A/N: Ahhhh...the power of cheese. I have no idea why I said that...I guess I've lived in Wisconsin too long and seen that commercial too many times. This chapter's taken forever to write. Thanks to April and Cass for ideas (Meese ROCK!) *nods* I can't really think of anything else to say except for THANX CASSY! (my beta reader for those who don't know) ^_^ Same disclaimer applies in this chapter as in the last ones. Now on with the show!

B/N: GO MEESE!! Yes, I'm the evil beta Cassidy, and… ya… I don't have much to say… I prolly missed a lot this time around, cause I'm re-doing this for a second time, and sort of skimming through… whatever, blame me!
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Sabrina slid down further in her chair. Her parents had been yelling at her for the last hour and they weren't through yet. Snape was standing at the back of the room sneering. The whole situation made Sabrina feel like she was about a millimeter tall.

"Now...for a punishment..." Sabrina's dad said as he paced the room.

Sabrina gulped. This was the part she had been dreading.

"Well, we can't really punish you while your cousin is here." Her dad said. "Besides, we'll need until he leaves to think up something for this."

Sabrina didn't know weather to be relieved or scared. She decided to be a little of both, just incase.

"But, there still is going to be some action taken." Her mum said.

'Uhoh...' Sabrina thought, the small bit of relief she was feeling disappearing.

"You and Severus need to learn how to get along." Sabrina's mum said sternly.

Sabrina's stomach did a flip-flop. 'Oh God. What are they going to do?' she thought, looking at Snape out of the corner of her eye. The mixture of shock and horror on his face was priceless.

"I think that they should go spend some quality time together up on the mountain. A little camping trip." Sabrina's dad said.

"That's a wonderful idea." Sabrina's mum said, a small smile playing her lips. "Sabrina, Severus, go pack all the things you'll need for the night."

Sabrina just stared. She felt like screaming 'WHAAAAAT????' at the top of her lungs. Instead she just trudged up to her room muttering under her breath.

Sabrina was about to enter her room when she heard Snape come up stairs. She shifted her eyes towards him, expecting his full wrath to be released.

"What have you done?" he whispered as he walked towards her. His voice was calm but dripping with hatred.

Sabrina sighed. "I've got us sent to the mountain because you can't take a joke," she said simply.

Snape ignored the comment about him not being able to take a joke. "What's the mountain?" he asked in the same deadly whisper.

"It's a big hill not too far from here that we own. That's where I practice quidditch." Sabrina replied. "I suggest you pack your broom if you brought it or there isn't going to be much to do up there except try to kill each other or go cliff jumping, if you catch my drift. Not to put any ideas in your head." she added quickly then entered her room to pack her things.

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Sabrina sat down a wiped her forehead. She had been walking for what seemed like forever. It had never taken this long to get to the top of the hill before, but it wasn't as easy having to drag her worst enemy with her.

Snape wasn't that far behind Sabrina. He got up to the same spot as her and sat down. Sabrina didn't think it was possible for him to give her a look of loathing any worse then the one he had given her when they were standing outside her room, but she was wrong.

Sabrina looked around. She was sure they were going the right way, or at least she thought she was sure. Things seemed different than they had the last time she had been up here. She convinced herself that it was just stress, and that if she had gone the wrong way it was Snape's fault because he had been complaining the whole way up and ruining her concentration.

Sabrina sighed. "Come on. It can't be much further." she said, getting up.

"I just sat down." Snape said irritably. "You better know where we're going Summers."

Sabrina gulped. She was going to die before this was over. She just knew it.

They walked a while longer before Sabrina realized that they were not anywhere near where they were supposed to be. She shrugged it off. She was a resourceful person and if she told Snape they might be lost she would find out just how heavy six feet of dirt was.

Sabrina looked around, trying to remember if she had been to this particular place before. Her mind was drawing a blank, but that didn't surprise her. 'Come on, think Sabrina. You can do this...' She thought. Snape seemed to notice the look of puzzlement on her face.

"Summers, where are we?" Snape asked, seeming to already know the answer.

"We're.... On the mountain." Sabrina replied, knowing she wouldn't get off the hook that easily.

"Where specifically." He said, glaring.

"Errrrr.... I'm not exactly sure to tell you the truth..." Sabrina started to say. She saw the look of pure venom that Snape was giving her and cringed. "Don't hurt me..." She whimpered.

Snape glared and looked like he was going to hurt her, but he thought better of it. "Why shouldn't I hurt you?" he said, stepping forward.

"Because it's not my fault." Sabrina said, taking a step back.

"Oh, really? Explain to me how that works." Snape said, still advancing.

"Because I'm so worked up with a constant threat of you trying to kill me It's kind of hard to think straight." Sabrina said and then scampered off in the general direction of where she thought the trail was.

"Summers, GET BACK HERE!" Snape shouted, following her.

Sabrina ran like her life depended on it, and in truth it probably did. She ran until she came to a dead stop because of a sound she heard that didn't seem too far away.

Snape came running to the spot where Sabrina was and skidded to a halt, nearly running headlong into her. They were both panting. Snape made a grab at her but Sabrina easily avoided it.

"Shhhh, listen." Sabrina said.

Snape paused and listened. After a moment Sabrina heard the sound again. It sounded a little like "Eeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh" in a deep throaty voice.

"What was that?" Snape whispered after a moment.

"Hell if I know." Sabrina whispered back. "Let's find out."

Snape glared. "No, I say we just keep moving."

"Look, I'm pretty sure that the path we're supposed to take is over here where the noise is coming from. Either we start heading in a different direction and risk getting more lost, or we go this way." Sabrina said and started off in the direction of the noise.

Snape followed her cursing under his breath. "Summers if you get us killed I swear I'll tear you limb from limb."

Sabrina giggled. "If your dead then you won't be able to kill me silly," she said in her little two-year-old voice.

They hadn't walked far when they stumbled into a large clearing. Snape stopped and stared. "Great. We're surrounded by mooses." He said.

"Mooses? No.. It's meese." Sabrina replied.

"Meese?" Snape asked raising a brow.

"Yah, Meese. If they call more then one mouse mice than they should call more than one moose meese." Sabrina answered.

"But they don't." Snape argued.

"But they should." Sabrina said back.

"That's not the point." Snape said raising his voice.

"Yes it is." Sabrina said.

"Oh for God's sake. Why are we even arguing about this?" Snape asked.

"Because we argue about everything and this is something to argue about." Sabrina answered.

Snape paused a moment. "Ok, you've got a point. That's a first."

Sabrina just turned and looked at the meese, or mooses, whatever you prefer. "Uhhhh..." she trailed off.

Snape turned and looked. The meese had closed on them. One big one was only about an inch from Sabrina's face.

"Ummm, nice moose?" Sabrina said, backing away.

The moose snorted and pawed at the ground with its hoof. Sabrina gulped and then yelled, "RUN!" at the top of her lungs. She took off through the woods, Snape not far behind her, both of them running for their lives. Sabrina could hear the meese running after them. She didn't know anything about meese and had no idea if they could, or would, hurt them if they caught up to them. She just knew she didn't want to find out.
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Ok, that's all for now! ^_^ Blame the meese on April. It was her idea! (B/N: hey! It was my idea too!) Will Sabrina and Snape escape the meese? Stay tuned and remember to review!