Alrighty, this chapter's a little crazy. Now we have TWO special guests: Icestar51 and EchoStar13! You know what? I'm not going to put any of the Warriors in there. Two's enough of a crowd. Actually, I changed my mind. I'm going to throw Ferretpaw in here before he goes into a nervous breakdown from Aftermath with Berrynose.
Anyone else get their blood drawn today? It gives you a headache.
Spottedpaw13 appeared with index cards. "Now that my stye is gone, I get to limp around because I had blood drawn. Lovely."
"STOP COMPLAINING!" Otterheart growled.
Spottedpaw13 shrugged and placed some index cards on the table. "Here's the dares for our hosts, I'll be in the Den of Author if you need me." And with that, Spottedpaw13 bowed and left.
"Wait, cats can't bow, can they?" Otterheart asked.
"No, but Twoleg cat combos can!" Cinder told her.
Otterheart picked up Shadow's stick. "Get out!"
Cinder left. Spottedpaw13 appeared to retrieve the stick and left.
"Now that the stick is with its owner...." Otterheart muttered. "Wait, where are they?"
Icestar51 and EchoStar13 appeared.
"Good. NOW we can start," Otterheart growled, turning on the camera.
Ferretpaw appeared out of nowhere. "I HAVE NO PERSONALITY!"
"FOCUS!" Otterheart snapped.
"Welcome to Daring for Amusement Two!" Ferretpaw announced. He didn't bother to introduce anyone, including himself, as they were all wearing big name tags that rivaled Flo's name tag. Assuming you know who Flo is. "Today, we have six dares!"
"Our first dare is from sandydragon," Icestar51 announced. He then disappeared as his eyes changed from blue to green.
"Why-?" Ferretpaw began as Jayfeather and Icestar appeared (it counts right now.).
EchoStar13 grinned as he began jumping as a result from being hyper. "Jayfeather, tape Icestar's mouth shut."
(I'm dead serious. I'm making it count.)
Jayfeather grabbed some duct tape-
"Jayfeather! I haven't seen you in forever!" Icestar giggled.
-and placed it over Icestar's mouth.
"Can I duct tape your mouth too?" Jayfeather asked EchoStar13 as the blind tom disappeared along with Icestar.
"No, I'm too devious and cool for you," EchoStar13 replied. He then began to jump insanely.
"Uhhhhhh....." Ferretpaw seemed confused.
"NEXT DARE!" EchoStar13 told him.
"Right, right," Ferretpaw muttered. "Next is Hollyleaf, again from sandydragon." Hollyleaf appeared. "How should we torture her, EchoStar13?"
"Hmmm......" EchoStar13's eyes lit up. "I have an idea."
Cinderpaw appeared. "You want me to WHAT?"
"Teleport Hollyleaf to the moon," Ferretpaw repeated.
"Okay." Cinderpaw shrugged with her missing collarbone and teleported herself and Hollyleaf to the moon.
Only she undershot. They were inside a volcano.
"Hey, this is the same volcano as in the Nightmare Academy series!" Cinderpaw exclaimed. She then began to cough. "Whoop. Bye, Hollyleaf!"
"WAIT!" Hollyleaf protested, but Cinderpaw was already gone. She somehow managed to get to the moon this time. "Oh, darn it!"
"It seems we have a guest," a voice full of evil acknowledged.
"Fox dung!" Hollyleaf growled. "Stupid Nethercreatures."
Back....
Ferretpaw began chasing his tail. "Next dare is for every leader ever and in the future from -Icestar51-!"
Since we don't know ALL of them, here's the ones we DO know: Thunder, Shadow, River, Shadow, Sky, Leafstar, Redstar, Dawnstar, Cloudstar, Leafstar, Owlstar, Tallstar, Bluestar, Crookedstar, Leopardstar, Raggedstar, Brokenstar, Tigerstar, Blackstar, Firestar, Onestar, Mistystar, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Tawnypelt. Yes, that's a nice list. Also, it was for Spottedpaw13, Icestar51 (who came back), Mistypaw, and Emberpaw.
Spottedpaw13 growled. "FIND THE STINKIN' ACCESS POINT! I'VE GOTTEN IT BEFORE!"
"Umm......Spottedpaw13?" Firestar asked.
"What-OH MY GOODNESS!" Spottedpaw13 gasped. "Who are Mistypaw and Emberpaw?"
"...You're not surprised by the whole leader thing?" Owlstar asked.
"I didn't read to Emberpaw and Mistypaw!" Spottedpaw13 growled.
