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Schedule for 4th/5th/Freshman Saga

2015-

4th Grade: 10 more chapters to go, ends August 17th

5th Grade: 5 more chapters to go, ends July 23rd

2015/2016-

Freshman Saga: Starts August 21st, updates every Fridays, ends Summer 2016

Chapter 4: Junior Cooking Contest with Goku and Chi-Chi!

It was about a week after the incident, and it was a nice cool Saturday.

Goku had just finished his training in his backyard and decided to sit under his favorite apple tree. He was quite bored and really didn't know what to do today.

"Man, no one wants to hang out..." Goku sighed as he got up and walked to his front yard.

'I wish I had something to do...' Goku thought as he glanced at a sign on a pole and walked away.

He paused for a moment before quickly running back to the pole and read the words it said:

"Do you like food? Are you bored? Then come on down to the Junior Cooking Contest for kids ages 9 to 12. Two people per entry...Contest starts September 14th..." Goku read.

"Hmm...Vegeta can't cook...Bulma REALLY can't cook...I don't think Piccolo can cook...but Chi-Chi can!" Goku had a brilliant idea.

"FLYING NIMBUUS!" Goku screeched into the depths of the sky.

"..." After a few minutes, Nimbus arrived from out of the sky, landing in front of Goku.

"Come on Nimbus!" Goku smiled as he hopped onto the cloud, "Off to Chi-Chi's house, full speed!"

Nimbus seemed to understand, because he flew off towards the direction in a flash.

Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was focusing on her studies, doing a math book that she begged her father to get her for Christmas.

Chi-Chi muttered, "So, if you square root the √18, you will get √9 √2, which will translate to 3√2. So, if you add the variab-"

"Hiya Chi-Chi!" Goku's face appeared at her window. He knocked on it, but unfortunately, it caused the window to bust open.

"GOKU!" Chi-Chi screeched as she fell out of her bed in fright, making a huge crash.

"Whoops! Heh heh...Are you okay?" Goku asked.

Chi-Chi got up, her eyes full of fire, and marched towards Goku, "Didn't I tell you about Saturdays being my study days?!"

"Aw Chi! I just wanted to spend some time with you..." Goku pleaded.

Chi-Chi rose her eyebrow suspiciously, "You want something that involves food, do you?!"

"No, no! When I saw this flyer and when it said I needed another person, I immediately thought of you!" Goku gave Chi-Chi the paper involving the contest.

'I know I'll regret this..' Chi-Chi sighed heavily, "Fine, I'll go,"

"YEAH!" Goku jumped into Chi-Chi's room, grabbed her, and jumped out into the sky.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Chi-Chi screamed as Goku sky-dived them towards the ground.

Suddenly, Nimbus caught them just in time, and flew towards the contest, with Chi-Chi hysterical and Goku smiling out of excitement.

Nimbus arrived at the building, the Recreational Center, and Goku and Chi-Chi were dropped off.

"See ya, Nimbus!" Goku waved the cloud goodbye as it left.

Chi-Chi was still frozen in fear, and Goku lightly shook Chi-Chi, "Hey, are you okay?"

Chi-Chi finally snapped out of it and quickly said, "Yeah! I'm good now!"

"Welp, here we are!" Goku smiled as he sniffed the air, "I can smell the food all the way out here!"

Chi-Chi shook her head, "I don't think you'll be the one eating, Goku,"

"Let's go inside!" Goku walked into the building with Chi-Chi, and was immediately stopped by a guard.

"Names?" The guard demanded as he looked ready to write about anything. After they gave their names, they were admitted inside with the numbers #29.

They went to the table they were assigned to, and saw that there were ingredients already places on the table.

Goku looked around the room. It was a huge place, with over 50 tables around. He saw older kids and younger kids preparing to cook and everything.

Chi-Chi spotted a card with directions and started to read, "When we start the competition, you have 2 hours to cook with these ingredients that we provided for you. The best tasting meal wins!"

