Wolverine18: (Wearing Godfather getup and talking like Godfather.) Morning.
Goldenstar: Whats with the Godfather getup? And who's the cat?
Wolverine18: To answer Question 1, as the Godfather would say, nonna ya business! 2, she's our temporary co-host, Browningleaf. She, like the both of us, has a degree in warrior torture, but specializes in torturing Hollyleaf.
Browningleaf: (Grins evilly)
Goldenstar: I'm hungry
Browningleaf: Too bad! We got lives to ruin! Lets go, lazy bums!
Wolverine18: (Gets into elevator with his two co-hosts. Whispers to Goldenstar. ) Who put mouse bile in her fresh kill?
Goldenstar: (Stifles a laugh. You know the drill. Ramp. Comfy chairs. Siren. Gather at ramp.)
Wolverine18: (With Browningleaf on his lap) I trust.....
Browningleaf: (Waving paw dismissively.) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Just dare Hollyleaf already so I can watch her squirm!
Wolverine18: Bossy. Hollyleaf, get up here.
Hollyleaf: (Pads up. Lights dim. Spotlight activate.)
Wolverine18: Whats with those pictures of Scourge under your bed?
Hollyleaf: (Blushes) Well...... its sorta embarrassing. That and kits and apprentices are listening.
Wolverine18: Whisper it in my ear. (leans down.)
Hollyleaf: (Whispers)
Wolverine18: (Looks sick. Pukes in bucket.) Thats sick! Its a good thing I didn't touch it! (Whispers in Goldenstar's ear.)
Goldenstar: (Gets sick)
Browningleaf: (Smiles evilly)
Browningleaf: Okay, next is also for you, Hollyleaf. (Snickers evilly) Bring in Scourge! ( Scourge pads up. Shoves him and Hollyleaf into a room. And... well.... they do.... yeah......)
Firestar: (Has heart attack)
Mercenary with defibrillator: Clear! (Zap)
Scourge and Hollyleaf: (Come out panting.)
Goldenstar: Okay, last one is for Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: (Pads up. Lights dim. Cue spotlight. Hire someone else to do your stupid cue cards, idiot!)
Heatherpaw: (Pads up)
Goldenstar: Kill her in the most random way.
Lionblaze: (pokes her repeatedly)
Heatherpaw: (Explodes)
Lionblaze: (Doing Darth Vader impression) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Browningleaf: She'll be fine, big baby!
Wolverine18: Thats it for now. It has been decided Browningleaf will stay with us for the time being. Bye peoples. (Rides random elevator with other 2)
