelda continued. "But since I will obviously need some privacy, it'll be difficult, but I may put the blame on someone else," she smirked

(Confessional Over)

Teddy and Heaven remained bickering for the entire morning, and even Kate had avoided Austin all morning. This upset the dog greatly. "Aww man, she hasn't even spoken to ANYONE yet today," Austin said. "I know, but it'll be worth it," Joey said. Austin sighed in defeat and nodded.

*whistle blows*

Everyone turned toward Chris, who was dressed as a referee. "Think fast!" Chris yelled and threw a ball at Cole, but Quinn, being the obsessive freak she is, grabbed it and threw it towards someone else, unfortunately that person was Teddy. Luckily it just hit Teddy's chest because god who knows what would've happened if he had gotten the ball hit on his head.

"Today's challenge is a simple game of dodgeball," Kale introduced the challenge. "OK, rules: Do NOT throw dodge balls. Two, do NOT mention dodgeball. Three do not play dodgeball, it'll ruin your life," Jayden replied.

"Anyway each team will have 6 members up per time, if the player catches the person who threw is out, if you are hit you are out, if you miss the ball you wanted to catch you are safe, understood?" Chris asked. "Yes," all 22 said.

"Alright then, pick your players!" Chris instructed.

(With the Vampires)

"After last episode, I think it's plain obvious Teddy shouldn't compete this round," Devil stated. "Whatever you say," Max shrugged. "A-Alright, 2 picked. W-Who e-else?" Kai asked. "Me," Zelda said.

(Confessional- Max)

"She must've gone mad," Max said. "I mean, it isn't like her to compete in a sports challenge," he continued.

(Switch to- Zelda)

"Obviously I overhead the opposing team. Kate is competing this round," Zelda stated.

(Confessional Over)

"I'll compete," Heaven said. "Me too, why not?" Cole stated. "WHY?!" Quinn cried. "I have NOTHING better to do," Cole stated.

(Confessional- Cole)

"Nah, I just want to get away from her obsessiveness," he told the audience out there.

(Switch to- Quinn)

"He could've just flirted with me! Or better yet, proposed!" Quinn exclaimed. "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! GET OVER IT!" Max's voice can be heard.

(Confessional Over)

"I'll compete," Peyton insisted. "So we've chosen our six?" Teddy replied, everyone nodded.

(With the Werewolves)

They had currently picked only Buddy and Kate to compete. "C'mon guys, I'm a jock!" Jack insisted. "Nah, I think that Hudson and Joey should for the other males, and Harper and Dani for the other girls. Those four never do anything anyway," Jayden stated. "Oh shut up," Hudson replied. Joey just punched Jayden in the jaw, being awesome.

"GAME ON!" Hudson yelled as the game started, however, just as the whistle for the game to begin blew, he was hit in the neck with a dodgeball.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled as Hudson slumped over. "Go team! Beat those Vampires! Woo!" The Werewolves cheered. "Come On Vampires, don't give up!" The Vampires cheered from the other side.

Max ran to grab a ball and threw it at the closest Werewolves member which was Buddy, however Buddy shot his hands out forward.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled, pointing to Max. "Wait what?! I'm still in!" Max argued. "Yeah, he wasn't hit!" Devil added. "True, but Buddy caught the ball, so biologically, you're out Max," Chris said, Max grumbled under his breath at this.

Kate spin jumped a and threw a ball at Peyton, successfully making it to the other side. However, instead of Peyton she hit Zelda! SQUARE ON THE EYE! "You are going to pay mutt," Zelda growled at her.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled as Zelda walked over to the bleachers, growling all the while. "Come on, guys! We can DO this!" Cole exclaimed throwing a ball at Joey, the latter ducked in time, and the ball hit Dani.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. Dani groaned and uttered something angrily to herself. "Don't give up team we can do this!" Austin shouted from the crowd. Joey grabbed the closest ball and threw it at Heaven.

*whistle blows*

"Heaven, out!" Chris yelled. "WHAT?! I caught it!" Heaven protested. "Look at your foot," Chris ordered. Right by her foot was a dodgeball that had been thrown from the other side of the court...

"You RUIN my life Joey! Revenge is coming your way! You'll see! You will regret you ever met me!" Heaven yelled as she grabbed him by the shirt collar. "SOMEONE GET HER OFF THE COURT FAST!" Joey panicked. Kale grabbed Heaven's shoulder and threw her over to her teams bleachers.