Goku glanced at the ingredients at their table and noticed half a dozen of eggs, flour, butter, sugar, water, salt, cheese, and milk. He also saw a mini oven and stove by the table. He turned back to Chi-Chi and said, "So when does the contest start?"

Just then, a short woman walked onto the stage and grabbed the microphone, "I assume you guys have read your directions and talked to your partners about what meal are you going to cook. Remember, you have a total of two hours to finish your meal before our judges will taste your dish. You may begin...now,"

Chatter erupted as kids started getting to work. Goku glanced at the ingredients and asked, "So, what are we going to cook?"

Chi-Chi thought for a moment before getting an idea, "I can bake some sugar cookies, they're pretty simple to make!"

"Good idea!" Goku rubbed his stomach, thinking about freshly baked cookies.

"Okay Goku, first crack three eggs," Chi-Chi commanded as she looked under the table, finding the utensils, bowls, and plates for the meal.

Goku grabbed an egg carefully with one hand, but he grabbed it so hard that it busted all over his hair, face and clothes. Chi-Chi lifted her head from the under the table and gasped at Goku's appearance.

"Goku! Start acting serious and stop breaking eggs!" Chi-Chi screeched. She grabbed a nearby paper towel and started cleaning Goku's face.

"Sorry Chi-Chi, I can't control my strength..." Goku apologized.

Chi-Chi shook her head, and started mixing all of the ingredients into the bowl after successfully cracking the eggs into a bowl.

Goku watched with awe as the flour made everything immediately turn into cookie dough. Chi-Chi next rolled out the dough, cut it out in circles, and put the dough in a pan. She then placed it inside of the preheated mini oven.

"Goku, make sure you tell me when 30 minutes is up," Chi-Chi commanded. Goku nodded and she immediately started dozing off under the table.

Goku smiled at Chi-Chi before sitting cross legged by the table, and started to black out.

About an hour later, Goku opened his eyes from image training, and smelt something burning.

'Oh no!' Goku's thoughts screamed as he quickly took the pan of cookies out of the oven and placing it on the table. The cookies looked burnt and pitch black. He was lucky that it didn't catch on fire.

"Oh no! What am I gonna tell Chi-Chi?!" Goku whispered fearfully. Speaking of the devil, Goku heard Chi-Chi's yawns from under the table, and he desperately tried to remove the cookies from the pan, but that was a difficulty.

"Goku? How long has it been?" Chi-Chi's sleepy voice yawned from behind him.

Goku quickly whimpered, "Aboutanhourandthecookiesareburnedbuteverything'sfine-"

"Wait, what?!" Chi-Chi growled as she looked over Goku's shoulder and saw the burned cookies. Chi-Chi clenched her fists and yelled, "I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME WHEN 30 MINUTES IS UP!"

"I tried Chi-Chi, but I was image training-"

"Oh, IMAGE training! That must be more important to you than talking to me for five minutes!" Chi-Chi crossed her arms and turned her back from Goku.

Goku placed his hand on Chi-Chi's shoulder and apologized, "I'm really sorry Chi-Chi..is there anything else that we could make?"

Chi-Chi glanced at the table frustratingly and was about to yell at Goku again before she noticed that there were three more eggs uncracked and the unwrapped cheese.

"...I got an idea," Chi-Chi spoke.

Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

flanaganh140 chapter 3

hey vegeta your out of luck when i played this game called dbz develution i won as goku and my friend was youso i hope your not mad. and play that game

Me: ...

Vegeta: I don't care! Hmph!

Blake chapter 3

-wild scatterbug appears- what now vegeta?About a week ago i went to rhymestyles and i saw a video that said:NEW DBZ ANIME ANNOUNCED!When i first saw this i was like "nawwwwwwww" its just a prank!After i watched the video i screamed and told everyone i havent been on in a !

Me: Christ man, you were that hyped?! And yeah, Dragon Ball Super's awesome!

Vegeta: I'm more awesomer!

