A New Chance of Life
By: Darksider82
Beta: Winged Seer Wolf
I own nothing of the franchises only the idea
"Chatting"
"Jutsu, spells and bijuu"
"Thoughts"
Chapter IV
Exams
The reconaissance team took flight. It wasn't taking flight as such, it was more like run like the fucking hounds of hell are chasing and you never look back.
Their only saving grace was the fact the land they had observed the jinchuriki led Iwa strike force from was actually quite a vibrant trading town. One of its many customers happened to be Earth country and Iwagakure.
"Thank, kami it was in Land of Traders or Cloth country." Gemma pulsed as she performed a neat back flip over two branches and carried on moving.
"Why is that a saving grace?" Asked Kakashi curiously. In his time of a shinobi, Kakashi would consider himself quite well travelled as would the majority of the shinobi attached to him. But he himself had never heard of Cloth Country.
"Cloth country, or Trading country sampai, is one a country that borders on Hi no Kuni that trades quite well over all of the elemental countries. Though it mainly trades with the stone bloc." , is one a country that borders on Hi no Kuni that trades quite well over all of the elemental countries. Though it mainly trades with the stone bloc." Yugao commented.
The stone bloc was a small region of the elemental nations that surrounded the Land of Stone. The countried that surrounded it were Land of Goats, Hills, Mountains and Ridges.
Kakashi nodded, now he understood why fresh chunin, seasoned genin and a few jonin always did a few weeks observation missions over in the country. It was a tempermental region where Konoha and Iwa nins came into frequent contact. Most of the time, both countries let each other be, but then again a few greener genin from Iwa tended to mouth off and under a strict view of the veterans from both nations said genin could have a scrap with each other.
At the end of the fights, their was a grudging respect between the two nations but nothing worth reporting to their kages to raise international tentions. Until now. "Konoha's just ahead." Neville stated and the group suddenly sped up.
"What is going to happen?" Asked Hermione nervously. She had just about survived the last war through the skin of her teeth.
"Tension's will definitely skyrocket, a Daimyo and Kage meeting to find out WHY two hundred Iwa veterans and two Jinchuriki were nosing around our neighbours borders. Also we're getting drunk and possibly laid." Neville and Tenzo replied. Tenzo always tended to give the serious news and Neville the stupid parts.
The pair were quickly being known as the 'night and day' or 'work and play' duo. The group chuckled as Hermione turned bright red.
"So if anyone's getting laid who with who?" Gemma commented "Hermione, you don't happen to have a crush on that good looking Chunin who works in the mission room?" She goaded, Hermione's only response was to turn purple.
"Oh my kami, you like Iruka-kun!" Yugao said laughing.
"What's so wrong with liking Iruka-san?" Snapped Hermione the moment the group landed on solid ground, rolled back into a run.
"Nothing, Hermione-chan. Iruka's a good guy. Solid, dependable but a bit meek and shy." Said Tenzo for once breaking his 'entire work' posture.
"As was 'Mione, until myself an an asshole who I'd rather not talk about broke her. Now she's as insane and gung-ho as I am. All though less likely to try and kill you with the nearest implement." Quipped Gemma.
Everyone save Neville looked at the brunette and ravenette. The more they stuck around the new clan members the more interesting they became. They quickly noticed that Neville was only the head in name and that Gemma controlled the house. However Neville possessed a physical strength that resembled something an Akimichi and Tsunade Senju could produce when protecting his house.
Hermione, sharp minded and whenever not found with a book was in the company of the Nara clan. For a clan of lazy geniuses motivated by threat of death from their wives, she fitted in nicely. She could get the other members of her house running with a few words and a curse whilst strike an interesting debate with another whilst possibly playing Shogi or Go as well. Her skill in Shogi and Go were untested as of yet.
