hi everyone! UGH I AM SO MAD! did you notice the tardis's model # in the last chapter? well i asked my brother for a number because i couldnt think of one. he gave me that one. it turns out it spells "FART" on phone buttons! ugh! i would go back and change it but i had so much fun writing that chapter i dont want to ruin it for myself. so just imagine its some other number when you read that chapter, ok? thx! ^^ also this chapter is kind of short and i felt bad about that, so i kept writing and guess what you get a double chapter this week! :D i'll upload the 5th chapter in a few hours or so. until then enjoy henna who chapter 4!
chapter four: strange changes
over the next several days, my body changed more and more. my breasts got bigger and all hairy and my hips got wider. i didnt know what was happening to me and was too scared to tell the doctor.
finally, i started wondering if i might finally be pregnant. so i took one of the test sticks out of our bathroom cubard and peed all over it. i waited and waited as it processed my dna. i almost wet my pants in anticipation.
then,,, there it was.
a plus.
OMG! I WAS FINALLY PREGNANT! i could see myself and the doctor strolling our bundle of joy throughout the park, going on trips in the new tardis, and teaching the baby how to defend himself herself from aliens. IT WAS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
just then... i heard the doctors voice from outside the room.
"yew knoeuw, maeybea uym not reday foh a chuyld..."
"of hock!"
"heannah ees that yew?" the doctor asked
"ummmm" i said, nervous. what should i do?! "no its amy"
"ouh okaey amey cood yew come owt of theah daddy neads tew blead his wankah"
"just a moment" i said in my most amylike voice. i grabbed a red towel from the cubard and put it on my head and ran out of the bathroom. "OK DAD GO AHEAD!"
when the doctor was inside the bathroom, i rubbed my forehead. bleeding wanker... could that be why i was pregnant? i ran to the new tardis library to read about timelord baby making.
in the library i forgot why i was there but i could hear the doctor peeing through the wall and rmeembered. i found a book in the biology section titled "timelord reprocudtion and you" and sat down to read it. what i read terrified me: timelord man juice fish are IN THE BLOODSTREAM.
"oh my gosh that explains everything!" i said and closed the book. its confusing being married to an alien you know. i stopped reading just before i could finish reading a part that said, "humans should not make babies with timelords because it could result in a..."
"wait that looks important" i said and tried to reopen it, but suddenly milk squirted out of my breasts and it was hot and humid in the library from the swimming pool and the milk congealed and shut the book permanently!
"OH NO!" i said "ITS GETTING WORSE! THESE THINGS ARE PRACTICALLY FULL!" i ran to the kitchen to empty my breasts into the milk carton because we were running low anyway,
i started to think about my baby, but also what the doctor said in our room. what if he really wasnt ready for a baby? what would i do? it was at this point i really could have used some advice from my moms.
my moms were named aurora and hyacinth. they loved me very much but i hardly ever saw mama H, she was alsways working. even though mama A used to be kind and caring she became fat and wrinkly and lazy and just watched tv all day in her underwear and bra because mama H was always working because we had no money. then it turned out we had no money because mama H spent all her paychecks on breast implant surgeries. mama A was pissed after finding out and all of mama Hs coworkers found out and called her hyasynthetic behind her back. my moms were always fighting and i was being neglected more than ever. so i ran away with the doctor.
now, though, i really needed them.
at dinner rory actually cooked for us like a big boy and made mac n cheese. we clapped for him because we were so proud. but i had trouble clapping because my now double d breasts were in the way.
"honey" i said, "do you think we could visit my moms sometime soon?"
"of cowrse muy luff" said the doctor enjoying his dinner. "wuy? dew yew mees them?"
"uh yes thats exactly why" i said sweating.
"but didn't you say you were happy to get out of that house mom?" asked amy.
"NO I DID NOT FINISH YOUR FOOD!" i snapped because of hormones. my breats suddenly started growing again and were straining against my shirt.
"mom youve been kind of on edge lately?" rory asked.
"yees, and yewr breasts louk biggah," the doctor said.
"whatever could you mean" i said sweatily, then my breasts suddenly burst out of my shirt all bouncy and hairy.
"HEANAH!" the doctor cried "YEW'RE PRAGNANT!"
"yes! yes i am!" i cried too. "and i heard you saying you weren't ready for a baby!"
"i was jast brayenstoormeeng," the doctor said "thees ees wunderfol! whuy deedent yew tell mea?"
"uh because i heard you say you weren't ready for a baby and also i wasnt sure i was pregnant for a while"
"yees... but i was"
everyone at the table gasped in surprise. "how?!" we all asked.
"becawse, muy teesticuls suddenlay stahted grewing seence we had seax, and thuy becayme bawld"
"oh honey, im so sorry i didn't tell you!" i said.
"eets okaey" said the doctor "yew can maeke eet up tew mea... EEN THA KEETCHEN!"
the doctor launched himself across the table and ripped the rest of my clothes off. he then ripped his own clothes off and, holy moly, he wasnt kidding, his testies were the size of grapefruits. he picked me up in his strong arms.
"downt wayt tew feenash yew're dinnah, keeds!" he said to amy and rory, before running into the kitchen where we made love in the fridge to try cold sex and because there was some spoiled food in the fridge we had to clear out anyway. i was so happy we were strong enough to face this... together.
END OF CHAPTER 4~
