Yay! Update! Starring: the Hoboken Animals! As always, enjoy!
[Disclaimer: I do not own the Penguins of Madagascar nor anything related to the show. I only own the plotlines.]
1.Iceland Puffin
"We've got readings in Sector C, Skipper," reported Kowalski.
Skipper glanced up, confused. "Sector C is our snow cone storage." He shrugged. "Well, come on, men. Let's get moving."
The four arrived at the sector to see the door blown open. Skipper walked in. "What the–" he paused. "Hans?"
The puffin looked up, beak covered in purple-colored ice. "Um, I can explain…."
Skipper raised a brow. "Really?"
"Yes. You see, I was trying my flipper at being an Iceland puffin."
Skipper tied the villain's flippers. "Nice try, Hans, but choose someone else's sugary delight to eat next time, kay?"
2. Take That!
"Ah! Guys, you've got to help me!" Clemson hid behind the penguins.
"Clemson?" exclaimed Skipper. "What in the name of General Shingin's sword are you doing here?"
"I was running away from him!" Clemson pointed at Savio, slithering towards them.
The snake hissed. "Come back here, you food-freer!"
At that moment, Julien walked by. Seeing his almost kingdom-taker, the lemur immediately jumped on the floe, kicking the other lemur into the snake's path. "Hah! You'll never to be stealing my kingdom again!"
Skipper face-flippered. "Nice work, Ringtail!" he mumbled. "Now we have to go rescue him!"
Julien blinked. "You're welcome?"
3. Bad Habits
"No! You cannot do that!" argued Hans. "I'm tired of cleaning after you!"
Rhonda huffed. "Well, it's not my fault I'm staying at your habitat until mine is fixed. Nor is it my fault that my cover during my mission to infiltrate the penguins' HQ became a habit!"
"It's a bad habit! Get rid of it!"
"Haven't you ever heard the saying bad habits die hard?"
Skipper looked away from the screen. "Not bad, Kowalski. Installing cameras in Hoboken to check on our enemies was brilliant!"
Kowalski grinned smugly. "Well, I do have my moments."
"Yeah. Just not very often."
4. The Snake and the Squirrel
"Fred! Please come down from there!" pleaded Private. "Or something bad is going to happen."
"Oh, for goodness's sake," mumbled Skipper. "Just tell him he's going to get eaten by Savio!"
"I can't!" Private whispered. "I'm afraid it will startle him, and then he's going to fall to his death!"
Kowalski resisted the urge to slap him. "Private, open your eyes! He's having tea with Savio."
Private pouted. "I know, right? How come he never invited me to have tea?"
Both of the older penguins face-flippered. "Private, just tell him the truth!"
"But what if—"
"Rico will catch him!"
5. Flame Rekindled
"Lulu's back!" informed Rico, sliding the periscope back to place.
Kowalski tilted his head. "Lulu? Phil's old simian flame?"
Private looked up. "You never told me what that meant, by the way."
Kowalski fidgeted. "I'll tell you when you're older."
Private shrugged. "Okay, then. So in a week?"
"Uh," Kowalski hesitated. "Why not?"
Skipper rolled his eyes, pulling the periscope back down before widening his eyes. "Wow. I guess even long distance relationships do work."
"What do you mean?" asked his lieutenant.
Skipper turned the periscope to him. "See for yourself. I think the flame between those two just rekindled."
6. How Did We….?
"Skipper?" asked Private, hanging upside down. "How did we end up here again?"
The penguin commando frowned, in the same situation. "I think one of our enemies have finally caught us….."
Surprisingly, the lemurs jumped out. "We were to be doing that!" said Julien happily. "And you didn't even see us!"
Unfortunately, the door was kicked open right then, revealing Hans. "Well, looks like my work's cut out for me."
Skipper glared at Julien. "Now, you see what happens when you interrupt us?"
"It would have been happening anyway!"
Skipper swung side-to-side. "But we would still have two men free!"
7. I'm Not Even Gonna Ask
"I'm going to go check on the Hobokeners," informed Skipper. "I still don't trust them."
Private sighed. "But Skipper, they're going to be here for the rest of the week!"
"Which is why I need to keep an extra eye on them." The penguin left the conversation on that note.
Skipper waddled to Savio's habitat, pausing to make sure the air vents were sealed. He pushed open the doors and froze, staring at the sight in front of him: Savio stuck halfway through the feeding vent with Rhonda pulling on him. Skipper shook his head. "I'm not even gonna ask."
8. America
"I am to be demanding an explanation for this!" yelled Julien angrily.
Clemson rolled his eyes, looking at the other villains. "He's been going on for hours! Can I duct tape him now?"
The puffin pouted. "I wish you could, but unfortunately, none of us brought any duct tape with us."
Julien gasped. "What? You are wanting me to not talk? I was to be thinking we had the freedom of speech! I thought this was France!"
"America!" corrected the other animals exasperatedly.
Skipper looked back at the Hobokeners. "Please, just duct tape or gag him before I go mad!"
9. This Is Safe?
Skipper eyed the villains distrustfully. "I'm warning you again. Don't even think of double-crossing us!"
Hans rolled his eyes. "We wouldn't dream of it, Skipper."
Clemson nodded. "Yeah. Now are we getting out of here or what?"
Private looked at the twenty-story high drop. "Are you sure this is safe, Skipper?"
The penguin nodded, handing him a clothes hanger. "Yes, now go!" He pushed Private off.
Clemson took a spot next to him. "Tsk. Tsk. You should be softer on the kid."
"Uh huh," added Hans. "Who knows how his feelings are affected!"
Skipper growled at them. "Stop criticizing me!"
10. Never!
"Kowalski, I seem to recall saying that I was never doing this. Care to inform me why I'm going against my word?" asked Skipper sarcastically.
"It's for the good of Manhattan!"
The four were currently having a picnic at the harbor with none other than Hans. Hans grinned. "Isn't this just the best?"
"Speak for yourself," mumbled Skipper, the same moment Private nodded.
"Oh, yes," agreed Private. "This certainly beats fighting. Plus, these pastries are delicious! What'd you put in them?"
Skipper buried his head in his flippers as the two began talking about their cooking recipes and secret ingredients.
As always, I take requests [no slash, though.].
Little trivia for you (first one to answer correctly gets a shout out and a virtual cookie!):
Who said this and in what episode?
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Robots? Those things slap like real animals!"
