"So Sheldon how are you feeling" Raj asked cautiously as he took his seat at the coffee table.
"How do I feel? How do I feel….Well Raj I'll have you know that I a man in the prime of my life, secure in my job, smarter and wiser than all other Homo Sapiens, and happily in a relation-" Sheldon looked around the table as they all stared at him with smirks
"I'm fine "
"Oh how the mighty have fallen wouldn't you say Leonard" Howard started. "I heard Amy has a new boyfriend courtesy of my beloved and SATISFIED wife. "
"Your wife would be satisfied with a circumcised circus midget." Sheldon retorted looking annoyed.
"I am a man of logic Howard I don't need the equivalent of a blow up doll to get the kicks out of my life."
"Ouch man, I'll let it slide this time seeing as you're emotionally distraught right now. "
Sheldon stopped midway to a spoonful of Thai and shook his head with a sneer.
"Amy and I were quite satisfied with the agreement that we once had, if she truly felt that she needed more it only makes sense that she moves on to someone else to meet those needs."
"Yeah, you know guys those Bow Chika Pow Pow "Howard sang humping the air from his seat.
Leonard smiled and chuckled. "Well who wouldn't with that guy."
"Why what does he look like, is he all dreamy with stars in his eyes the way Bernadette said." Raj cried out.
Leonard took out his phone and logged on to face book.
"Oh god really guys. He isn't even that good looking, I have no idea what Amy sees in that overly tan guy, he looks more like a grapefruit. "He took a moment and then gasped laughed.
"Holy Cow that guy is movie star handsome…" Raj started staring dreamily into the screen.
"I don't think I feel safe having Bernie anywhere near him." Howard laughed out.
Sheldon looked over at his friends all hovering near Leonard's phone. He could see the photo from here but even if he couldn't it was still engraved in his head, Amy standing there with her arms around his, her perfect smile and long brown hair pooling around her shoulders, curse his eidetic memory.
He knew he shouldn't be feeling this way logically there was nothing wrong with it.
"I mean can you imagine if she worked with him- I wonder how long he was hitting on her."
Sheldon fully turned his attention to the men of the group still huddled together laughing. He stood up took his coat and ran out of the apartment.
"Whats got his flash underwear in a twist." Howard laughed.
