Authors Note: YAY! I've put up the 4th chapter of my story! And 'Little angel'better not tell who I fancy, otherwise she will be in a world of pain! Well, please R and R. Please no flamers.

Disclaimer: Do I have to write this up again? FINE! Like I said in the earlier chaps I DON'T OWN ANY COMPANYS OR CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I only own my own character Abigail/Taelea, which is me!

Chapter 4: Dancing, Head Injuries and lots of YAs!

When I woke up from my nap, I found myself on a metal floor, the deck of the Al Bhed ship, Tidus 2 meters away from me, still unconscious. I walked over to him to give him a wakeup call. "Wake up." I kicked him slightly in the back. "Wake up!" I tried kicking him harder. Tidus just groaned sleepily, turning over at the same time. Well, I guess it's time for plan 'Pain', but before I did it, I got my camcorder out to make sure that I didn't miss another priceless moment. "This is for all the people who hate Tidus and sorry Tidus fans." I had then kicked him in the weakest spot… you know, the one only men have. Tidus went berserk "AAAAAHHH! OW! OW! Oowww." When I looked at his face, his eyes were extremely wide, with tears of pain falling from his eyes. I just fell over, laughing my head off.

The Al Bhed eventually came on deck, Brother at the front of the group. Brother then started to do his comical charades. Tidus just stared at him confused and answered "Right, whatever."

Brother then says (in Al Bhed, duh!) "Can you not speak?" He then tried again, but this time with a pair of goggles.

Tidus getting angry at the fact that THEY don't understand that HE doesn't understand THEM and shouted "I don't understand!"

The Al Bhed now got angry saying "Insolence!" pointing their guns at us again, but Rikku to the rescue.

"Fyed!" she turned round to face us "He said that you can stay if you work."

"You understand us!" Tidus exclaimed, acting all surprised.

"Yeah, he'll work." I didn't want to have to fight the tros/squid fiend and all the annoying piranha.

"Both of you." Rikku said, sounding quite stern. I had to quickly think of an excuse to get out of work. Ping, idea.

"But I'm the master guardian, see, I have the sacred claws." All the Al Bhed gasped in astonishment at the news.

Rikku stared surprised at me "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. You don't have to work, just stay safe on the ship."

I smiled in relief "Thank you."

Rikku was about to leave the ship, but turned round and remembered something "Oh, almost forgot, here's your sphere grid." She handed a strange board with a few spheres on it, but I then noticed that she wasn't going to give me one.

"What about me?" I asked the Al Bhed girl.

Rikku just gave me a look of confusion "But you don't need one, you automatically get stronger when you gain experience and you already have your skills, they just need reawakening, you know."

Deciding that I didn't want to make Rikku sound like a liar or crazy, I just replied with "Righttt, whatever." Nodding my head as well.

Tidus and Rikku just smiled and waved goodbye before they dove into the sea. After a bit on the ship, left with nothing to do 'God, I'm bored, I think I'll listen to some tunes' After a good route and discovery of extra unknown items, I found my PSP. I looked through the tunes, 'Odd!' I now had all the tunes from FF7-X-2. I decided to just start off with … FFX tunes. As the boat was rocked from side to side by calm sea waves, I was sitting and relaxing, listening to tunes from FFX in event order, skipping some of the annoying ones. I then realized that the Al Bhed were starting to crowd around me. 'Of course (mentally hitting my head), machina, guess I can take my headphones out.' They were all shocked when music suddenly came out of the machina, but eventually got used to it and when I started to dance, they joined in. It was so funny; they danced really strangely, especially Brother. He danced like he did when he said "Dancing Yuna, I want to see." In FFX-2.

I had started to record again. "Welcome to the Al Bhed dancing competition. As you can see, it is a draw between Berrik and… wow the most unlikely, BROTHER! Who will win our judge, Needus, can decide."

Needus said "Pakeh!" (Begin). Brother and Berrik start dancing like mad men.

After what seemed like 5 minutes, it looked like they were finished "Well it seems the comp is over, now for the winner."

I asked "fru ec dra fehhan?" (Who is the winner?).

Needus replies with "Dra fehhan ec… BROTHER!" (The winner is… Brother.)

I started to talk more like a commentator "Unbelievable, Brother has won the comp! How on Earth… Spira, did he do it!"

