Me: WAZZUP?
Nick: besides the fact that you FINALLY after at least two months wrote chapter two? Not much.
Me: my week was great by the way. Thanks for asking nick! I decided I'm going to try to update this on Saturdays but if not sometime during the weekend.
Nick: good.
Keiichiro: *shoots*
Me: thanks, ravensoul! It's your turn!
Ravensoul: fangirlgonesupernova owns absolutely nothing.
Me: let's go!
Chapter four:
The packit lady lies, it does not fold flat! It folds nearly flat!
Torch: okay! We're back with chapter four, as a quick recap, last chapter Aoyama was mauled by tigers, Ichigo tried to kill me, after which she was nearly ran over my male deer, only to be saved by Kish, and Nick got blown up twice!
Nick: I didn't like that.
Torch: backstage now. You're not a main character here.
Nick: fine. *leaves
Torch: back to business! The co-host for today is ravensoul!
Ravensoul: sup.
Torch: not much. I shall call you raven. Ok?
Raven: fine by me! The first few letters are from nilla mew mew
Jay: Can I write a letter? No! You haven't been introduced yet! Now get back to your void! Dear Deep Blue, I wrote a song for you. It goes like this: His name is Deep Blue, He has no clue, That in a few, My katana will slice him in two! END SONG! NOW DIE! Sincerely, Nilla Dear Taruto, Yes, I am in relation to you. As a matter of fact, I am your distant cousin. Sincerely, Nilla Dear Kisshu, Taruto, Pai, Deep Blue, and Blue Knight, Ever think of getting a tan? Sincerely, Nilla THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! Jay: But- GET TO YOUR VOID! *chases with katana* Love you, kittens! *blows kisses
Torch: who the heck is jay?
Raven: I don't know… lets begin the letters! The first letter is for deep blue. Dear Deep Blue, I wrote a song for you. It goes like this: His name is Deep Blue, He has no clue, That in a few, My katana will slice him in two! END SONG! NOW DIE! Sincerely, Nilla
Deep blue: how dare you threaten me pathetic human? *gets sliced in two*
Torch; *Tosses halves of his bodies backstage* can people stop getting blood on my nice floors? The next letter is for Taruto! Dear Taruto, Yes, I am in relation to you. As a matter of fact, I am your distant cousin. Sincerely, Nilla
Taruto: PAI! Is this true?
Pai: yes. She's the one who always stuffs ice cubes down people's dresses when we're at weddings.
Taruto: can she be my babysitter?
Pai: no.
Taruto: why not?
Pai: because you would destroy my house.
Torch: don't mess with his house Taruto! He nearly killed nick, ryou, deep blue, and the blue knight, oh and keiichiro as well, because they were drunk in his house and messed it up!
Raven: what?
Torch: inside jokes!
Raven: ok, the next letter is for Kisshu, Taruto, Deep blue, and the blue knight. Dear Kisshu, Taruto, Pai, Deep Blue, and Blue Knight, Ever think of getting a tan? Sincerely, Nilla
Kish: I would. But I tried to and got sunburned.
Taruto: I freckle easily.
Pai: no. because I don't like the outdoors.
Deep blue: *is busy being dead*
Blue knight: I had a tan. Then Masaya stole my bronzer.
Masaya: *spraying arms* it's true.
Torch: that's all for Nilla's letters! The next few letters are from our guest- star from last chapter, shadow raccoon and shadow wolf
AWESOMEEEEEE! Ca you at least chek out my new story? It's called Setting Sun, Rising Moon. I probably going to change the name though. Now for the letters: Dear Ryou, Do you know how much I want to kill someone for making the dresses too short? Dear Torch, Here's some cake and twelve pheonixs. My gift to you. Keiichiro, If you designed the dresses, run for your life. My ghost friend, Kathrina will kill you. She travels at the speed of light. Deep Blue, Kinda late, but when I said freaky I meant your creepy smile when you choked Ichigo and made the ditch in the ground. Nick, when I asked if you were surprised you got a letter and you said no I was terribly angry. BE SURPRISED FOR ONCE! Torch (Again), I LIKE THE SRSW thing! Second what's your favortie color? Ichigo, Did you know that Masaya is a Gary-stew? I thinkyou're still a pink maniac, but I can't complain because my favorite pajamas are pink with moknkeys on them. PONIESAND KITTIES RULE~NYAU NEIGH! READ WARRIOR CATS! My new story is one that you'll like cause it does have IchigoxMAsaya, but sadly for Kish he gets an OC. She's not frilly and girly. She's a tomboy as a matter of fact. YOU'LL THINK SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ICHIGO WHEN YOU SEE HER! ENOUGH ABOUT MY STORY! I LOVE THIS TORCH! *throws skittles at everyone.* TASTE THE RAINBOW PEOPLE (and aliens)! TASTE THE RAINBOW!
