Last time in Danny's Mansion; Sam had succeeded in capturing the first ghost while the boys didn't. Danny was distracted by a toy pirate robot while Tucker ran in terror of the sight of the Box Ghost and was rejected by Desiree the wishing ghost. With these three as the heroes, you can't help but wonder how they are going to capture all of the ghosts.

How will the trio succeed in capturing the ghosts? Will they find the cause of all of this? Will Tucker prove to his friends that he isn't a cowardly, screaming, girly boy? Will Danny be distracted by another toy? Will Sam be forced to eat a cheeseburger? Who would be stupid enough to force a cheeseburger down her throat?

Let's find out.

Barely two hours had passed and the trio only had one ghost to show for their efforts. Well, Sam's efforts since Danny let himself get distracted and Tucker spent most of the time running away in terror. At the moment, Sam led her boyfriend and their cowardly friend into another room.

The room they entered looked like someone's personal study. There were books stacked in shelves that lined the walls. A desk that was facing a large window with paper, pens, and what appeared to be a laptop in the center of it. An office chair was in front of the desk and was facing away from the teens. Nothing seemed strange to the three teens as they glanced at the room.

"Looks like a normal room to me," commented Danny.

"Y-y-y-yeah, nothing scary here," agreed Tucker.

"No, something isn't right about this room," said Sam as she slowly moved towards the desk. "There's someone in this room with us," she added.

Suddenly, the chair turned around and a ghost appeared sitting on it. The ghost was a male with a purple coat, glasses, gray looking skin, dark hair, green eyes, gray scarf, and a crooked looking beard.

"Who dares disturb the Ghost Writer, the greatest writer in the world!?" yelled the Ghost Writer as he glared at the teens.

Tucker let out another scream as he cowered behind Danny; Sam got her Specter Sucker ready, while Danny was caught off guard by something.

'That dude has the stupidest beard I have ever seen,' thought Danny as he moved to stand beside his girlfriend.

The Ghost Writer looked the three over as if he was judging them before letting out a laugh. Sam did not take this well as she glared at the ghost.

"What's so funny!?" yelled Sam.

The ghost didn't answer as he continued to laugh. To him, these three were not important, so he turned back to his work.

Not liking how she was being ignored, Sam prepared to suck the Ghost Writer up in her Specter Sucker. As she was about to attack, the Ghost Writer began continued to type on his laptop.

"As the dark haired girl approached the dashingly handsome man from behind, she stepped onto the trap door in front of her," said the Writer.

Sam didn't understand what the ghost was talking about, but as she took a step forward she fell into the trap door that suddenly appeared. Sam let out a scream as she fell into the darkness much to Danny's shock and rage, and Tucker's fear.

"SAM!" yelled Danny as he tried to find her in the hole.

"As the blue eyed boy screamed out his friend's name, the Darky was flung out of the room leaving his friend alone with the hero," said the Ghost Writer.

After he finished that sentence, Tucker was flung out of the room leaving Danny with the Ghost Writer. Danny looked up at the Ghost Writer and was very angry with this ghost.

"What did you just call my best friend?" growled Danny.

"Oh did I strike a nerve?" taunted the Ghost Writer as he turned to look at Danny. "You know, you remind me of someone that I met quite some time ago," he added.

Danny didn't say anything as he continued to glare at the Ghost Writer. This ghost had just sent his girlfriend into a trap door leading to who knows where, and referred to Tucker as a Darky. If there were two things Danny didn't like, it is racial comments about his best friend and more importantly, his girlfriend put in any type of danger.

"What did you call my best friend?" Danny asked again as he walked up to the Ghost Writer.

"A Darky," answered the Ghost Writer with a smirk.

"That's what I thought," said Danny as he punched the ghost.

However, the Ghost Writer turned intangible and gave out a laugh.

"Did you forget that I'm a ghost?" taunted the Ghost Writer.

"I didn't," replied Danny as he started typing on the Ghost Writer's laptop.

"What the?" started the Ghost Writer as he turned solid. "How?" he asked.

"You're called the Ghost Writer right?" replied Danny as he continued to type. "Your laptop seems to be the source of your so called power if you ask me," he continued.

The Ghost Writer suddenly was flung towards the book shelves on the west wall. He slammed into one of the shelves face first as he screamed in shock. Danny continued to type as the Ghost Writer was repeatedly slammed into the book shelf.

"As the foolish ghost continued to scream in pain, he was suddenly shoved head first into the ceiling light socket," said Danny as he continued to type.

Ghost Writer screamed as his head was forced into the socket. He tried to pull his head out, but he couldn't budge. What the ghost didn't know was that Danny typed a new sentence that would fill the ghost's entire being with fear.

"He tried to pull free, but in his struggle the light switch turned on causing his entire body to light up as several hundred volts of electricity fried his face," said Danny as he finished that sentence.

The Ghost Writer screamed in agony as the amount of electricity that should not even being in the mansion flowed through his body in a very painful manner.