Bluestar chapter 3

Woohoo, Goku and Chichi! Now I'm really excited for the next update. (And I agree... School is a pain.)

Me: Now I'm out! But I wanna go back so I can start high school!

Vegeta: Psh, weakling!

TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 3

Yay! (Rant: 27 Xenoverse Special.)

* A Time Portal showed up and Spat out Chibi Demigra.* "What did i Miss?"

Oh no...

"You! I needed you as my Puppet!"

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!

*I ran away, and threw myself into the time Portal i just created, then it spat me out in age 784.*

*I see Son Goku looking at me*

What are you staring at?

Goku: "...How the hell you get here?"

I don't know! Because of my fear, just hold me!

Goku pats my head. He then looks at me.

*Till Dragonball787 was spat out in the Same way the i got into, along with the Chibi Demon God, Controlling him as his puppet to paint his father.*

"Paint my stupid father! Now, make him wear this ugly dress that he wanted me to wear!"

"To be continued In the Next Rant! -(Uub)-

Me: Umm...yaaay?

Vegeta: I don't get it!

queenvicky99 chapter 3

OMFG Baba !Really Pickles REALLY ! Pissing I'm some one coffee is just ..it just ...TO FUNNY LMFAO !Also Pickles is not a bad example for Goku !He is just teaching street smart .(Hehe Farthead.)For that baka for the review about Yamyuck being strong ... that person must be a real hater of dbz to think such a thing .I'mma not going to start but I was going off when I saw that !Anywho King Vegeta (father ) wtf !Why didn't you just use your strength to break free ~ !Oh and Vegeta it's just so kawaii when you blush ! (Big Bro blushing from sissy in law kisses and hugs !ADORABLE! ) Lastly the icecream joke was funny !This update has made my day !Well until next chapter! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Me: Lol

Vegeta: I am NOT cute!

TFS Cell chapter 3

Y'know what's funnier then absorbing the shit out of fat asses who eat nothing but fast food (mmm fast food)? Nothing, your fics are the second best thing I love... that and trying to tolerate some of the bull shit anger you've shown on reviewers in the past like that one fucker Kid Buu. Oh boy, he was nice... NICE TO GET FUCKED OVER IN THE ASS AND BASHED TO SHIT WITH HOW HORRIBLE HE FOUND 8th GRADE! Seriously, wasn't that bad... though 8th grade was annoying with the whole "Fuck you I'm Vegeta and Imma kill you." Bullshit or the "Fuck me, I'm Yamcha" bullshit. Now that that's out of the way... Frieza is such a pain in the ass in hell, a he talks about is Kakarot this, Kakarot that... I'd rather absorb that slut Bulma a thousand times or pound ChiChi's Tuna whatever that means.

- Sincerely Cell

Me: Umm...thanks?

Vegeta: I don't know what you just said, but I'm taking it as an insult!

PineApple-Hut chapter 3

Lol I always loved your stories... I miss reading them /pets you and weeps

Quick question... I know you hate TrunksxPan and GotenxBra... But what do you think of...BraxSEVENTEEN!?

Me: DEAR GOD WHY?!

Vegeta: O_O...M-My little girl...exposed to a pedophile! IMMA PUNCH HIM NEXT CHAPTER!

Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

In a matter of five minutes, Chi-Chi was able to make her scrambled eggs successfully...Goku even helped out with sprinkling the salt on it. The judges came by, and gave their meal mixed opinions. Now, it was time to post the results and announce the grand winners of the night.

"I'm sorry we didn't get first place, Goku..." Chi-Chi apologized. They were looking at the posted results on a board on the wall. They ended up placing 16th.

"It's okay...all I wanted was to eat the food...well, at least I can eat what we made!" Goku smiled.

"But still...I wonder who got first..." Chi-Chi muttered. They walked back to their table, and saw the short lady walk up and grab the mic on the stage.

She finally spoke after the applause died down, "Everyone did very good tonight. No matter if you lost or won, you all accomplished something, which was 'Never give up'."