Torch: I don't see why not, I'm always looking for another story to read!
Ravensoul: the first letter is for ryou! Dear Ryou, Do you know how much I want to kill someone for making the dresses too short?
Ryou: BUT KEIICHIRO DESIGNED THEM!
Keiichiro: guilty! *smiles like Russia* but I still have a gun if you want to kill me.
Torch: in soviet Russia, cakes bake keiichiro.
Raven: Is that one of those "in soviet Russia jokes"?
Torch: yeah, I like them a lot. They're easy. Oh! Just thought of one, in soviet Russia, mews
Invade aliens' planet.
Pai: then we would have to fight them off, and most of our people at the time where we were fighting were weak and dying, the climate on our planet was blizzard- cold in the winter and during the summer if you left the underground cavern you would bake- literally; there was no spring or fall. So the mews would die. But if they succeeded in getting underground they could've easily taken our planet. Hence why we were sent to take your planet
Zakuro: wow…
Ichigo: really?
Kish: yeah, things were getting really bad, but luckily it's improving because of the mew aqua!
Taruto: *says really low* although so many people died.
Pudding: *hugs Taruto from behind* that's really sad Na no Da!
Torch: yeah, let's continue!
Ravensoul: *is standing behind Pai* the next letter is for you torch. Dear Torch, Here's some cake and twelve pheonixs. My gift to you.
Torch: thank you! The cake is yummy! Where did you get the phoenixes? How did they escape from the garden? *slices hole in the fabric of space* go through phoenixes to where you are safe! *phoenixes fly through and the hole disappears* now they are safe in the phoenix garden.
Raven: and that is?
Torch: the garden that only people with phoenix powers, fire foxes, and phoenixes can go inside. The next letter is for Keiichiro; Keiichiro,
If you designed the dresses, run for your life. My ghost friend, Kathrina will kill you. She travels at the speed of light.
Keiichiro: I'll take my- *dies*
Torch; well in the manga every time mint's dress is shown, well, lets just say she needs to wear shorts.
Mint: don't blame me blame the perv.
Keiichiro: *gets revived*
Raven: *holding pictures* the next letter is for Deep Blue. Deep Blue, Kinda late, but when I said freaky I meant your creepy smile when you choked Ichigo and made the ditch in the ground.
Deep blue: because she is annoying. And the ditch was to stall and give me some time to get up into the palace.
Ichigo: I AM NOT ANNOYING!
Torch: yes you are.
Lettuce; s-sorry but I have to agree.
Ryou: yes.
Tart: you're so annoying!
Pai: I have to concur with Taruto
Zakuro: you get on every ones nerves.
Ichigo: how?
mint: does this not sound familiar? "Aoyama-kun took me to a movie! Aoyama-kun is so cute! Aoyama-kun, Aoyama-kun is coming, oh! Pudding is trapped in an underground cave with the enemy; I wonder when I'll get another date with Aoyama-kun?"
Pudding: I COULD HAVE DIED AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID BOY-TOY!
Taruto: *looks at pudding* you're scary when mad…
Ichigo: well… Aoyama-kun! You don't think I'm annoying do you?
Masaya: *texting*
Zakuro: *phone gets text message* he says; "oh crap the annoying pink manic I call my girlfriend won't shut up!"
Ichigo *looks on the verge of tears*
Kish: aw it's okay! I still like you!
Ichigo: *starts crying*
Kish: *goes into emo corner*
Mint: we never said we didn't like you.
Torch: I don't like her! The show always revolves around her! Even when someone else is involved in the plot she's the leader, she always manages to make everything about her! If the story would stop revolving around her, maybe every one else would have gotten lines, or ended off chimera animals! And what ever happened to Zakuro killing Chimera animals with her whip? And why is she the only one to get an upgrade to her weapon? I like the manga where they all get to use the mew aqua rod better. Except in the end *spoilers* how they have a fake wedding.
Raven: shall we continue?
Torch: okay! The next letter is for nick, Nick, when I asked if you were surprised you got a letter and you said no I was terribly angry. BE SURPRISED FOR ONCE!
Nick: no.
Torch: you so mean to SRSW!
Raven: next letter is for you again torch. Torch (Again), I LIKE THE SRSW thing! Second what's your favortie color?
Torch: well, it has to be a tie between black, green, gray, blue, fire colors, and I like brown as well!
Raven: so no favorite.
Torch: hehe… yeah. The next letter is for Ichigo! Ichigo, Did you know that Masaya is a Gary-stew? I thinkyou're still a pink maniac, but I can't complain because my favorite pajamas are pink with moknkeys on them. PONIESAND KITTIES RULE~NYAU NEIGH! READ WARRIOR CATS! My new story is one that you'll like cause it does have IchigoxMAsaya, but sadly for Kish he gets an OC. She's not frilly and girly. She's a tomboy as a matter of fact. YOU'LL THINK SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ICHIGO WHEN YOU SEE HER!
