Dear Diary,
Filming was good today. I got smashed into a piano.
Jasper has to be the coolest out of the Cullen's.
If I'm honest though - real vampires don't sparkle. And also, does it really have to be direct sunlight? I mean, there is sunlight even though it's cloudy isn't there? And if plants can photosynthesise in artificial light, shouldn't vampires sparkle?
I don't know diary. But I'm getting paid a hell of a lot. Should i really be asking questions?
Diary, i want to know these things...

Jackson xx