Sunday 6:40 p.m.

Everyday, the inhabitants of Skyworld join together for a prayer to the "Goddess".

What the people don't know is that the "Goddess" had betrayed her people by committing a heinous crime.

She committed a crime of Lust.

A sin that can be forgiven.

But that's not the reason it's such a heinous crime.

She committed said act with the Demon Lord.

That's where stuff started to get bad.

Things got even worse for me today…

When Palutena came into Skyworld, she looked like she was about ready to kill someone.

She asked both of us who had told on her and who did they tell.

Oh shit.

Somebody snitched.

Ms. Pac Man apparently figured out (probably through Sonic, who got the info from Roy. Damnit Roy.) and started to hassle her about it. What Ms. Pac Man didn't know was who she was with, and that's where things started to get hairy. The women of Nintendo (in addition to Ms. Pac Man) started to ask who it was. When Palutena refused to answer, Peach decided to go around town and ask all the guys until she got the answer. (What a bitch…) To make matters worse, the Fem. Wii Fit Trainer decided to help Peach out. (Why do you feel the need to ruin other people's lives)?

Thank Game & Watch I sent that text to all my friends to stop telling people. The only other person who was needs to know is Little Mac, no one else. Either way, my "mom's" life is over. The Goddess of light, the most pure of all deities… slept with a demon.

Something tells me that Link figured this out because he's been watching me like a hawk. Everytime I walk down the street, he stares me down until I'm out of sight. It was "mom" that slept with him. I don't even know the guy.

Speaking of "that" guy, I wonder how he's dealing with all this. At the very least, he must be getting an ass kicking from Ganondorf or Demise… or both.

Maybe they don't know yet.

Maybe he's hiding from them.

Maybe they don't give a damn.

Maybe he loved "mom".

Maybe not.

Maybe he doesn't give a damn.

I give a damn.

Because for fuck's sake he could end up being my dad.

Pit swore on his life that he didn't tell anyone (because Pit's an ass kisser to Palutena). He then went on to tell her that it was probably me because I'm a "cruel evil person". I tried my best to make as little eye contact as possible. (Maybe if Pit wasn't such a snitch, I could've gotten away with it). As a last resort, I tried to convince "mom" that maybe it was the Demon Lord that told people. But something tells me that was the last thing that Palutena wanted to hear. If looks could kill, I would've been annihilated.

Palutena blamed me (since she couldn't blame Ghirahim).

She threw a fit.

She chewed me out. (Pit did too but I really didn't care for his words).

Cursed.

Screamed.

Then she just started crying.

Shit.

Palutena's in the room.

Fuck.

~Dark Pit~

Sunday 7:09 p.m.

Just as expected, I got chewed the fuck out. (Again). In addition, I got grounded.

No Kirby.

No T.V.

No Phone.

No Friends.

No Music.

No going outside.

No nothing until Wednesday. (Thank Game & Watch she didn't extend it to Thursday, I really want to come to Shulk's place).

It wasn't all bad. I mean, aside from Palutena's constant yelling, there wasn't anything taken away that I actually needed.

Except Kirby, friends, sitting and thinking about life on Mt. Cornet, and music.

Damnit.

Pit is REALLY mad at me for slandering the "good" name of Lady Palutena. (When a "Goddess" does pole dances with her staff, she's NOT a good girl). He went on a rant about how I was just a troublemaker and blah, blah, blah. I honestly didn't care at that point. I know that what happened was bad.

But that's PALUTENA'S fault.

Not mine. (I know I told, but if I didn't Ghirahim would).

If anything, Pit's just pissed off because Ghirahim took Palutena and wrecked her so well.

Even now that I'm writing this, Pit is in the room looking at me with an ("I'm so lonely") "mad" face on.

He's asking what I'm writing about.

Something.

He asks me what I have to say for myself.

Damn, I'm pretty.

He calls me a jerk.

I call him a pussy for not being able to curse at me even though he wanted to.

He tries to throw a pillow at me.

It misses.

He goes to sleep, knowing that he failed hard.

It's about 8:20… seeing as I have nothing else to do, Goodnight.

That's all for now…

~Dark Pit~