"Serves you right," Teddy mumbled. "Shut up!" She screamed. "Geez, take a chill pill," Max stated. "Chill pill? CHILL PILL?! That guy HIT me!" Heaven argued.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" They heard Chris yell, Devil walked over to his teams bleachers immediately. "Let me guess you got hit?" Teddy asked sarcastically. "Yep," Devil nodded. "Wow, this game flew by FAST," Max commented, pointing at Cole and Peyton, the last two Vampires remaining. Kate grabbed a ball and hit it volleyball-style towards Peyton.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. Cole growled at this under his breath and picked up the closest ball and threw it...

*whistle blows*

"And the Round 1 winners... The Werewolves!" Chris exclaimed. "WHAT? How did..." Cole started, before identifying Buddy holding his dodgeball. "SCREW YOU THEN!" Cole snapped. The dog didn't care.

(With The Werewolves)

"I can compete, eh! Just watch me! I'm goin' to be provin' it to all of you, eh!" Cade exclaimed. "Fine, whatever Homeschool. I might as well too, and Jack," Wolfgang said. "FINALLY!" Jack threw his hands up in the air for emphasis. "And the female competitors this round are the same?" Hudson stated. "Yep," Jack replied.

(With the Vampires)

"For the LAST time, I am NOT in love with you!" Cole yelled. "Nonsense! You MUST!" Quinn argued. "AM NOT!" Cole barked. At this rate, he seemed like he was going to go on an anger rampage, as his face had turned red in anger and his fists were clutched at his sides. "You are in love with me! I knew it!" Quinn smiled. This REALLY ticked Cole off, as he ran up to her and started flinging his feathery arms around.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN THAT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU! I AM NOT RIGHT NOW SO GET OVER IT, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LL CONVINCE THE TEAM TO VOTE YOU OFF NEXT!" Cole yelled. "THERAPY!" Max randomly called as two interns walked over (Chuck and Tanner, to be exact) and grabbed Cole by his shoulders. "LET GO OF ME!" He yelled, his voice trailed off as he left the court.

"Teddy, Heaven, Zelda, Quinn, Max and Kai please report to the court! NOW!" Kale ordered. Max sighed... "And we're screwed," Teddy muttered.

(On the Court)

"GO!" Chris yelled. Kai grabbed a close ball and threw it, it hit Jack's manhood.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. "Ow..." Jack complained. "Look who's Mr. WhinyPants now?" Jayden joked. "Nothing? Seriously guys, you gotta admit it was funny," Jayden continued, all the other 6 rolled their eyes at him.

(Confessional- Jack)

"How DARE he!" He screamed. "Just because I was hurt doesn't mean he can tease me about it!" He continued.

(Confessional Over)

Kate, Cade and Austin all grabbed balls to throw, Cade's hit Quinn.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled at Quinn. "Alright, body. Give me some head protection," Teddy prayed. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He charged at them like a bull, but Kate's ball hit him in the head, knocking him out cold.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. When he realized the bear was knocked out, he mentioned for the paramedics. Kai nearly dodged Austin's ball and threw it back, hitting Cade, and eventually, Harper.

*whistle blows twice*

"OUT! BOTH OF YOU!" Chris yelled at them as they walked over to the teams bleachers. Dani grabbed one ball and threw it at Zelda, who was hit.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris pointed at Zelda and Zelda growled at this.

Kai grabbed a ball and threw it at Kate, who caught it... And dropped it.

*whistle blows twice*

"Kai, Kate, out!" Chris said. "How?!" Kate argued. He pointed to her foot, and by it was the ball she dropped. Kai gave her a two finger salute as if to say "good game" and walked over to his team, Kate shrugged and walked over to her team.

Heaven grabbed a ball and threw it at Dani, who couldn't dodge it on time, as it hit her stomach.

*whistle blows*

Wolfgang grabbed a ball and threw it, but missed. However, Heaven grabbed it as it hit his right eye.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. "What happened out there? You were doing fine," Joey asked. "I don't want to talk, now LEAVE ME ALONE!" Wolfgang ordered.

