Syndromes!
Ch.3 SUTS Part 2
By Aburame Takai
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXHehe, I bet you all just loved that cliffhanger, huh?
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Evil Spelling Bee!
Takai: Okay now all the Sannin are gone…
Naruto: Ill be judge!
Takai: Mmk. Okay Hinata-chan here's the next word. Fetish.
Hinata: Can I have it in a sentence?
Takai: Ok. Naruto and I have a cat fetish, and we like it when girls call us master.
Naruto: HEY! Well that's kind of true…
Hinata: R-really? Ahem… Fetish. F-e-t-i-s-h. Fetish.
Takai: Correct!
Naruto: You didn't have to tell her that you know!
Hinata: So its true?
(Hooray for cat costumes! Whoever made those is either a genius or a perv…)
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While Naruto was trying to tell Neji something Hinata groaned and said, "Oh no! Don't stick it in there!" At this point Naruto's nose bled a lot again… She was dreaming about trying to get a piece of toast out of the toaster and Naruto stuck a fork in while it was still plugged in…
"Naruto-sama, I think I should talk to you away from Hinata-sama." Neji said.
What the hell? Naruto-sama?
As soon as they walked Naruto wiped his bloody nose. "Since its apparent what happened here," Before Naruto could interject, Neji put his hands up. "Now then Naruto-sama, it seems we shall have to fit you for a tuxedo."
"Nani?!"
"Well we cant have you doing 'this and that' with the Hyuuga heiress and expect not to get married, can you?" Naruto smacked into the floor. "But you have to propose to her."
"What?!" Naruto asked again, and then paused. "Wait a minute, I thought you said you'd kill me…"
"Well marriage kind of kills you from the inside… and I bet you weren't expecting this. (I bet none of you were, bwahaha) Hahaha look at your face!" Neji laughed. "But in all serious Naruto-sama, you must propose to her, or I will kill you."
"F-f-fine, geez man." Naruto sighed as he brought Neji out the door. "Geez, now I have to deal with this!"
"Master, what are you doing out of bed?" Hinata asked behind him. "Donna-sama how about another round." Naruto went "bwah" again, And passed out. "Wuss! Master is a wuss!"
At this exact moment Kiba came in to check if Hinata was really there, only to see a naked Hinata on top of a naked Naruto.
First the nose bleed.
Then the "What the hell!"
Then the beating the shit of Naruto's unconscious body was upon him.
"Stop hurting master!"
"M-Master?" Kiba asked bewildered. The he had to turn away.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXMeanwhile…
Yosh, my plan is working. A certain pink-haired kunoichi thought to herself. Hehe, I bet Kiba's beating the shit out of Naruto now!
"EH?! What are you doing here Takai-kun?" she said as she noticed her secret love walk in through the window. (Yes yes, I know, Sakura. Shudders But the evil Sakura in this story is way better)
"Checking on Naruto-kun and Hinata-chan's relationship, Sakura."
"Hehe, the plan is put to place, master." (What guy wouldn't want a girl calling him master, eh? Lol, I think im in love… XP)
"Excellent."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Oh, I see, you have these syndromes, Hinata-chan!" Kiba realized.
"Gao!"
"But still, you still call me 'Kiba-kun', but you call Naruto those names. What's going on?"
Then they heard a groan right next to them. "Master!" she jumped over and hugged him, which caused a massive nosebleed again.
After putting on actual clothes, because Kiba "forgot" to remind Hinata, they all had a chat over coffee.
"So Naruto?" Kiba asked.
"Hmm?"
"You like it when she meows and when she calls you master, don't you?"
Naruto spit out his coffee in surprise. "N-nani?!"
"Gao! Donna-sama loves when I call him master! Nyaaaa!"
Kawaii!
Kit…What?
You have a problem with cosplay don't you?No response…
Naruto held a shaking cup up to his mouth. "W-what gives you that idea?" Naruto said in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Because you have a bump in the pants area that's gets bigger every time she meows or calls you master." Kiba said with an evil grin.
Naruto got up slowly, picked Kiba up by the collar, said "bye" and kicked him 500 feet out the door causing him to go through 3 buildings in the process.
He dusted his hands. "That takes care of-"
He noticed Hinata eating marshmallows and they were sticking all over her face. She was licking them off too.
Naruto held his hands between his legs. "H-Hinata-chan? Where did you get those marshmallows?"
"Sakura-san left them here with a note." She handed him the note and started eating more marshmallows.
He had to turn away. He started reading the note, Dear lovebirds, I hope you like these marshmallows, im sure Naruto will! Oh and I left a little something for Hinata upstairs, under the pillow, too.
Naruto went upstairs and looked under the pillow and found a brand new ahem, unmaidenly utensil. (I don't like putting words like this in the story so in the Q's ill tell you what it was, if you didn't get it)
Naruto had thought of Hinata using this, and fainted.
Hinata came up stairs to see Naruto holding "It" and rivers of blood coming from his nose. "Donna-sama, you're still a wuss!"
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Do you like this story?
Do you like pie?
Do you like this story more or less than pie?
Where is my death note?
Did you know "it" was a vibrator?
If not, I either suck at this or your 4 years old.
Do you like my non-questions at the end?
Surprised it wasn't a cliffhanger?
I was.
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Beating the crap out of Sasuke!
Chitose: Ikkou, please awaken! (Opens up monks robe to reveal ridiculously large breasts)
IT-! (He has aw-!)
Takai: (Knocks out Ikkou) (Steals Chitose)
Sakura: You bastard! (Punches Me 200 years into the future)(Future Sakura punches me 200 years back) (Process continues for 4 months)
WOW! SHE CAN PUNCH! OW! DAMN!
HOORAY! R+R OR GIVE ME A DEATH NOTE!
GIVE ME A DEATH OR R+R OR ILL… WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE?
YES SURE!
