Player Scout has joined the game
Scout was back home. The next step of the mission awaited him: secure the camera. Scout slipped into his mother's….room. He super stealth crawled under the bed like in that one movie where they crawl. It was pretty cool.
When scout found the camera, he was surprised to see how much dust had collected on it. He didn't really care though. Who does care is a mystery. He figured he'd play back the tape before he gave it to the spies.
What he saw mildly shocked him. There was his mom doing nude taekwondo full contact with Spy. RED Spy. He must have wanted to commemorate the moment on film. Cool for him.
Scout walked out and readjusted his wiener. It was getting a little saggy. Before he could leave the server, his mom made pancakes. They were fun, because some were filled with rusty nails. You had to eat the ones that were safe to ingest. Scout was pretty good at it, since his mom had been playing this game with him for the 23 years he had been alive (trolololololololofaux).
Player Scout has left the game (disconnect by user)
Scout decided to join a minecraft trade server, because minecraft has to be everywhere, and if you don't like it then you are a nazi fascist who eats children. It has a superb game engine and is perfectly priced. Just kidding, it sucks ass!
Scout was looking for keys. He was one of those people who thinks that opening crates is a lucrative business. It isn't. You get Strange Charge and Targes and Dead Ringers. Which are pointless.
He traded away his strange FAN for a key. He traded it to the enemy soldier. He probably wanted to dress up like an anime tomodachi scout for an anime convention. Sounds like Soldier.
He had a crate. He put the key in the lock (hahahahahhaaahhaahahhasex) and turned it. It made a creaky noise and finally opened. Another wiener hat. Scout had two wieners.
This fact resonated with Scout. He now had two times the wiener power. He liked the power. And he will paint it lime green. Because YOLO. Scout would be sooooooo cool. Like, Kool aid man cool.
Scout had some serious #swagyolobbq now, and he was ready to crush on a pub. Then he'd find Spy. Maybe he'd adopt an African child. Maybe he would just bang on the drum all day. With so much wiener, anything was possible. He could be a football playing king in space. He could be a nurse. He could be Waldo. Let's face it, with two wieners, Scout is the new Barbie. He could be a new addition to the X Men. Maybe he'd join the Teenage Mutant Turtles. He was the most interesting Scout in the world.
Then Spy uncloaked behind him.