*whistle blows*

"And the Round 2 winners... The Vampires!" Chris yelled. "Wait, what happened to..." Buddy started before identifying the tan dog laying in the corner. "oh," he realized. "What happened?" William asked. "I may or may not have him in the face with a dodgeball," Heaven said. "You WHAT?!" Kate snapped. Kate marched up to the smirking cat. "You leave him alone or I will make your life a LIVING NIGHTMARE!" Kate continued. Joey wasn't afraid to take a picture of Kate standing up for Austin.

After about 2 minutes, Austin finally got off the ground. "I need the paramedics," he said. Every one looked at each other before Joey got an idea. "Why don't you take him down Kate?" He asked her, smirking. Kate blushed a little. "N-No, it's fine," she denied. "You are the only one on the team who escorted another member down to the paramedics, you should," William pointed out.

"Okay I guess I will," Kate said, and, to everyone's notice, grabbed Austin's hand. Joey wasn't afraid to take a picture of that.

(Confessional- Joey)

"I have a feeling they're going to hook up," he stated.

(Confessional Over)

"Werewolves, members competing," Chris said impatiently. "Let me! I haven't at ALL," William said. "Why not? Buddy as well, Harper and Dani, Joey and Hudson," Wolfgang stated.

Heaven, Kai, Max, Devil, Bernie and Quinn stepped onto the court, along with the competing Werewolf members. "Begin!" Chris yelled. Bernie immediately grabbed two balls and threw them at Harper and Dani, Dani dodged while Harper got hit.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. Kai grabbed one and threw it at Dani.

*whistle blows*

"OUT!" Chris yelled. Next down were Hudson and William, as Max's ball hit them.

*whistle blows twice*

"OUT! Both of you!" Chris yelled at them. Buddy grabbed multiple balls and threw them at Bernie, Devil, Heaven, Quinn and Kai.

*whistle blows five times*

"ALL FIVE OF YOU, OUT!" Chris yelled. Joey grabbed a ball and threw it at Max, Max caught it

*whistle blows*

"OT!" Chris yelled to Joey. "Max! Max! Max!" The Vampires cheered. "Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!" The Werewolves cheered. Buddy threw a ball...

... And Max caught it.

"And the winners of this challenge... The VAMPIRES!" Chris exclaimed. "Werewolves, I'll be seeing you at your first ever elimination tonight!" Chris added. Buddy sighed in defeat. "You okay, Buddy?" William asked. "I let the team down... And I know EXACTLY what's going to happen tonight," Buddy responded, William couldn't help but feel bad for the dog.

(Before the Elimination)

"OK guys, start putting effort into challenges," Jayden ordered. "You- You didn't even do ANYTHING!" Joey argued. "So?" Jayden questioned. "So you should be going home! You should be at fault, not Buddy! He actually believes he cost our team the challenge!" William replied. "He did, which is why he's going home tonight," Jayden replied.

(Bonfire Ceremony)

"Werewolves, welcome to your first ever elimination ceremony. Vampires, feel welcome to sit down wherever," Chris said. "Let's see, s'mores for Austin, Cade, Dani, Harper, Hudson, Jack, Joey, Kate, William and Wolfgang," Chris said.

"Buddy, Jayden, one of your has spent your final night here," Chris continued. Buddy began to shake in fear, with wide eyes. Jayden had the most confident look you could ever imagine on his face.

"Be serious with me, that s'more is mine," Jayden confirmed. "Why do you say that?" Chris asked. "Because if these losers want a loser moron wimp like Buddy on their team then they're morons," Jayden continued, everyone began glaring at him. "Think again," Chris continued. Jayden looked confused for the first time in forever. "Why?" He asked. "Because... Buddy," Chris tossed the s'more to Buddy.

"Why would you vote ME off?!" Jayden yelled. "Because you did nothing," Hudson said. "Also you're a perv," Bernie added, Jayden growled at this. The interns suddenly appeared out of nowhere and began to sing.

"Intern-Intern

Hinty hint,

We've got a third puzzle for you

Intern-Intern

Hinty hint

If you are wise you'll listen to us

Reading is fine, when you some activity

Time for sports with no pity,

No time for being lazy!

Intern-Intern

Hinty Hint

If you're not lazy you will go far!

You will succeed in the game too!

Like the Intern Intern Hinty Hint!"

Jayden growled at his elimination song, grabbed his bags and stormed off, before turning around. "By the way, I saw a certain someone's notebook. You are all doomed for elimination, especially you Kate. None of you are safe as long as Zelda is here," Jayden warned and turned around, climbing onto the boat and the boat sailed off into the distance.

