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Jaden was walking through the forest, with Syrus, looking for dueling Koalas when The Mango Smoothie leaped in front of them! It made that slurping noise that happens when your drink starts to run out. Then, it told them… "Help me. Slurp. I need to get my dance crew together."
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The Chazz was putting the finishing touches on his plot for revenge. He would duel the smoothie again, and he would win… Ninja-Style! Chazz was walking through the forest when he heard the dreaded Mango Smoothie talking to that Slifer Slacker and his mini-drone. Chazz interrupted and pushed the Smoothie down and said, "Haha! I'm Suing!"
The Chazz's plan was working. First he would sue the Smoothie, then get into a fight with the Smoothie, and then he would duel the Smoothie…and win…epically.
So after the forest was turned into a courtroom, the following took place:
"So Chazz, why are we suing the smoothie today?" Jaden asked in a high-pitched, snotty voice.
"Well, your Slacker-ness, I would like to say that he beat me in a duel…illegally!"
..Jaden looked at Chazz and said, "Haha, you lost to a smoothie."
Chazz's face turned red and he shouted, "Shut up you slacker!"
So, Chazz replayed the whole duel.
"See your honor! Ending card says it all! Smoothie is the kidnapper! Sentence him!"
Syrus said, "I thought you were suing for an illegal move, not if he was the kidnapper. You ever hear of the 5th Amendment? Double Jeopardy?"
"Shut up Syrus."
"Okay." Syrus then hung his head in shame and said, "Nobody ever cares what I have to say."
So, Chazz and Mango Smoothie went through Jaden not listening, when Atticus showed up.
Atticus announced, "Smoothie wins!" Then left. Chazz thought, "He should be on my side…"
Chazz shouted (as part of his revenge), "That's not fair! I wanna re-sue!"
Jaden told him, "You can always duel again." Then he put on his signature goofy grin!
Chazz smiled. Everything was going according to plan.
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"Smoothie!" Chazz began epically, "I challenge you to a duel!" Mango Smoothie agreed. So with the power of cheesecake, Chazz and the Smoothie began to duel. Chazz drew and attacked, the smoothie sat there until….it summoned…..Super-Epic Mango Smoothie Supreme! Chazz looked up in wonder at the ginormous glass of Smoothie.
"Not this again." Chazz thought. "But that's okay because I have my trump card!"
So Chazz drew a card, and saw it was just the card he needed. That card was….. DOING IT NINJA-STYLE! Chazz cheered and began his turn.
"Alright giant milkshake! Prepare to meet Jaden's stomach! I play the monster card, Jaden's Gut (5 billion/0)! Then I play the spell card, DOING IT NINJA-STYLE!"
The card gave Jaden's Gut extremely epic powers. It made it strong against nuclear attacks, it could talk, and it got 80 million-billion-infinity points.
"Attack. That. Smoothie!" Chazz yelled, but since both monsters had the same attack points, they were both destroyed. It was Smoothie's turn again, but he did nothing because he was so heartbroken, so it went back to Chazz who played the monster card, "Chazz Is a Ninja(1100/none)! Chazz attacked Smoothie directly and won!…. GASP!
The Smoothie started crying and said, "Chazz, how could you do this to me? That night you saw me…I was warning your parents about my mobster cousin, who they owed money to, STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE!"
Dun, dun, duuuuuun!
Chazz was confused. He was heartbroken! He was… con-heart-broke-fused. Combination!
Why did his parents owe the mob? And why couldn't they pay? How many talking, walking, living Smoothies could there be? A whole family?
Chazz face palmed. "Mango Smoothie, why didn't you tell me this before I accused you?"
Smoothie said, "I was having too much fun in the courtroom and in the duel. But hey, Strawberry Smoothie is coming here to challenge you personally, so you better get prepared!"
Chazz would prepare for this next smoothie later… right now, he had to celebrate.
Jaden looked from Chazz to the empty spot where Mango once stood. He got out his gavel and said, "Chazz, you finally beat the Mango Smoothie." The Jaden banged (tehe) his gavel to make it official.
Chazz had finally gotten his revenge and beaten the Mango Smoothie. Next target: Strawberry Smoothie.
[END CHAPTER]
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