"DUNANANANANANANANANANNAANANANNANAANANANA! YO ALL YOU COOL SWANKEY CATS AND DOGS I'M BACK AGAIN AND MORE FRISKY THAN EVER!" Grand Kai screams while playing his brand new guitar that he got for X-mas complete with ultra sound loud speakers that as the box, which it came in, said 'BLAST YOUR MUSIC TO THE FULLEST!' Mortified people screamed in horror as they re- read the label over and over wondering if this was hell. No this was hell complete with a free action figure Grand Kai who, as the box says 'Blares out music within a three second period.'

"Everyone wants to play with my action figure!" Grand Kai said admiring the doll, "I'm just so talented! I even got my own doll!" One man who appears out of nowhere shouts, 'NO! You just got your own line of dolls because the owners couldn't take the MUSIC!' Grand Kai ignored that comment and continued to play his music!

Another person shouts, 'IS THERE NO END TO THIS MADNESS?!' authors (meaning us) reply, "NO!" Person gives off a look, which seems to say, 'You Bastard How Could You!'

"Now all you swankers out there I know why you're all here," Grand Kai says in a convincing tone. People looked relieved at the thought that this horror might be ending early.

"Your all here because," Grand Kai starts out calmly, "YOU WANT TO BUY MY NEW ACTION FIGURES!" He starts throwing some into the seemingly dead crowd. They had passed out when he said Action Figures. One who manages to get up yells, 'WHAT ABOUT THE CHIBI SURPREME KAI STORY?!'

"Oh yeah and that too," Grand Kai says plainly, "Well I guess I better get this here story ON!" He strums his guitar making others ponder this simple question 'WHY THE HELL IS THAT THING NOT BROKEN YET?!'

"Oh yes and while I tell this classic story," Grand Kai says smiling happily, "I'll have my Chibi Grand Kai's play the background music!" All the little Grand Kai action figures line up on the stage behind Grand Kai in a straight line and start playing the song while singing 'FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN! THE NURSES ALL GATHERED ROUND! THEY GAZED AT THE WIDE WONDER THE JOY THEY HAD FOUND! THE HEAD NURSE SPOKE UP! SAID 'LEAVE THESE CHIBIS ALONE' SHE COULD TELL BY OUR WAYS! THAT WE WERE BAD TO THE BONE! BUHBUHBUH BAD! BAD TO THE BONE!' They continue singing this song as the people scream and attempt to step on them only to find then to be quicker in paste and they continued to sing.

"Well now that we have the background music to go along with the persona of our main character we can continue where we last left off…" Grand Kai states.

Chibi Grand Kais': BAD TO THE BOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!

After the 'hour long' as Shin put it, introduction, Shin found that Megami was to going to the same convention as he. Though what ticked him off was that he had to carry her there for she claimed to be 'too weak from the encounter' to fly there herself. 'Lazy cow' though Shin as he grumbled the whole way there.

"SO!" Megami said out of the blue interrupting Shin's thoughts, "Why are you going to the convention?"

"I have no clue!" Shin stated bluntly, "I just got invited, I'm only going for the food though."

"I'm going because my papa's going to be there!" Megami said ignoring Shin's food comment.

"Big deal," Shin said, "What's so important about this convention anyways?"

"Don't ask me!" Megami said, "All I know is that it's between the elder kais!"

"Elders?" Shin said snorting with laughter, "What are they a bunch of old geezers?"

Megami stared wide-eyed at Shin and gawked. "YOU should have respect for your elders!" She snapped.

"Why?" Shin said blinking, "Oh I get it! Just cuz there old and fat they get to be treated like kings! Maybe if I turn old and fat I'll get some respect around here."

"OH MY DEAR KAI!" Megami said shocked, "HOW DID YOUR PARENTS RAISE YOU?! IN A BARN!?"

"I wish," stated Shin sighing, "At least then I'd have some pets to tortu- err I MEAN PLAY WITH! Besides my parents belong to the sea now."

"Oh they died at sea?" Megami said eyes showing sympathy.

"HECK NO!" Shin said, "I just say that cuz I have no clue what happen to them and as far as I'm concerned they belong to the sea."

Megami fell down and came back up with a huge sweat drop on her forehead. "Poor thing," Megami said patting Shin on the back, "You're a bastard."

"HEY!" Shin said offensively, "BACK OFF WITH THE NAME-CALLIN' that's my job!"

"No you took it wrong," Megami said but Shin's gaze told her it was hopeless to explain, "Never mind, no wonders your so dumb! Who's been raising you? An ant farm?'

"No!" Shin said, "Worse! My suppose to be Sensei Kibito, the horror I mean what man is PINK! PINK! I TELL YOU! PINK!"

Megami blinked a few times, "um…whatever…" she muttered. Only a few minutes later she shot up and shouted, "HEY I SEE IT!" She seemed quiet happy.

"See what?" Shin asked, "DO YOU SEE MY OLD DOG SKIP?! HERE BOY!"

"You had a dog?" Megami asked staring.

"No," Shin answered, "I use to." A wicked grin spread over his features.

"I don't want to know the rest," Megami said feeling sorry for the poor dog, "Well anyways were at the Convention!"

"Oh," Shin said looking disappointed, "That's it?"

"Aren't you happy?" Megami asked.

"No!" Shin said, "I thought you had spotted Ice Cream or a fire or a house with fuel surrounding it waiting to catch on fire! I mean I have a lighter for Kai's sake!"

"YOU WICKED BOY!" Megami said hitting him over the head, "HAVE YOU NO SHAME!"

"You sound like an old fart bag," Shin said smirking.

"AND YOU HAVE NO IDEAL HOW TO TREAT A LADY!" Megami added.

"Lady?" Shin asked looking around, "I don't see no lady all I see is a crybaby."

"YOU!" Megami shouted whacking him over and over, "LEARN SOME RESPECT!"

"NEVER!" Shin screamed dropping her onto the porch of the building. "Guess what?"

"What?" she asked fuming with rage.

"We're here," Shin said grinning at the huge building in front of him.