"And with that what will happen next time?" Chris asked. "Will Bernie and Wolfgang ever get more screen time? Will Austin and Kate hook up before the season is over? Will Teddy's head trauma get the better of him?" Chris continued. "Find out next time on Wild Drama ISLAND!" He finished.


And there you have it, Jayden's laziness got the better of him

You wanna know what I just now realized? The first 3 eliminated contestants were eliminated in a boy-girl-boy order. I bet all of you knew that though. Anyway, last set of questions was random, so I have answers for the "Who do you think?" Questions

-Teachers pet was Jayden. That was obvious

- The rich one would have either worked for any of the following:

1. Zelda

2. Jack

3. Max

4. Hudson

5. Rocky

- The poor one could've worked for either Kate, Cade or Harper. Buddy, well, it may seem like he's poor but he isn't

- The answer was NOBODY! I JUST TRICKED YOU LIKE THE TROLL I AM *makes troll face*

- Never found love before... All the contestants but Jack would've worked... According to me, Jack has had 14 girlfriends so far (but all of them dumped him)

- Only child... Harper, Teddy, Buddy, Jayden etc would've worked

- Large family... Kate, Cade would've worked; or Hudson, Jack, Rocky and Max (the last 4 are quads, guess their birth order)

- Girl to have never spoken to a guy was Heaven. Heaven was raised by her mother only, I'll just say that *evil smirk forms on face*

- Guy to have never spoken to a girl was (and this ones a shocker) WILLIAM! So yeah, he never spoke to a girl before because while Wolfgang went to a public school with boys AND girls, William went to an all boys private school. I bet all of you are shocked by that.

I just needed your opinion on the last few. But personally my OTP right now is Austin/Kate. I have a plan for those two to hook up but you'll never know how... All I can say is that Cade and Austin won't be in the bottom 2 until after Kate is sent home because of a concussion (you never know she could go home in that chapter because of her concussion)

Also I raised the 24 contestant number to 27 contestants! In the Superhero challenge Teddy's head trauma gets extremely bad so I plan on making him in the bottom 2/ask-the-audience if he should go home but all of you are going to say yes.

The 3 are... Liz, Sammy, and Noah who is also Sammy's twin brother. I didn't include detail because I wanted to wait until they are actually introduced to describe they're clothing style, and special thanks to Silver Writer 0927 for not only being the only voter (AGAIN!) but for also sending in Liz. One team will officially have 13 members while the other has 14 members.

Now more onto the fact that another falcon is competing...

I plan on having Sammy and Cole hook up but as a running gag Quinn will be in the way until Quinn is eliminated. So yeah, Sammy's a falcon, so yeah. I still plan on having questions even though no one is answering them which upsets me :'( but I plan on making 2-5 questions per chapter, but there'll be an occasional time when there aren't any questions period but that happening will happen on some special occasions l how I have a singing competition coming up in the merge. Anyway, I'm going to be answering some review answers...

_ (I am too lazy to put the horizontal line right now)

OF COURSE NO ONE SHIPS COLE AND QUINN! NOT EVEN I SHIP COLE AND QUINN! AND I'M THEIR CREATOR SO THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING! I know people ship Cody and Sierra, but god, Quinn is EVEN WORSE THAN SIERRA! Did you guys read her confessional where she wanted him to PROPSE?! ON a F#!%$NG CRAPPY REALITY SHOW-FANFIC THING! *calms down*

Of course I ship Austin and Kate. Like I said I plan on them hooking up before the season is over.

I'm glad people are enjoying the disclaimer. I personally enjoyed writing it, especially me stuffing a sock into Rocky's mouth (I spared you all female authors! You're free from his sexist behavior for as long as that sock is in his mouth! And if that fails... *pulls out duct tape*)

Some of my OC's are meant to remind you of some TD characters. Zelda also seems like she's planned everything out. All she needs to do now is make sure no one sees it and makes sure to blame someone for it! All I can say is this: If season 2 is a go (and most likely be, it's my decision) Kate WILL NOT qualify, because it'd be unfair for a contestant with any sort of head injury to compete. Also like I said I want Cade's character to develop without her. They're kinda like Katie and Sadie, but less annoying and don't squeal (can boys squeal? I dunno) and Kate isn't into that kinda thing as she's more of a risk taking, willing-to-get-dirty tomboy.

