From: "Obi-Wan Kenobi"
To: "Amidala", "Offee, Barris", "Senator Organa", "The Supreme Chancellor", "Anakin", "Siri", "Mace", "Master Yoda"
Subject: Re: Fw: Survey

NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi

NICKNAMES: Obi. My Master used to call me 'young apprentice', and my Padawan Anakin calls me 'old man' when he's being cheeky and 'yes, Master' the rest of the time.

SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My rooms in the Jedi Temple.

HEIGHT: Medium.

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Gingery brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: You think I have time to watch TV?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: The Jedi Temple

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly.

FAVORITE SMELL: The disinfectant the domestic droids in the Temple use--it smells like home.

FAVORITE COLOR: brown

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your Master killed by the Sith.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Anakin does what I tell him, which happens about once a year.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, practice my lightsaber technique, scold Anakin.

FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING: I wonder what trouble Anakin is going to get himself into today?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Yes, when Anakin's driving.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.

PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: One.

FAVORITE FOODS: I like Master Yoda's rootleaf stew. Yes, really.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Actually, I like banana.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: No, but it's better than letting Anakin drive.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Yes, but don't tell Anakin.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Something quiet. And obedient.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE: A nexu would be quite cool.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Wet.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: I don't know. Jedi don't haave birthdays.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Yes.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL: It would depend if it was in my mandate.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Member of the Jedi Council.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: No, the Code forbids it.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM: Nothing.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half empty. Anakin probably drank it on me.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Jawa juice

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS: Righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yes.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: Anakin's shirt. Messy brat.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: I don't like flying.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I like to watch practice saber matches, but that's not a sport.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Anakin, without you my life would be kind of boring.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Somehow, I get the feeling he doesn't like me very much.