After a time for celebrating Brothers victory, Tidus and Rikku finally come back from the sea. As the Al Bhed leaves to go inside the ship, Tidus tries to follow them, but fails.

"Looks like your not one of the VIP guests then." He just gave me an angry glare and lied down in a far away corner of the deck, to probably sulk.

Ten minutes had passed when the silence was interrupted by one of Tidus's famous moans "Hungry!" I started to lick at my gobstopper again, to torment Tidus. Tidus shouted angrily "Greedy!" I stuck my tongue out at this comment, although my tongue had turned a green colour from the gobstopper. The doors to the inner decks of the ship had opened, with Rikku coming out of them with two trays. She placed a tray in front of both of us. Tidus just stared hungrily at the tray "Right on!" giving a quick glance at Rikku and then returning to the tray, starting to fill his face with food.

Rikku then came over to me "Here, it's a special Al Bhed recipe." I looked at my tray of food, which looked like egg fried rice with meat coated in a mysterious red source. To not offend her, I tried a bit. 'Wow this is grea… AAAHH! Hot, hot, hot! Need water!'

My eyes were watering and flames came out of my mouth (well… not really) "Water!" Rikku handed me a canteen of water. 'Ahhh, water.'

"Too spicy?" she giggled. At this moment Tidus starts choking on his own food. I decided to slap him on his back to try and help.

"Cough… thanks… I think." Still trying to clear out the last of the food that had got stuck in his throat.

Me and Rikku both say simultaneously "It's cause you eat too fast." Rikku giggled and I just smiled back.

"So, what's your name?" Tidus finally decided to ask.

"Rikku." Answering back with a smile.

"You do understand!" Tidus started to act all really happy and started to dance.

After he had finished with his dance, Rikku asked another question "So, where do you come from?" Tidus just started to talk about him being from Zanarkand and how he was the star player, whilst trying to show that he played blitzball.

Rikku just stared all confused like "Did you hit your head or something?"

Tidus just factually replied with "You guys hit me, remember."

"Oh yeah. Do you remember anything before that?" Rikku asked, trying to find out the reason for the blitzers strange answer of being from Zanarkand.

Tidus then explains, boringly, all about Zanarkand and the attack from Sin. Rikku then tells him about Zanarkand being destroyed. She then goes on about how he will feel better after "the toxin" has worn off.

Rikku tapped Tidus on the shoulder and got his attention "Don't worry, I'll take you to Luca. Oh! Master Guardian! I forgot to ask what your name is."

"Taelea… what the!" I couldn't believe I had just done it again.

"What's wrong?" Rikku asked, concerned.

I looked over to her and told her the answer "I don't know why I keep calling myself Taelea when I'm called Abigail. It's just automatically coming out of my mouth!"

"It's just the…" But Rikku was then interrupted by the fact that the ship started to shake like mad. "SIN!" a random Al Bhed shouted "Underneath us!" The ship rocking did not agree with me 'Oh great, a wave machine, just what I needed when I've just eaten!' A huge wave hit the ship and me and Tidus were both knocked off board. Black out.

After what seemed like half an hour, I had a strange dream. I was in the middle of what seemed like a fighting ground… a war field. I had to duck and defend myself from people and… aeons, from attacking me. I was just running, heading for something, but then turned around and looked at the sky. A huge monster covered almost all of the sky; Sin. It was heading for somewhere and… I started to cry. Sin had almost reached its destination when… the dream… or nightmare ended.

Play Besaid theme, FFX

I woke up, noticing that I was floating in water. I looked around my surroundings and noticed what was playing in the back ground 'Besaid.' I had then noticed Tidus was still floating unconsciously "Yo! Wake up!" he didn't stir as I shouted this "Um… are you okay?" He suddenly came to life, splashing about in surprise.

"Wah! Where are we?" Before I could even answer his question though, a blitzball hit me and Tidus.

I had put up with quite a bit, but this really peeved me off "Right! Pay back!" Angry, I threw the ball in the air and kicked it at the attacker, hitting with a bulls eye! I looked back to see how Tidus was. He was unconscious… again "Uh, stop fooling around Tidus." No answer. "Cred!" (Al Bhed swear word, s). I dragged Tidus to the beach. "Wake up!" I shouted, as I shook him to try and wake him up. Still nothing.

A red headed man ran over to me "Whoa! This looks serious, ya! He needs mouth to mouth, ya!"

