Thistle is the final chapter, the story will finally be resolved. Enjoy!


"Hello Eddy, do you mind if I talk to you for a moment..."

"Uh, sure Jimmy..." Eddy answered.

"So Sarah's taking the fall for Double D's death?" Jimmy asked.

"I'm afraid so, I knew Sarah was a bit mean sometimes but to actually murder someone, I just don't know anymore..." Eddy stated.

"But how do you know for sure if it really was Sarah?" Jimmy asked.

"Look Jimmy, I'm sorry that this had to happen to your best friend but it's for the best." Eddy said trying to console Jimmy. He headed for his car, but Jimmy stopped him.

"But you forgot a few key facts. I'm sure you're well aware that Sarah loves Double D, but I seem to remember that the first time Sarah became infatuated with Double D, she was unnaturally kind towards him, and not in a way that would lead to violence towards him. When this happened again during our time in high school she protected him from anyone that might hurt him. It even got to the point where she would leave our other friends to go be near him. She did all of this just to make him happy... does that sound like a killer to you?" Jimmy ranted.

"Honestly, it makes her sound like a creepy stalker." Eddy joked.

"Funny! I hope you enjoy having those as your last words." Jimmy hissed.

"Wait, what?!" Eddy responded in surprise, suddenly, Jimmy pulled out a gun from pocket and shot Eddy in the chest. The ex-scammer didn't see it coming, he fell to the ground in a pool of blood. Jimmy ran into his car and sped off. Danny, Ed, and a few other officers ran outside to see what was the cause of the gunshot. Danny's skin went pale when he saw Eddy on the ground.

"Bro? Bro, speak to me! God Damn it!" Danny shouted, he turned to one of the officers "Get an blanc here! Ed, you're with me! We're getting the dirt bag who did this!"

Danny and Ed went into the former's police car and sped after Jimmy (who they saw driving away when they went outside). As they were driving, they passed by Kevin and Nazz, who saw Ed inside of the police car, Nazz decided to call Ed to see what the problem was.

"Dude, what's going on?"

"Eddy just got shot, me and Eddy's brother are trying to catch the guy who did it!" Ed answered.

"Oh my God! I'll tell the others! Maybe they can help!" Nazz said in shock.

"If you think it'll help... we're on Citrus Street right now!"


In a small diner in the neighborhood, Lee was taking a few orders, suddenly her boss called her.

"Hey Lee, you got a call from the hospital." Her boss said, Lee then began to feel nervous, why would the hospital be calling her?

"Hello?" She answered.

"Mrs. McGee... this is Doctor Ospina, I'm afraid your husband was shot in the chest by the police station. He's still alive, but he is in an unstable condition, we fear he may not make it."

"Can I go see him?" Lee asked.

"Of course." The doctor replied, Lee quickly hung up the phone and went over to her boss.

"I need to go to the hospital, quickly! It's an emergency!" Lee begged, her boss seemed to understand, letting her go.

It only took a few minutes for Lee to arrive at the hospital, she rushed to Eddy's room and then she broke down in tears at the sight of Eddy. He was unconscious and on life support, he was breathing, but just barely...


Meanwhile, all of the other neighborhood friends had found Danny and Ed, they were currently chasing Jimmy (though they still didn't know that it was Jimmy). They were leaving the city limits and heading over to the neighboring cities, Lemon Brook. Jimmy would have continued driving, but the road up ahead was currently under construction. Jimmy had no choice but to pull up to the nearest building, the Lemon Brook Gag Factory.

Jimmy got out of his car and shot at the others, breaking the windshield of Danny's car. The others followed suit, following Jimmy into the factory.

"Was that... Jimmy?!" Nazz said in shock.

"Boy Jimmy attempted to take the life of Former Scammed Ed-Boy? Has he gone crazy?!" Rolf shouted.

"You think you know a guy, huh Plank!" Jonny said to his friend.

"Alright, let's knock some sense into Fluffy!" Kevin said, clenching his fists.

"If you're coming with me, then you might need these." Danny said, he opened the trunk of his car and took out some tazers and pistols. From inside the factory, people were screaming and windows were breaking (the factory had been refurbished and reopened several years after THE movie). "Great, now it could be a hostage situation!" Danny groaned.

Danny, Ed, Rolf, Jonny and Kevin went into the factory, Jimmy didn't seem to be on the floor they were on, but many people were hiding from Jimmy.

"Baldy, you get these people out of here! As for the rest of you, come on!" Danny ordered, Jonny helped get all of the civilians out of the building while the other men continued upstairs.

"After about 20 minutes, they managed to get every innocent out of the factory. Jimmy had made it to the roof of the factory, there was no way out. The other men arrived on the roof as well.

"End of the read, asshole!" Danny shouted.

"You'll never take me!" Jimmy hissed back at them. Suddenly, a helicopter arrived and shone a light down on Jimmy.

"Dude, you're surrounded, just give up already!" Kevin said. Without warning, Jimmy shot at the men, hitting Rolf in his abdomen, Kevin and Ed in the leg, and Danny in the shoulder. Ed aimed his tazer at Jimmy and pulled the trigger, stunning him long enough for some of the officers to detain him...


Several weeks later, Eddy was still in the hospital, it was about 5 in the morning. Suddenly he began to stir in his bed, he had finally woken up. He saw Lee sleeping beside him, he woke her up, he had never seen her so happy in his while life.

About an hour later, everyone had gathered in Eddy's hospital room to explain exactly what happened to him.

"So Jimmy was the one that killed Double D?" Eddy asked.

"Yeah, he was jealous of all of the attention Sarah gave him so he just decided to take him out, and to cover his tracks he wanted Sarah to take the fall. It was his way of punishing her for liking him. When you left the station he tried to take you out for some reason." Danny explained.

"Probably for all of the shit I did to him when we were kids." Eddy noted.

"Heh, you're my brother alright. Anyway, we found out that he was going to try to leave the state until everything blew over. He was going to tell us that he needed to 'get away from all of the negativity'."

"That's stupid!" Eddy said.

"But that doesn't matter, he's locked up and he won't be getting getting out for a along time." Sarah said, a hint of sadness in her voice. "To think that my best friend would do something like this... and I thought I could trust him."

"I'm sorry Sarah..." Eddy tried to console her.

"Don't be, Jimmy did a bad thing and he deserves what he got." She said.


Nine months later...

"It's a boy!"

May was in a hospital bed, a doctor had just handed her a newborn baby. Ed was right by her side, he looked proud.

"May, I think I know what I want to name him." Ed said.

"Go ahead, Pookie." May answered, Ed held his son in his arms.

"Son, I'm naming you Eddward, after your uncle..." Ed said, smiling at his son.


And that's the end, I hope you've enjoyed it!