It was plainly obvious to see that Gemma was the scary and insane one. Drop dead gorgeous, with a diabolical temper and rather maiming happy everyone kept out of the way once her temper was loose. Hell Anko and Ibiki kept out of the way of her temper when she had fully let loose and they were two of the most intimidating shinobi in the Hidden Leaf.
"Gemma-chan, have you tried to kill someone with a spoon yet? That does not include bashing the head and brain into a puree?" Asked Kakashi, that man had brass balls and titanium mentality to ask such questions.
Gemma pouted "No, not yet anyway. Nearly flayed some poor genin alive with some laces when I was trying to get that demonic cat. The only reason I was going for that cat was because I put some asshole in the Hokage's desk for groping me."
"You do know he's still in hospital?" Neville said sheepishly whilst Hermione glowered at her raven haired friend.
"Didn't you say and I quote 'He''ll be out in three days.' Hmm?"
Gemma had the decency to look abashed "Well, I did say that but technically we had a mission the next day so how can we know if he was out or not." She protested.
By now they had reached the gates and passed through, they took to the rooftops to see a messenger bird heading towards the tower. Gemma grabbed Yugao, Hermione grabbed Kakashi and Neville siezed Tenzo and the six vanished with three gunshots.
They made it into the office as Sarutobi took the messenger scroll off the bird which hastily took flight. "Team Tenzo, how did the reconaissance go?" He asked, his fingers tightened as he saw the ever so slight chakra drain in three of his shinobi faces.
"Success, Hokage-sama...Two hundred Iwa nin in Land of Cloth, supported by Roshi and Han of the Steam Armour...Fled." Summarised Tenzo.
"Thats pretty large for Iwa's standards, I'll send a message to his grace shortly to arrange a rendezvous. Though, I never sent you on this mission. I had an assassination mission lined up for you. Who gave you the scroll?" He demanded, hoping that his increasingly militant team mates hadn't tampered with his mission line ups.
"Some ANBU member with a blank mask, dressed in black with a top that barely covered half his chest. Carried a ninjata." Said Hermione, Sarutobi's eyes narrowed.
"Dismissed, take the next three days off. I have some heads to take. Ryu, get Danzo. If he isn't here within ten minutes his head will be removed." Growled the Hokage, Ryu gulped and vanished in a plume of fire.
Gemma and Kakashi entered the Rusted Kunai to find it more or less packed. "YO! KAKASHI! GEMMA! GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE!" Yelled a rip roaring drunk Anko.
Fighting the crowd, the scarecrow and Ravenette got to the group where Gemma was pulled into a seat next to Anko, who immediately jumped into her lap. "Okay, Anko..." Gemma stated before Anko promptly shover her mouth to hers and their tongues connected.
Gemma wouldn't admit but she was slightly turned on. "OOOoh, seems the Snake Bitch has found a useless bed mate." The pair broke the heated kiss and glowered.
Shira, and Kotata Khan two higher end civilian background chunin were the ones who issued the comment. Gemma pushed Anko off her and jumped up, giving the young men a good look at her breasts. On the table were two empty bottles of sake.
"Okay, which pair of insensitive cockblocking, sons of bitches, thought about calling someone I care about dearly a Snake Bitch? If its meant to be an insult you need some serious you retarded mind fucks." She growled spinning the sake bottles around the tips of her fingers.
"I did gorgeous. Why don't you come with me and I can show you a real night." A silky voice said from behind her. She stiffened and one of the sake bottles stopped spinning.
The bar watched interested. "Please stop feeling me up." Gemma asked politelty.
"I'm Shira Khan, and soon enough you'll be...AAAHH YOU FUCKING BITCH!" The man screamed, clutching his foot. Gemma had slammed her foot into the front of his ankle.
Gemma grabbed him by the front of his vest, pulled him towards her kissed him solidly on the lips before spinning on her left foot to drive the heel of her right into the back of the mans head. As the man caterpaulted forwards she swung the sake bottle across his face cutting it into pieces.