I spun round to face him "WHAT!" 'No! Not that! ANYTHING but that!'

"Hurry, ya!" the RH (red headed) man shouted, making me start to panic.

I started to feel sick, but had to calm myself down. I slowly took a big breathe in and moved towards Tidus's face 'I can't believe what I'm doing!' I was about to touch his lips when…

"AAAAAHHH! What are you doing!" I quickly stood up and moved away from him. 'Thank you God! Thank you for saving me from horrible nightmares!'

RH man, which I now noticed was Wakka, decided to do the prayer "Praise be to Yevon. I'm sorry about that, ya. I didn't know you were in the sea, so I didn't mean ta hit ya unconscious."

Tidus, still dazed and confused just replied with "Righttt… so where are we and who are you?"

Wakka put his hands on his hips "I'm Wakka, captain of the Besaid Aurochs and you brudda, are on Besaid Island. So, what about you two?"

"I'm Tidus." Using his thumb to point himself out.

"Taelea, I mean Abigail, ARGH!" I had done it, again!

Tidus tried to whisper in Wakka's ear "Don't mind her, she's just en evil looney."

But, he didn't whisper quiet enough "I heard that! Do you want another kick in your weak spot, but with a shoe that has a blade on the end?" Tidus ran and hid behind Wakka, fear all over his face. 'Hey! Is that… fear I can smell?'

Wakka, who looked a bit creaped out, eventually asked another question "Righttt… so where ya from?"

I started to answer first "Eart…" but didn't speak any further 'Hey! Why'd I stop?'

It's just the reawakening the mysterious voice had returned 'Right…Whatever!'

Tidus then took his turn to answer Wakka's question "I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes, so, Zanarkand!"

Wakka stared in shock at this answer "What? Either you are a heathen or ya got too close ta Sin."

I spoke up at this point, making sure Tidus didn't say anything stupid that would endanger our lives "Um, we'll go with no. 2."

Wakka did the prayer "Praise be to Yevon. You two are very lucky, being alive and…" Our stomachs interrupted Wakka with their growling; Tidus's being louder than mine.

Wakka gave a little chuckle "and it seems you two are hungry. Come, I'll take you to the village, you can eat there."

Me and Tidus followed Wakka until we reached the cliff area. Wakka was about to push Tidus off the cliff into the water, but I pushed Wakka in first. Tidus gave a thumbs up to me "Thanks!"

Wakka didn't seem too pleased when he came back up from the water "Hey! You can't do that!"

"Oh yes I can! Also, I can do this!" I had then pushed the unsuspecting Tidus off the cliff as well.

Tidus was now angry as well "Hey! I thanked you for saving me from Wakka!"

I rolled my eyes "I only saved you so that I could push both of you over the cliff!"

Both Tidus and Wakka swam off, fuming with anger at what just happened to them. I decided to dive in after them. But I had just remembered a flaw in my plan, AS I was falling 'Crap! Need to change out of samurai gear to be able to swim.' I changed out of the samurai gear using the dressphere again, changing into a swimsuit, just before I landed in the water 'Phew! That was close. Hey, where'd Tidus and Wakka go?' I just started to swim, hoping to catch up to them.

Suddenly, out of no where, the Jaws tune starts playing.

'Wait! Why's that tune playing?... Better swim faster.' The tune was speeding up as well, my heart rate climbing also 'Vilg! (Al Bhed swear word, F) Swim away! Swim away!' The tune came to its climax. Tidus and Wakka had grabbed me from behind.

Wakka and Tidus both shouted at the same time "Pay back time!"

I had to try asking "What're you going to do?"

"Oh, nothing…" a grin slowly appeared on Tidus's face "Except this!" He placed something in my hair.

"What, that all?" I asked, slightly confused at their tactics.

"Wait for it… NOW!" Tidus and Wakka had started to swim away, leaving me on my own.

I looked to see why they were swimming away and saw a huge, silver wall, moving towards me. "Wait, are those… Aahhh! The grenade carrying piranha!" I swam as fast as I could for my dear life, but barely escaped. Once I had gotten to land I checked what they had put in my hair. I found a strange, small ball. 'Wait! This looks like… fish bait!'

Well that was a close one! Do I (well, me in the story) have any revenge planned for Tidus and Wakka, you'll have to wait for the next chapter . Also, the next chapter will probably be longer and more informative on the whole master guardian issue. Well, cya!