Anthro RWBY AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if one day some characters woke up with additionally features that they didn't have before? The first sign of this…is…a very loud and pissed off teacher. AU OOC and the idea came from a pic on Deviantart by Jakeusso.)
It was breakfast time at Beacon and everyone except Glynda Goodwitch was eating in the cafeteria and everyone was in a good mood laughing and all…until…
"OZPIN WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?" There was a roar of anger and disbelief as the doors slammed open. In came a positively furious Glynda Goodwitch wearing a dress instead of her normal attire…the reason why she was wearing a dress was very obvious thanks to the ears and large fluffy fox like tail coming out from behind her and whipping sharply in the air.
"Glynda what happened?" Ozpin asked standing up startled at the sight of his deputy storming towards him with murder written on her face.
"That's what I want to know! I know I'm half Faunus but I've never had the ears and tail to show it! Now what the hell did you spike my tea with last night that I suddenly grew the extra appendages!?" Glynda demanded glaring as she stormed towards him, the students moving the hell out of her way. They did not want to get in the way of a pissed off fully trained telekinetic huntress…Ozpin didn't blame them in the slightest. He knew what a pissed off Glynda Goodwitch could do…and he did not want to be on the receiving end.
"I assure you that I did not slip anything into your drink Glynda. It was the same green tea you always drink when we are talking about the new teams. Perhaps you came into your majority on your Faunus side and it showed? You did just turn 21 this morning." Ozpin offered weakly as he backed away from the irate woman. Many of the students were surprised, the sternest teacher in the school…and she wasn't much older than they were. In an instant two boots collided with Ozpin's head, knocking him onto his ass.
"Leave my age out of this!" Glynda growled at him, her boots leaving two shoe marks on her bosses face.
"…I don't get why she's angry. She looks cute with the tail and ears." The youngest student to ever attend Beacon, Ruby Rose, commented confused in the dead silence. There was a heartbeat of silence while everyone stared at the girl who looked honestly confused…before Yang busted out laughing which set off the rest of the cafeteria while Glynda gaped at the pale skinned girl. No one had ever called her cute before. It simply was not done!
"I think that's why she's angry sis. She's not very intimidating with a fluffy tail and fox ears." Yang said grinning as she walked over and scratched Glynda behind the ears to prove her point. Everyone stopped for a minute when Glynda purred before realizing what she was doing.
"Did you just purr?" Yang asked grinning wider and causing Glynda to glare at her.
"I did not!" Glynda denied vehemently.
"I could have sworn you just purred when I scratched you right about… here." Yang said grinning as she scratched behind Glynda's large fluffy looking ears again, causing the woman to purr…until she sent Yang flying through the ceiling with an uppercut.
"Wow I've never seen someone turn so red before." Ruby commented, not even worried about her sister, as she stared at Glynda in amusement.
"I don't get paid enough to deal with this. I'm going back to my room and back to bed. If I wake up with these attachments again and someone even thinks of trying what Miss Xio Long did I'll make what I did to her seem like a mercy!" Glynda said glaring at the other students, although the effect was slightly ruined by her twitching ears and tails. At that point Yang came crashing back down through the ceiling and landing on top of Glynda. There was a heartbeat where the two blonds looked like they were kissing before Yang got off of her teacher and laughed.
"That was fun! I could see the dorm rooms from up there! You gotta try that again! I wanna know if I can see Signal from up there!" Yang said laughing and bouncing around eagerly.
"You…just got punched through the ceiling and came crashing back down…and you wanna do that again?" Cardin asked staring at the girl in disbelief and causing Yang to laugh.
"Hell yeah! My semblance isn't fire. It's the ability to take damage and turn the energy into more of my strength. Besides it's not the first time that's happened. Sis punched me through some roofs more than a few times." Yang said causing everyone to look at Ruby who blushed slightly.
"You can't blame me for punching you sis! You startled me!" Ruby pouted at her sister who grinned at her.
"I know. Miss Goodwitch hits nearly as hard as you do…I wonder how far I could see if you punched me into the air baby sis." Yang said smirking and causing Ruby to snarl. In a flurry of petals she was standing in front of the taller girl, slamming her through the ceiling with an uppercut.
"DON'T CALL ME A BABY DAMITT!" Ruby shouted after her sister as everyone gaped at the tiny tiny girl.
"W-What?" Ruby asked noticing everyone's looks and scuffing her feet against the floor as she looked at them shyly.
"What kind of weapon do you have to make you that strong?" Velvet asked gaping at the small girl who brightened up.
"Oh. If you wanted to see Crescent Rose you should have just said so." Ruby said pulling her scythe out and spinning it so that it all clicked into place…many jaws dropped as Glynda stood up and looked at the full length of the scythe. That monster of a weapon was taller than she was! It had seemed smaller the last time she saw it…but then again she had been in the middle of a fight.
"Damn…It looks like it weighs almost as much as my tote bag." Coco said staring wide eyed at the girl who gave them a sheepish smile.
"How often does your sister try to use it?" Glynda asked in morbid curiosity as she stared at the large scythe wide eyed.
"She only tried once. After she threw her shoulder out trying to pick her up, she never tried to borrow Crescent Rose again." Ruby said innocently, causing many to gape. Yang was pure strength…and even she couldn't pick up that thing!? Glynda looked back and forth between Ruby, the scythe, and the hole where Yang had flew out of a few minutes ago repeatedly. Yang still hadn't come down yet. No…wait…there she was.
"That was awesome sis! I saw Patch from how high you sent me!" Yang said getting up and laughing her ass off again. Many snorted in amusement or agreement with Glynda's next faintly said words while Yang laughed harder and Ruby was confused.
"Remind me to never let you hug me. I like breathing."