The other Khan launched himself forward at her, with reflexes like a cat she ducked under the lunge, her hand shot out and squeezed. The men physically winced and cupped their body parts as the offending chunin collapsed to the floor writing in pain. Not yet satisfied, Gemma flicked her fourth finger and the mans pants and boxers were down.
"Forgive me everyone for this is going to be painful." With that she let go of the bottle and it levitated and suddenly like Hagrid had shoved it with his immense strength it shot right into the mans ass. The screams were shortlived as Kotota passed out.
"Shows over... GET BACK TO YOUR BUISNESS!" Snarled Gemma before taking a swig of sake.
The bartender who happened to be a former shinobi "Ma'am, I am cautioning you about violence in my establishment. Two more cautions and you're barred for three months." Gemma nodded.
Kakashi groaned at the end of these two days he was going to be saddled with a genin team. His team was most likely going to be Team Seven as it was inheritance. The third Hokage was part of a team seven, the sannin were a team seven, Jiraiya's team was a seven and Minato's team was a seven and now his.
By now a couple of people had removed the Khan brothers from the bar, every now and then people would look at the ravenette and shiver. "Please, Kami someone from T&I recruit her. She'll have them cracking in less than a second."
Anko, had fallen asleep on Gemma's lap, stirred. As the ravenette stood. "Whazz going on?" She asked sleepily.
"I'm heading home, Anko-chan." Gemma whispered before making her way out of the bar.
"Gemma-chan, could I ask you take Anko with you?" Asked Kakashi, who without waiting for permission placed the purple haired tokubetsu on her back.
"Where do you live Anko?" Asked Gemma as the pair left, Anko whose drowsy nature suddenly changed the moment they entered the early evening sunlgiht perked up.
"23 Senju Road...Come on lets go." She shouted, dropping off Gemma's back and began to run. Gemma shook her head and began to follow the purplette.
Gemma caught Anko as she tripped up the stairs, Anko fell backwards and Gemma caught her easily. Gemma picked the smaller woman up and fished inside the tan trencoat for her set of keys.
Anko, staggered through her front door dragging Gemma with her. "Why not stay a while?" Pleaded Anko semi drowsily, thanks to her training and unfortunate experimentations caused by Orochimaru, alcohol didn't work as effectively.
"Why not, I need to make sure you're not going to kill yourself." Giggled Gemma. Gemma had always been known to hold her alcohol naturally.
(Lime Warnin)
Gemma suddenly found Anko divested of her trenchcoat and wrapped her waist, passionately kissing the ravenette. Gemma forced her tongue into the purplettes mouth.
"Through the door behind you...Second left is my room." Anko said between heated kisses. The pair managed to find their way into Anko's room and Gemma fell backwards onto the bed with Anko on top.
Anko's hands snaked her way onto Gemma's jonin vest and pulled the vest down and off. The mesh shirts shortly followed, suddenly Gemma struck. She, jerked her neck backwards, rolled her self over and shoved her cleavage into Anko's face. "Suck 'em." Anko complied and Gemma let out a groan of satisfaction and bliss. Anko grinned "Seductive snake tongue!" Out of her mouth crept a snake.
"Anko-chan is that a snake?" Suddenly Gemma whispered something and the snake suddenly latched itself to Anko's breasts causing the snake mistress to moan.
"Stay the night." She whimpered, Gemma nodded and pulled the snake mistress close resting her breasts against the purplettes back.
"Expecto patronum messenger! Neville, I'm staying at Anko's. I'll see you sometime tomorrow." Gemma said , sweating slightly. As acomplished as she was at wandless magic, a wandless patronus still took considerable power.
(Lime end)
Meanwhile down at a ramen stand name Ichiraku ramen, Hermione and Umino Iruka were giggling at each others lives. It was strange that the pair of them were similar. Both of them were bookish, studious, though Iruka remained relatively by the book whilst Hermione had been drawn into saving the world every year.