"Hmph, 'Accomplished something' my butt!" Chi-Chi growled. The woman was starting to get on her nerves. Goku glanced at Chi-Chi and chuckled nervously.

After more applause, the woman finally announced the winners, "For 1st place, with their delicious spicy seafood pasta goes to, Team #008!"

"WE WON!" An orange haired girl's cheerful cries were heard as she hurried up and dragged a blonde haired boy to the stage to receive their prize.

"Oh Nami-swan! I'm so glad you're happy!" the boy, Sanji swooned at her glowing face.

The announcer gave Sanji the blue ribbon and revealed the main prize, "You two get 10,000 Zeni!"

"10,000?! Wait, what does that translate to in Beli?" Nami questioned. The announcer leaned over and whispered the amount in Nami's ear, making her eyes go really wide.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The whole room was shaking after the horrifying scream.

"Oh Sanji! We're RICH!" Nami squealed, forgetting all her senses, and hugged Sanji who was frozen from shock. She then kissed his cheek, which caused him to promptly have a nosebleed.

"You...You...You...LOVE me!" Sanji yelled happily as he crushed Nami to his body and started spinning her around.

"I never said that..." Nami muttered, starting to get irritated.

"S-Sanji?!" Goku cried walking up to the pair, with Chi-Chi following, "What are you doing here?!"

"Go away! I'm living the dream!" Sanji yelled as he started smothering Nami's face with kisses.

Nami pushed Sanji's face away from her in irritation and turned towards Goku and Chi-Chi, "Oh, we were running out if money, so me and Sanji decided to come and visit here so we can win a few cooking contests. I get the Beli, while Sanji does what he usually does,"

"Yeah! Me and Nami-swan are the perfect power couple!" Sanji swooned as he did his noodle dance.

BANG!

Sanji hit the floor with hearted eyes while Nami glared down at him, "Sorry, he can be REALLY annoying..."

"Umm...so is Luffy here?" Goku asked, excited to see his friend from last year.

"No, he decided to stay at Sunny Go," Nami informed, "He actually begged to go cause he wanted to eat all the food, but our chef is Sanji and I knew that we would win,"

"Aw man..." Goku groaned.

"Well, see ya!" Nami waved, dragging a love struck Sanji and the check with greedy Beli eyes.

"..."

As Goku and Chi-Chi exited the building, with the red ribbon, Chi-Chi questioned Goku, "Hey...where's the scrambled eggs I made?"

Goku chuckled sheepishly as he admitted, "Umm...I sort of...ate it..."

Chi-Chi sighed and went to another topic, "That Nami girl dresses too adult like for her age! And she should get some anger management classes! I'm glad I'm much better, aren't I?"

"Umm..." Goku scratched the back of his head.

"What?!" Chi-Chi turned around to look at Goku in the eyes.

"Chi-Chi, you two act the exact same...the only difference is that you're too modest and she's too loose with clothes, I would say that she acts like Bulma too, but Bulma doesn't hit people as much as you or her do, and she's in the middle with the clothing," Goku said with such dead seriousness.

"...", Chi-Chi had literal pitch black eyes as she slowly got out her frying pan.

Goku knew he couldn't outrun her now, so he did his safest route: Use Instant Transmission to escape with a body intact.

The thing was, he forgot that Chi-Chi couldn't fly home.

Next Time- Halloween Adventure!

I hoped you enjoyed this chapter! It's freakin hard writing about Goku and Chi-Chi, they're so boring XD. If it was Bulma and Vegeta, I could've ended this with a giant explosion or a massive food fight! Anyway, I couldn't see them winning, like that's TOO cliche. So, I made Sanji steal their spotlight. I knew HE would win out of everyone, but that was unexpected huh?

Anyway, 10 more chapters until this story ends on the 17th of August! Then Freshman Saga on the 21st! But look out for 5th Grade, I plan on finishing that first on the 23rd of July. See ya!