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December 2012

Oh Christmas Tree:

Well, as we all know Christmas was a well deserved treat after the "apocolypse." All of us demigods were sure happy with what we got! Jake the elf made a special appearance to all of us sporting some very fashionable tights for the kiddies. It was all a very festive event indeed.

What did you guys get?

Christmas Survey with our "Reliable Source":

Travis, our HBT reporter, decided to venture out to interview our "reliable source", the giver of all of our juicy info, of all his holiday cheers!

Q: do you believe in Santa?

A: Yes, don't u? Joking, I don't! Lol

Q: what's your favorite Christmas carol?

A: Red

Q: can you name all of Santa's reindeer?

A: yes there is Taecyeon, Wooyoung, Junho, Junsu, Nickhun, Changsung

Q: are you an elf? Do you know any elfs?

A: yes

Q: do you like mistletoe?

A: ill meet you there...

Q: do you eat snow?

A: kind of because it is cold and I like it because I like snow angels

Q: ever made a gingerbread house?

A: cookies look like Christmas Trees

Q: are you giving us presents for Christmas?

A: Well, maybe...

Q: what is the best present you ever got?

A: When my aunt Lynnie got my a pair of socks with ducks on them and a my little pony tee shirt. Oh! And a rotten banana

Q: do you own a nutcracker?

A: oh yes, I own a pretty pink one

Q: do you know all the lyrics to "The First Noel"?

A: maybe if you wrote them...

Q: what did your true love give you on the first day of Christmas?

A: clothes, candy, and an iPod

We Survived!

We're making it to 2013 guys! The apocolypse proved false, just like all the other ones. Nothing happened to us and we're all alive! So that's good. I have to admit some of us though, were already preparing for the zombie apocolypse (The Stolls of course). The lot of us however knew that there was no possible way the world could end in 2012 because House of Hades doesn't come out until 2013!

Little People Alert!

One after one our chat members have been created quite young adorable OCs! These little demigods add a splash of youth to our drama, and are absolutely hilarious! We should have thought of this idea earlier, because having these little toddlers around definitely makes everything different. But putting them down for a nap? Completely different story.

Grab a Tissue?

A lot of demigods must have allergies, because almost all of us have been getting sick over the holidays. When will this end? What will come of all of this? Will somebody die?! Okay, maybe no one will die, but there will be a lot of tissues flying around, that's for sure

Gwen's Couple Mixer, by I am Gwen daughter of Arcus:

Quite recently, a couples mixer was created. So many singular people were submitted, the manager, Gwen, was very overwhelmed. Over 70 demigods submitted, and myself, Gwen, was quite literally plowed over.

Now, let's hear about some of the couples, shall we?

One couple, Tristan Gambri, an unclaimed demigod and Analia Veymon, a daughter of Thalassa were paired together. Later, Brooke, daughter of Demeter gave Tristan a possessed teddy bear that is now harassing the young couple to get together with comments like, 'Are you two gonna kiss or what?' and 'Don't make me push you two in that closet.' When questioned, the bear admitted his name was Teddy and he was only doing what his boss, Brooke, asked. Will these young teen agers get together? What will this bear do next? Do we need Octavian?

Our second couple, Adelaide "Addie" Bent, daughter of Adonis, and Sean Damion, son of Hermes, were also paired together. Addie, a young girl of 15 who suffers from androphobia, the fear of boys, promtly ran away when introduced to the young Sean. Sean, a quiet boy, seemingly perfect for the Sean was left, deserted and very confused. Will Addie get over her fear? Will Sean find another girl? Will Saddie ride off into the sunset on a Quadricorn while a garden gnome lets Elmo shaped balloons go? Aphrodite only knows.

Our third couple, XD and DX, are overused faces. Here is a short story about XD, DX, XD/DX, three pigs and a wolf.

Once upon a time three pigs built three houses. The first pig, built his house out of XD's. This made the house to funny, and all the wolf had to do was giggle once and it fell down. Then the wolf ate the pig. XD The second pig built his house out of DX's. This made his house too sad, and the wolf cried on it, causeing it to collapse. Then the wolf ate the pig. DX The third pig created his house out of both XD's and DX's. This made the house strong, and the wolf could not penetrate it. Then the PIG ate the WOLF. XD/DX Will XD and DX get together, forming XD/DX? Will the wolf come back to life? If the wolf comes back to life, will he ship XD and DX?

Our fourth couple, John Williams, son of Elpis, and Jessie Raymond, daughter of Hecate, were also paired together. John, the overprotective older brother of Lucy Williams, resents any boys getting close to his sister. Will he turn into a hypocrite if he falls in lurve with Jessie? Will he become... DIFFERENT? Will Jessie be able to deal with his overprotective nature, or will red eagles peck his liver out for eternety as poor Prometheus had?

Our last couple, Melody George, daughter of Nyx and Lion, son of Athena (I have been told his name is pronounced LEE-UN, not LYE-UN...). This couple is intresting, because Melody is a nice, polite, quiet girl, and Lion is the local player. Who has Lion played you ask? Well, the list is much too long, but some of the more famous ones are Danni "Lyric" Ryans, daughter of Atlas, Twin sister to Calypso, Olive Richardson, daughter of Hecate, a blue dolphin named Orca, a candy cane named Amanda, and a Dragon named Nartha. Will Melody be the one to stop this horrible chain? Will Amanda come back to haunt Lion? Could Bob the green monkey fall in love with the Nartha?

And now the recipe for Brooke's famous gingerbread cookies!

Ingredients:

1. Wab of gum.

2. 4 toenail clippings.

3. Medusas head.

4. A hair of the amazing Perseus Jackson.

5. 7 tears from Aphrodite.

Directions:

Throw all the ingredients in a bucket of sand. Spit into it and mix it up. Then, Sneeze into it with all your might. Make sure it's nice and moist. Take your favorite oc's and make them poor 3 gallons of salt into the batter. (EACH) Let it it cook in the microwave for 10 seconds. Then cut out the shapes you want. And finally let it bake for you to enjoy!

Now, because it is the end of the year I thought I'd commemorate the Top Ten Forum Moments Of 2012:

1) Getting to 3rd most forum posts in the Percy Jackson section

2) Pardy Hardy

3) Mark Of Athena

4) Truth or Dare

5) Leo's Advise Column

6) Piper, Travis, and Charlie's "reliable source"

7) FanFiction Olympics

8) Jason Moving

9) Jack and Storm's Wedding

And finally...

10) THE BIRTH OF THE FORUM!


Guys, Gwen wants you guys to know that:

"I, Gwen, would like to note that I was forced to write this against my will, with a death threat by Piper, she said she would trample me to death with her army of squirrels and her four ninjas, Bob, Billy, Billy-Bob, and Bob-Billy, If I did not "Write awesomeness".

LIES! I AM INNOCENT! *le hides ninja army* BOB! GO BEHIND THE TREE!

So yeah...MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i just wanted to tell you guys that you are seriously freaking awesome! I have so many reviews! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! *virtual hug*

Okay, now, the winner of last issues question is...*dramatic pause* EVERYBODY! Congrats! You guys are so smart!

This issues question is:

What are the lyrics to the first Noel? (First verse only)

Even I don't know this one! Good Luck! the prize is...My OCs hand in marriage!

Anyway, see you all NEXT YEAR!

-IamPiperdaughterofAphrodite