Ichigo: he is not!
Torch: he so is! I want to punch him through the roof! But nick says that violates my building insurance… and sorry, I just don't like OCs. And Kish belongs to Ichigo!
Kish: YES! SOMEONE WHO AGREES!
Ichigo: huh? What do you mean belong?
Torch: you two should date. That's what I mean. You two are so perfect for each other.
Raven: some people think Ichigo should be with ryou.
Ryou: huh? But I'm lettuce's boyfriend.
Lettuce: HE DOES NOT BELONG TO ICHIGO! HE'S MINE! *slams hand over mouth*
Ryou: like she said. I'm hers. Not the annoying Ichigo's. *puts arm around lettuce's shoulders and pulls her towards him*
Torch: exactly, we'll rant more about pairings later!
Raven: I would be surprised if we didn't! *snaps picture* good. Now! The next few letters are from theblessedchildsuki.
Can I be on? Name: Suki Age: 13 Eyes: Inky black Mouth: Dark red lips,1 pointed tooth Ears: Pointed Hair: To the back of my knee, dark as night with 1 white streak Professions: Spy, writer Hobbies: Insanity Personality: Childish but mature when needed, plus if you make a reference to anything in the series I will act it out Likes: Kishigo, drawing, anime, drawing anime and I always carry a sketch pad Dislikes: Justine Beaver, Masaya-baka, Deep Idiot, Blue Moron Motto: *sigh* idiot Weapons: Flame dagger, water whip, earth disks, wind nun-chucks Outfit: White yin & yang t-shirt that hangs off my shoulders with black tank under it, black full-lengh cargos,black belt with sliver studs, black combat boots, 1 small sliver hoop earing in right ear. _ Questions: Ichigo, Why are you such an annoying ditzy pink-maniac? Suki _ Pai, I love yooooooooou! But I'm really happy for you and Zakuro. Why are you emo? Suki _ Keiichiro and Ryou What made you build a pink cafe? Suki _ Pudding and Taru-Taru Do you two love each other? Suki _ Bye! ^_^
Torch: number six, now, the first letter is for Ichigo. Ichigo, Why are you such an annoying ditzy pink-maniac? Suki
Ichigo: I AM NOT DITZY!
Kish: you kind of are, but I love you all the same!
Ichigo: WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Kish: *goes into emo corner crying*
Ichigo: I made him cry?...
Torch: you have the right to feel guilty!
Raven: look at what I found! It's a teddy bear I found in taruto's room!
Taruto: GIVE ME THAT! *lunges*
Raven: *jumps* the next letter is for Pai. Pai, I love yooooooooou! But I'm really happy for you and Zakuro. Why are you emo? Suki
Pai: no clue what you're talking about, AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMO? I AM NOT EMO!
Zakuro: *Takes photo of Pai yelling*
Pai: why?
Zakuro: such a rare occurrence I had to take a picture.
Pai: *looks irritated*
Torch: *whispers to raven* so perfect for each other. *in normal voice* the next letter is for keiichiro and Ryou. Keiichiro and Ryou What made you build a pink cafe? Suki
Ryou: I don't know. It was keiichiro, he may be gay…
Keiichiro: *shoots him in the face* I said not to call me gay.
Torch: KEIICHIRO IS KICK-BUTT!
Raven: I think I found zakuro's diary! Oh wait, its ichigo's *pouts then tosses it at ichigo's face, it hits its mark* *revives Ryou*
Ryou: WHY DID YOU KILL ME? I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Keiichiro: I said not to call me gay didn't I?
Ichigo: my nose is broken.
Kish: I'll take you to the infirmary.
Torch: backstage, take two lefts and a right, third door on the left labeled nurse.
Kish: thanks! *they leave*
Raven: the next latter is for pudding and Taruto. Pudding and Taru-Taru Do you two love each other? Suki
Pudding; I love Taru-taru Na no Da!
Taruto: w-what?
Torch: answer please!
Taruto: I-I… *mumbles* I guess…
Pudding: *who is standing right behind him* YAY NA NO DA! *hugs him and kisses him on the cheek*
Taruto: *face turns red like a tomato*
Torch: fluff quota, reached for this chapter. That's all for her letters, the next few letters are from layleanchantix!
hi hi hi ^-^ Dear Ichigo, Don't try and kill torch! she's really nice. you're lucky you're still alive... Sincerly, Layla Dear Mint, Blue is my favorite color. You're a disgrace to it. From this day on, your color is black, not blue! Sincerly, Layla Dear Torch, I will apoligize for Ichigo because she tried and failed to kill you. Here is a cake for you. NOW ICHIGO SAY SORRY! Dear Masaya, This is the last fan mail you're getting. I can see why people don't like you. You're cruel, selfish, and rude. Not to mention annyoing. this letter will explode in three...two...one...bye bye! HASTA LUEGO!