"Okay," Ferretpaw breathed. "Let those two apprentices take over the Clans-" He pointed his tail to Emberpaw and Mistypaw. "-or everyone except for Spottedpaw13, Icestar51, Mistypaw, and Emberpaw face their worst fears."
"FIND THE ACCESS POINT!" Spottedpaw13 yowled.
"Calm down," Redstar muttered. "I wish I wasn't dead."
"Yet you have no regret for kicking us out?" Cloudstar hissed.
"SILENCE!" Leafstar commanded.
Everyone was silent.
"Give them the complete leadership. Some of us would break from the alternative," Leafstar continued.
"Alright," Ferretpaw agreed.
"DON'T I GET A SAY?" Firestar asked, breaking. Well, he was now facing HIS worst fear, so win win.
"Leafstar's the only good leader left," Spottedpaw13 announced. "So she's in charge."
"She didn't consult us!" Shadow hissed.
"What do you care, most of you are dead anyway?" Spottedpaw13 inquired.
"Point taken," Redstar admitted.
Lake
Tigerstar looked at himself wearing a tutu. "OH COME ON!"
Emberstar and Mistystar (not Mistyfootstar, but Mistypawstar) were now in charge of all the Clans. Emberstar was in charge of the stupid Clans, WindClan and ThunderClan. (at least right now, you have to agree.) Mistypawstar took the awesome Clans, ShadowClan and RiverClan.
Fun times.
Tigerstar began singing Fireflies. "I HATE FACING MY DREAMS!"
"Sing it right!" Firestar booed.
Back...
Spottedpaw13 took Firestar aside and explained the next dare to him.
"libithewolf is truly evil," Firestar growled.
"It's an honor to be related to her," Spottedpaw13 told him.
"She's EVIL, bud."
"ONLY TANGLEPATH CALLS ME BUD, RIGHT MARCUS?" Spottedpaw13 spat.
"MY LEG!"
Akatsuki cave....
Firestar narrowed his eyes but said nothing.
Tobi grinned. "TOBI 2! I MISSED YOU!"
Firestar's eye twitched.
Tobi ran forward and picked up his favorite cat. "Aw, Tobi 2! I can't believe you'd run away from Tobi. Tobi is too much of a good boy to have others hate him."
"OBJECTION!" Deidara muttered.
"Deidara-sempai, you're not being nice to Tobi!" Tobi protested.
"Tobi is NOT a good boy, un," Deidara noted.
Tobi sobbed and took Firestar with him to his um....room thingy.
12 moons later...
"Well, Tobi 2, I need to go find the Three-Tail," Tobi told him. "You stay here and be a good boy like Tobi!"
Firestar barely restrained himself.
"Bye!" Tobi called out and left.
Firestar grinned and left the cave five seconds later.
We now interrupt this prophecy, oops, wrong story.
We now interrupt this show with this commercial break
Spottedpaw13 laughed. "No one's figured it out yet? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!"
Yoshin rolled his eyes. "Keep believing, bud."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"
"Buddy. I called you buddy."
"Break it up, you two," Cinderpaw told them. Then she turned to the camera. "Nope, no one has it figured out. We will tell you, however, that NO, it's not a url, and that yay/redstar is the closest one to figuring it out."
"How did you understand-?" Spottedpaw began to ask, but Yoshin covered her mouth.
"Anyway, the contest will run until a winner is found, so keep trying!" Cinderpaw's tail twitched.
Welcome back!
Ferretpaw rolled her eyes. "Okay, now it's a Pokemon dare."
"STUPID ACCESS POINT!" Spottedpaw13 growled from the Den of Author.
"Okaaaaaay," Ferretpaw muttered. "Anyway, let's have Firestar get killed by some Pokemon."
Wild Flygon, Tyranitar, Absol, and Typhlosion appeared.
Go, FIRESTAR!
Flygon used Earthquake.
Tyranitar used Rock Throw.
Absol used Scratch.
Typhlosion used Overheat.
FIRESTAR fainted.
Back...
"I'm creeped out," Ferretpaw admitted.
"And I'M not!" EchoStar13 announced.
Den of Author...
Spottedpaw13 turned around. "Hi, Icestar51. Bye." She turned back to her computer.
Icestar51 shrugged and left.
Back to the dare...
Mousefur stared at Purdy's kits. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........."
Leopardstar appeared and shot Purdy with her Bazooka.
"I'll just name them all Bazookakit," Mousefur muttered.
Ferretpaw looked around her. "EchoStar13? Icestar51? They must have left. See you next time on Daring for Amusement Two!"
Disclaimer: I only own what I own. This doesn't include Mistypaw or Emberpaw.
I'm dead serious, Redstar is the closest one to figuring it out.
