"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
For the full 10 minutes Mace had been watching his boyfriend and best friend argue as if he was watching a tennis match. The majority of that time they were just kept saying 'yes' or 'no' hoping the other would give up first. He wasn't even sure if they still knew what exactly they were arguing about.
"I'm telling you, yes, he would do that" Sam now repeated his opinion, proving that he did still know what the argument was about.
"And I'm telling you that he's a good person so no, he wouldn't do that" Emily now repeated her argument.
"You guys do know I'm sitting right here, right?" Mace tried to get their attention.
"I know my boyfriend, babe. He definitely would" Sam totally ignored what Mace just said.
"And I know my best friend. Unlike you, he's a decent person" Emily defended her best friend. Not that he asked her to, but that wasn't the point.
"We've had discussion before and he never denied it. I guess that says enough" he said. Sam clearly wasn't about to give up any time soon.
"Maybe we should ask him then" they both looked at Mace "would you?" Emily asked.
This was not what Mace had expected when he said he was sitting right there. This was between the two of them, he didn't want to get involved in this. He usually liked arguing with them, but not about this.
"Would I do what?" he asked with an innocent smile as if he had no idea what the discussion was about.
Both Sam and Emily rolled their eyes at him. "Would you or would you not kick your nosey roommate out to have sex with me?" adding a wink for good measure.
Nope, he did not want to answer this question, so instead he just got up to get himself a drink. "Does anyone else want something?" he asked, being polite as he is, but also to change the subject.
"what about an answer?" was the first response he got.
He sighed and put his glass down. This is why he can't have those two in the same room together, something like this was always bound to happen. And in this situation, no matter what he says, it will always be the wrong thing.
"I'm not going to answer that question" was the only answer he could think of that wouldn't get him into an even bigger argument.
"That's a yes then" Sam smirked at Emily.
"No, that's not a yes. If it were a yes, he would've said yes" she threw Sam a dirty look.
"It's a yes"
"No, it's not"
"Yes, it is"
"No, it's not"
While the two friends were arguing again, Mace just stared at them. He couldn't believe they were actually going to spend this entire evening discussing whether he was more dirty or more friendly.
"what do you guys think about watching a movie?" he asked in an attempt to stop this argument before it became too serious. Not that it seemed to work though, usually they would both fight for his attention, but this time they'd rather keep arguing.
"Oh yes, it is, babe"
"No, it's not"
"yes. Yes, it is"
"I'm telling you it's not"
To be honest, Mace had no idea how to stop this. He had already started the movie, hoping that maybe that would distract them, but it didn't seem like that was working. Suddenly an idea had popped into his mind, it was a bit of a weird plan, but that might've just been what he needed in this situation. Without hesitating he walked over to his boyfriend and kissed him on the lips, interrupting him in the middle of his sentence. Then he moved over to his friend, sat behind her and cuddled her while resting his head on her shoulder. He looked at his boyfriend with his best puppy dog eyes, silently begging him to stop arguing.
"No more arguing tonight, okay?" Mace said giving his friend a quick kiss on her cheek "instead of fighting we should just cuddle on the couch and watch a Disney movie"
Sam and Emily looked at each other then rolled their eyes and said "Fine" almost synchronised. All three of them got up from the floor to sit on the couch that was barely big enough for all of them, to watch what was left of the movie. Emily wasn't surprised to see that after only 10 minutes the boys had fallen asleep in each other's arms, so she turned the TV off and decided to go to sleep as well.
"I won though" were the last words she said before fell asleep, cuddled up to her favourite person who would never kick her out to be dirty with his boyfriend.