I might do a Wild Drama SYOC. Maybe, possibly for a possible season 4 (GOD WHY DO I THINK AHEAD OF TIME?!) anyway here are my personal opinions on the characters (minus the interns)

Angel- She's sassy and I might hook her up with Noah. Might. (Whats ironic is a TD contestant and WD contestant is named Noah. Haha, a bad irony pun)

Austin- He is a cool character to write, but he has his quirks, and you'll see in upcoming chapters.

Bernie- Needs more screen time (I've been ignoring him. I'll give him more dialogue)

Buddy- Hmm, this character, again, has his quirks, and he plays fair

Cade- He has autism, so yeah theres spoilers for you guys! He's an autistic homeschooled guy! Plus he's going to get an interesting plot that none of you except me will know! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris- I'm not fond of this guy. He actually has a plan to *turns to static before I can spoil it*

Cole- *whispers* Someone has anger issues... *normal voice* Yeah, I feel bad that he has a stalker stalking him. I said this before but him and Sammy will most likely hook up and no Sammy isn't a stalker!

Dani- Uh, she.. uh... I have no comment on her (yet)

Devil- And the award to "Wannabe Antagonist" goes to this guy!

Harper- OK, the blue/green is from permanent paint before any of you ask! Other than that no comment

Heaven- I think I made her character... Interesting.

Hudson- He's rich but he's not the snob you'd expect from a rich guy

Jack- The local jock, need I say more?

Jayden- Our bookworm has arrived

Joey- Kinda a photographer, he's actually a photographer not a psycho sorry if I confused anyone... He's also a prankster. He is a pretty cool character to write

Kai- He's kinda fragile at first but I have an interesting plot for him

Kale- Now THIS McLean I am fond of! Caring, gentle and nice are all words to describe him! He is the opposite of Chris!

Kate- I'm so sad I have to give her the concussion out of every other competitor. But when that happens I'll dig a little further into reasoning... But she's a cool character to write

Max- Again another character who's amusing to write

Peyton- Same reason as Max

Quinn- Hashtag Stalker! Even Sierra was better than this Quinn!

Rocky- SEXIST ALERT!

Teddy- Aggressive, arrogant and injured.

William- He's kinda like Kitty from the Sisters in RR. Except male. And a wolf. And older than Wolfgang. But I say this because he's far more energetic and happy than his brother.

Wolfgang- Kinda like Emma from the Sisters in RR. Except male. And a wolf. And younger than William. I say this because he's determined, and no he is not obsessive around crush, he doesn't even have one! Also as a running gag something happens to him during a challenge (walking off a cliff, puking and falling into it, and getting a black eye were starters it'll happen more)

Zelda- Now a lot of you may hate me, but I kinda enjoy writing this character. This is because even though she is a villain she's just the kind of villain you're like "I hate her" to but she is actually a really cool villain. Yep, I plan on her making it to the final 3 I am serious.

I just wanted your opinions and wow no one likes Rocky. That doesn't surprise me at all.

Rocky: Because those haters are

Me: Wait how did the sock get out of your mouth?

Rocky: I took it out and as I was saying

Me: *puts duct tape on Rocky's mouth*

And I honestly don't know how Don would react to anthropomorphic animals, so I'm still thinking about it.

One thing to Silver Writer 0927, I'm not complaining, but how exactly is Austin and Kate's interaction funny? I'd put it as "cutest moment". My favorite moment was when Teddy wanted his body to "give him head protection". THINK BEFORE YOU DO TEDDY!

To be honest I hated writing Quinn being a stalker. It's so annoying. At least Max got her to shut up in her confessional. Also I have an interesting plan for Max and Peyton to hook up ;)

Now here's a super long plot for next chapter:

Time for talent! The top 6 talented contestants on their team compete in a talent show to prove who's the best! Someone's relationship takes an unexpected turn as another guy falls for the girl, a certain falcon is now frightened by a certain chicken's presence and begs a certain dog who's name begins with M for help, and someone's head trauma gets worse (is that good for a chapter description, I dunno)

But I just realized Halloween is coming up! Happy Halloween to all of you! I'll try to update with chapter 4 as soon as possible!

Until then,

#GirlPower54