"This event would continue to several minutes as the true hero watched for his own amusement," said Danny as he finished the sentence, but he changed the word minutes to hours.

True to form, the Ghost Writer suffered for quite some time while Danny decided to take a look at the books. Danny opened on of the books and started to read it, for about two minutes before closing it. He placed it back on the shelf and grabbed another before putting it back after reading one page.

"What kind of garbage is this?" asked Danny as he placed another book back in the shelf. "This guy's books are nothing but plagiarized junk," he added. "Greatest writer my butt," he finished as he went back to the laptop. "As the Ghost Writer continued to suffer for his actions, the young blue eyed teen used his foe's computer to return his gothic girlfriend and his best, though cowardly friend back into this room," he stated as he typed the sentence.

Danny turned around and saw Sam and Tucker suddenly appear before him. Sam looked around briefly before she looked at Danny.

"Danny!" Sam let out a slight cheer as she jumped into her boyfriend's waiting arms.

Danny wrapped his arms around Sam's slim waist as he kissed her. He was happy to see that she was fine. Danny would have asked Sam if she was fine, but he knew that she didn't really like being asked questions like that. The two finally separated and smiled at each other. Danny looked at Tucker before he and Sam approached their dark skinned friend.

"How are you feeling Tucker?" asked Danny.

"I'm scared, but otherwise fine," Tucker answered truthfully.

"Uh Danny," started Sam. "Where's the ghost?" she asked.

Danny didn't say anything but he did point upwards. Sam and Tucker looked up to see the Ghost Writer's body move in ways that look like he was either dancing or spazzing out. The trio laughed at the Ghost Writer's misfortune.

"Serves him right for calling me that," commented Tucker.

"What did he call you?" asked Sam.

Danny leaned in to whisper into Sam's ear. Sam's eyes widened in surprise before narrowing in anger after hearing what her boyfriend just told her.

"Why that miserable good for nothing…" started Sam as she began to say things that didn't seem appropriate for a K+ rated story.

As Sam continued her rant, Danny typed on the laptop which caused the Ghost Writer to be sucked into Danny's Specter Sucker.

"The end," said Danny as he finished typing.

Sam and Tucker looked at what Danny was doing as he broke the laptop. They were a little surprised that Danny would do something like that. Actually Sam was surprised, Tucker screamed in horror when Danny destroyed the laptop.

"Danny how could you!?" cried out Tucker as he scrambled to and tried to repair the laptop. "It's okay young one, the big mean Danny didn't mean to break you," he said to the broken piece that was used to fling him out of the room.

"Tucker, that ghost used that laptop to hurt you and Sam," said Danny.

"Doesn't mean that it was evil," argued Tucker. "No piece of beautiful technology could ever be evil," he continued.

"So the machines from the Terminator movies, the Matrix movies, and Bender from Futurama are the exceptions to the rule," argued Danny.

"Of course, those are just a few badly programed robots," countered Tucker.

"So two movie franchises depicting humans being either slaughtered or enslaved by technology is because of bad programing?" questioned Sam.

"Yes," answered Tucker.

"Try explaining this group of robots then," started Danny. "The Decepticons," he finished.

"They're aliens," said Tucker.

"But they are robots," said Sam.

"Yeah," agreed Tucker.

"They are beings of technology," said Danny.

"Yeah," agreed Tucker.

"And they come to Earth to steal our energy supplies so that they could continue their inter-galactic conquest over the known universe and slaughter of all organic life," said Sam.

"Well uh…" started Tucker.

"And you, Tucker Leslie Foley, are an organic life form," said Danny.

Tucker couldn't get a word out due to Danny and Sam teaming up on him.

"Okay now, let's get back to ghost hunting," said Danny as he picked up his Specter Sucker. "These ghosts aren't going to hunt themselves," he continued as he opened the door for his friends. "After you," he said.

"Such a gentleman," joked Sam as she exited the room.

The next hour Danny, Sam and Tucker spent looking through rooms together rather than separately. They did come across quite a few ghosts while in the rooms, but they were mostly ghost animals or strange ghost creatures that couldn't possibly have existed in life. Danny and Sam had a field day catching those ghosts while Tucker tried to hide. However Tucker did find a key when he was hiding in a closet.

After the ghosts were captured, Danny, Sam, and Tucker returned to the main entrance. Tucker held onto the key as if it was his lifeline, which given how much he wanted to leave it probably was. When he saw the front door, Tucker made a run for the stairs and was going to use it on the door. As he reached for the door, a big ghost bear appeared before him and roared right at Tucker's face.

Danny and Sam ran down the stairs as their friend let out a high pitched scream of terror. The bear saw the two and flew up to the ceiling so that they couldn't reach it. The bear watched its two attackers attempt to use their weapons but they were too far for their vacuums to work.

"Darn it, that bear is too far up!" complained Sam as she began to think of a new way to catch the ghost.

"Really I haven't noticed," remarked Danny.

"Don't get snarky with me Danny," argued Sam. "That's my thing," she added as she ran up the stairs to try and get a better angle to catch the ghost.

