Dear Journal,
Today I gained it all and then lost it all.
As I was rolling through the forest I stumbled upon a case just lying there in the open. Just sitting there on the ground. Its color was gleaming silver, I was even able to see my sexy self in a reflection.
But then I saw a label that let me know exactly what it was. The million dollar case.
What it was doing there, I have no idea. But did I care? Of course not. It's a million dollars that just fell into my lap, I refuse to question something like that. I can use this to make myself better. I could take this million dollars and get me some arms and legs.
Now, you are probably wondering how I'd even be able to use the million dollars, as I am a coconut. Well, that is very simple, I would place my head in the handle and roll to my destiny. It would take months but it was foolproof.
Was being the key word.
Because, as if on cue, Chef Hatchet came into the clearing. From what he was mumbling to himself, he had apparently stole this because he deserved it, and was planning on running off, never to be seen again. And then he just picked up the case! Not even asking if I wanted some. Now, I may be just an apendageless fruit, but I was not about to stand for this. So, with all my might and will power I forced myself to do something I had never done before.
I jumped.
I could not get lost in the awesomeness of this achievement, as i needed to land directly on Chef's foot, which I did. He was hurt, screamed like a little pansy and dropped the case.
Mission accomplished, right? Hahahaha, WRONG.
The case dropped and split open, causing every single dollar to fly into the horizon.
Yes, that's right. Every single dollar just blew away.
When Chef saw this he ran away bawling, whining about how he was never going to get his pony now. I just sighed in my head and slowly rolled back to the beach.
It ain't easy being a coconut.
Something did cheer me up a few hours later though, some interns were discussing a cool news story, supposedly and African village was able to pay for enough supplies for a whole year thanks to 'the great JuJu sending greens from the eastern heaven. So that's coolios.
But I digress.
Adios,
Mr. Coconut
Now that my family is all moved in and I have my weekends back, I can actually write fanfiction again, YAY. :) God bless you guys and have a great day.
