Day Four
Aang and Katara were sitting, rather bored, in their house that was now missing a wall.
"I'm bored."
"Me, too. I never thought I'd miss my brother being a jerk so much!"
"I miss looking at Toph's butt."
Katara gasped and whipped out a Water Whip and stood threateningly over Aang.
"Wait, I take it back! CRAAAAAAAAAAP!"
Pong, living across the street, looked up from his scroll. That sounded like…screaming?
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Cupcake and Muffin stood over a very interesting scene. Toph and Sokka were still asleep, but tied up. To save Doughnut because she's incredibly stupid, Cupcake and Muffin had tied her to a chair as well.
Unfortuantely, they hadn't muzzled her.
"I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN HAS COME! DA DUM DUM! I CAN SEE ALL OBSTALCES IN MY WAY!"
The shock woke up Toph and Sokka.
"How much longer does this go on?" Sokka groaned.
" – sniff – tommorrow's the last day," Doughnut said.
"Um, why are you tied up?" Toph had to ask.
"We're protecting her," Cupcake answered.
"From what?" Sokka asked.
"Cookie," the three girls said in unison.
"What's she gonna do?"
"Appearantly, she and someone named John want to rape me. I don't know why, I'm repulsive!" Doughnut said cheerfully.
"What's wrong with rape? I've been to a rape! It was fun!" Sokka annoucned.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" everyone screamed.
"Yeah," Sokka said, oblivious to the fact everyone looked like they were going to throw up. "There was a lot of booze, drugs, and dancing! And cactus juice! Sweet, sweet, cactus juice! We had a great time!"
"That's a RAVE, you moron!" Toph growled.
"Ohhh, so that's why that girl slapped me when I invited her to a rape!"
" …" was everyone's reaction.
"Let's just move onto the list," Muffin groaned.
Doughnut: - still tied up in chair - #31 – Since Toph is blind, appearances don't matter! That's a very good thing in a relationship!
Toph: Sure, keep reminding me that I'm blind, it doesn't hurt my feelings, or anything like that!
Doughnut: Good!
Muffin: Doughnut, lift your head.
Doughnut: - lifts head –
Muffin: Her pupils aren't dilated, she's clean.
Doughnut: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not on drugs!
Muffin: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Doughnut: That's my catchphrase!
Cupcake: #32 – Toph is still pretty, even if appearances don't matter!
Toph: Thanks!
Sokka: You know you keep contradicting yourself?
Muffin: #33 – Sokka needs all the fighting help he can get. Toph helps him!
Sokka: … I hate you.
Muffin: You'll thank us later, young man!
Doughnut: #34 – Toph hides her feelings with sarcasm.
Toph: …
Cupcake: #35 – Toph hides her feelings with violence, too!
Sokka: …
Muffin: #36 – Sokka hides his feelings with sarcasm.
Sokka: That's basically the same thing.
Muffin: So?
Doughnut: - still tied to chair - #37 – Hey, that has a seven in it! I love sevens!
Muffin: - slaps Doughnut across the face –
Doughnut: … Ow. #37 – Toph hits Sokka a lot. And we already established that Toph hides her feelings with sarcasm and violence.
Toph: You know, just for the record, I can hear everything you're saying!
Doughnut: That's the point!
Toph: …
Cupcake: #38 – Pain Equals Love. Sokka causes Toph pain when he forgets she's blind and says offensive things, and Toph causes Sokka physical pain!
Toph: …
Sokka: …
Muffin: #39 – Sokka never hits Toph back.
Toph: Once again, contradicting! If pain equals love, shouldn't he hit me back?
Muffin: We said he causes emotional pain for you.
Doughnut: #40 – Toph and Sokka were along when Aang and Katara went to the printers! Oh!