Danny rolled his eyes briefly as he ran down the stairs to check on Tucker.

The bear saw Danny head down the stairs and was about to attack him, but it was hit in the back of its head. It turned around to see Sam holding a lamp and was prepared to throw it. Danny saw what his girlfriend was about to do.

"Sam, don't throw the lamp!" yelled Danny.

Sadly, Sam threw the lamp and the ghost bear turned intangible allowing the lamp to phase through it and shatter on contact with the floor. Danny smacked his forehead with his palm at his girlfriend's lack of tactic. Suddenly, Danny had thought of something that just might save them from the bear.

"Tucker, do you still have your PDA with you?" Danny asked his cowering friends.

"Y-y-y-y-yeah," stuttered Tucker.

"Does it have any app that involves extremely bright flashes?" asked Danny.

"Only the camera app," answered Tucker.

"Good, because we're going to need it," said Danny.

"Okay, just don't break it," said Tucker. "I still have five more payments on it," he added as he looked for the function on his PDA.

Danny was next to him while keeping an eye on Sam, who was suddenly wrestling the ghost bear, and apparently looked like she was winning. Tucker also stopped for a moment to see this.

"Dude that is just too freaky," said Tucker.

"But it's also hot," commented Danny.

"Seriously?" replied Tucker.

"Blame my dad's side of the family," retorted Danny. "Apparently Fenton men are Amazon chasers," he added.

"But Sam's not an Amazon," commented Tucker.

"Will you two stop gawking and help me!" yelled Sam as she attempted to pile drive the ghost bear into the floor.

"Give us a second Sam!" yelled Danny as he turned his attention back to Tucker. "Anytime now Tucker," he said to his techno-nerd friend.

"I'm almost got it set dude," said Tucker as he looked at some pictures of Paulina in a bikini.

Danny saw the pictures and snatched the PDA from his friend's hand.

"Hey!" yelled Tucker.

"My girlfriend is fighting off a ghost bear and you're wasting time looking at pictures of Paulina!" yelled Danny as he found the camera app. "Unbelievable," he muttered as he prepared to use it on the bear.

Up on the stairs, Sam was on the back of the ghost bear. She was holding onto the bear's neck as if she was trying to choke it.

'Normally I would be against this, but I'm not that fond of anyone or anything trying my Danny,' thought Sam as she tried to choke the life out of the ghost bear, which is kind of hard to do since the bear is already dead.

The bear continued to struggle as it tried to get Sam of its back. However the Goth girl held on firmly, refusing to let go of the ghost. While this was happening, Danny ran up the stairs and prepared to use the PDA's camera function. When he reached the top of the stairs, the bear finally knocked Sam off its back. The bear turned around and prepared to attack the Goth girl.

"Hold it right there Yogi!" yelled Danny.

The bear turned to face Danny, who held the PDA in front of him. The bear growled before lunging at Danny.

"Danny!" screamed Sam in fear of her boyfriend putting himself in danger.

"Virginia!" screamed Tucker in horror as the bear's claw was inches away from his PDA.

Luckily Danny dodged the bear's attack by moving to his right causing him to sidestep the bear.

"Bear-ly scratched me," joked Danny as he turned to face the bear.

Sam looked at Danny as if he was insane for taunting the ghost bear. She watched as the bear tried to attack again, but Danny used the PDA's camera function to flash a bright light into its eyes. The bear reared back in shock allowing Danny time to use the Specter Sucker X200 to suck the ghost bear into the vacuum.

"Guess he lost his bearings?" commented Danny.

"Danny," called out Sam as she walked up to her boyfriend.

"Yeah Sam," replied Danny.

"Were you trying to get yourself killed?" asked Sam in a low tone.

"Paws-ibly," joked Danny.

"Enough with the bear puns Danny," ordered Sam with a very stern glare on her face.

"Yes dear," whimpered Danny.

Before anyone can say anything else, there was a strange ringing sound coming from Tucker's PDA. Danny and Sam looked at it for a moment wondering how it doubled as a phone. The name Oltergeist was flashing on the screen, which confused Danny and Sam even more. Danny clicked on one of the buttons and held the PDA close to his face.

"Hello," said Danny.

"Danny, I see you and your friends are still in one piece," said the professor. "I need you three to return to my lab for a moment. I have something that should be able to help you find the ghosts," he told them before hanging up on them.

"He does know that we're trapped in here right?" questioned Sam.

Before Danny could answer, the chandelier started to glow and engulfed the teens in a flash of light. The next thing they knew, Danny, Sam, and Tucker were standing right in front of the professor. The three teens looked at each other in confusion as to what had happened.

"Where did we just go?" asked Danny.

Author's note: Well that ends this chapter, sorry it took a while. My finals in my college classes are coming up so I had to focus on those. Well, try to focus on them to be honest. The bear puns used were mostly from earlschibiangel with slight changes to work with Danny fighting the ghost bear. The references to established shows and movies belong to their respective owners.