Torch: the first letter is for Ichigo! Dear Ichigo, Don't try and kill torch! she's really nice. you're lucky you're still alive... Sincerly, Layla
Ichigo: *back from the nurses office, her nose is wrapped up* she is not nice! And I could so kill her.
Torch: AW! THANKS LAYLA!
Raven: why do you call her layla?
Torch: nickname.
Raven: the next letter is for mint. Dear Mint, Blue is my favorite color. You're a disgrace to it. From this day on, your color is black, not blue! Sincerly, Layla
Mint: ok….
Pai: but black is my color!
Torch: mint can be turquoise.
Mint: what?
Torch: I thought your outfit was sea-foam green when I first saw it.
Mint: it's blue.
Torch: so now you are sea-foam green. I guess there are no arguments now. The next letter is for oh, me…
Raven: I found this in Pai's room; it's a picture of him, Taruto, and Kish!
Pai: Do you like to steal people's personal property?
Raven: yes, good picture, you look like you're around seven in this picture, and you're smiling!
Pai: hey! Give me that! *snatches it from her hands*
Raven; *pouts* I will find Zakuro's diary by the end of the show!
Zakuro: HEY!
Raven: the next letter is for torch. Dear Torch, I will apoligize for Ichigo because she tried and failed to kill you. Here is a cake for you. NOW ICHIGO SAY SORRY!
Torch: it's fine. Thanks for the cake! *slices it* who wants some? *some on them walk over*
Ichigo: NEVAH!
Torch: why not? You were clearly in the wrong!
Ichigo: I was not. And I shall not apologize.
Torch: whatever, the next letter is for Masaya. Dear Masaya, This is the last fan mail you're getting. I can see why people don't like you. You're cruel, selfish, and rude. Not to mention annyoing. this letter will explode in three...two...one...bye bye!
Masaya: wait what! *explodes*
Ichigo: ma- oh forget it, you guys aren't going to stop killing him.
Torch: not true, I kill blue knight! *stabs blue knight* STOP GETTING BLOOD ON ME! *kicks backstage*
Raven: the next few letters are from nickn091!
u call tart midget boy, but ur so short. letter People with letters 4 me masaya and deep blue: why do i get blown up with these idiots?
Torch: SHUT UP STAGE MONKEY! The first letter is for everyone who blew nick up. People with letters 4 me masaya and deep blue: why do i get blown up with these idiots?
People who blew him up; because we felt like it!
Raven: I FOUND IT! I FINALY FOUND IT! Diary entry number twenty three, September thirty-first; we, we being me and the other mews have been kidnapped by an insane girl, who goes by the name of torch, and her accomplice, I think his name was rick? Anyways, were not the only ones, also kidnapped is deep blue, blue knight, that annoying dude Masaya, Ryou, Keiichiro, and the three aliens! She interrupted a fashion show when I was on the front of the runway! It was good to see them though, them being the aliens… now she says that we're part of a show she's doing with letters to us. She seems to know all about us… in half an hour she got Ryou and Lettuce together, killed Masaya, and gave the blue knight a makeover! All with some girl she simply called tsuki. This place is so weird… maybe I should rip these pages out and send them to my lawyer so he can help me. Oh well, for the time being I'll live with this girl and the strange people around me. Now if only I knew where I was so I could order a pizza… BORING! Lets go back to when the aliens were invading earth, AHEM. Once again the mews and I fought against a chimera anima, this time some new people from the green-headed alien's planet showed up. One was a short little twerp with brown hair, and the other one was guy about my age with purple hair.
Zakuro: ok that's it! Give me my diary back!
Raven: so there is something in here!
Zakuro: grr… give it back!
Raven: *jumps in the air and lands on the rafters* I'm taking my leave torch! I'll be back with more blackmail later!
Torch: I shall see you then I am sure!
Raven: keep your diary safe Zakuro! And you may want a new password for your computer *chuckles*
Zakuro: *blushes* YOU HACKED MY COMPUTER?
Raven: nope. Torch did! She's a mad genius, bye! *does a back flip and disappears*
Zakuro: *growls*
Torch: don't worry. I won't reveal anything, until some things happen. See you later people! *doorbell rings* ooh! The pizzas here! Bye bye!
Me: *Chuckles*
Raven: I can't believe it!
Me: you didn't trust in the pairing until I showed you it.
Nick: what is it?
Me: oh, nothing, well it isn't one of her teammates. And it starts with a-
