Here is the not-so-long awaited Chapter 4. Enjoy!


Duck strolled into Tech's lab with a swagger that hadn't been seen since he got a girlfriend, be it for 5 or so minutes.

Tech was sitting at his desk working on something before noticing Duck and turning around.

"What's up?" he asked rather more cheerfully than usual, considering one of his least favorite people was in his lab.

"Ah yes, I require something from you." said Duck with a grin on his face he knew not how to control

"Well? What?" asked Tech becoming somewhat impatient.

He tapped one of his hind paws against the leg of his chair, waiting for an answer.

"I need women advice." Said Duck.

Tech was actually more than willing to offer, it might sort out the fan-girl situation. Before he could answer, Duck interrupted

"Oh why am I asking you, you clearly don't know anything about girl's, you'd just tell me how to get men!" he spat.

"Oh god." Rev thought. He could hear Duck in Tech's lab. He rushed in to try and help the situation but it only made it worse.

"Ooh, here comes your boyfriend." Duck jeered.

"I don't know what your on about" Said Rev defiantly. Problem was, he was licking a rather large lollipop which gave Duck an easy target.

"So, you like that popsicle. Remind you of anything?" Duck taunted

"Oh get bent" Rev told him, poking him with his lollipop

"That won't be hard with you two around!" Duck called as he left.

As soon as he left the room at the door closed behind him, Rev practically jumped into Tech's arms, scarred that someone may find out their deadly secret.

"Oh what do we do!?" he cried

"It's fine. Ace already knows I'm Bi. I almost shagged him once when we were shitfaced one night but instead we watched "Days of Thunder". I debout Lexi will mind, less blokes running 'round after her. Slam probably doesn't know what a relationship is since it isn't edible. And Duck? I have a feeling he's hiding something." Tech reassured him.

Rev pulled the Loonatic's handbook they received upon becoming part of the team out of his pocket and showed Tech one of the pages. It was the page of rules called the "Loonatic Law". Set by Zadavia, it stated what a Loonatic may and may not do.

"And?" Tech couldn't see any issue

Rev pointed at the second rule on the list: "A Loonatic may not have a same-sex relationship for it is seen as foul"

Tech smiled and closed the book. "Let's break the law." He said with a sly grin

He gently lay Rev on a clear table before lieing on top and kissing him with a passion Rev had never experienced before but wished he could experience far more often. He massaged the back of Tech's head as he did so, taking in all of his loving and giving a good deal back.

When Duck Left the room he saw Lexi adjusting the CD player and decided, in anger at Tech and Rev's defiance, to spill their secret.

"Hey Lexi." he sneered

"Woah, don't creep up on my like that Duck" she said, taken aback by his sudden appearance.

"Listen, I've got some gossip you've got to know."

Lexi loved gossip. "Go on." she said egarly

"You know Tech and Rev? Their going out. I saw 'em hugging and kissing."

At this point Lexi really felt like saying; "Duck you dick! Why should you be spying on them? It's their personal time. Your just sour because you cant get a girlfriend."

"Oh get a life." She spat after some consideration of the consequences. She knew Tech and Rev were going out anyway, thanks to her super hearing but she thought it was lovely and also knew they were hiding it on pain of being rejected by the team. She had no reason to spread their secret.

Unhappy with the result, Duck decided to tell Slam.

"Hey Slam, guess what, Tech and Rev are gay." he snitched

Slam didn't know what "gay" was or meant because he really had no quarrel with relationships. The only "relationships" he had were with his food.

Slam just shrugged and went off to the fridge

Duck only had two people left to tell and he was sure they'd say otherwise.


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