A/N: I'm checking the obituaries to see if I've died yet. See my name there? There it is. I died from 'NaruSaku muse is dead disease." The symptoms of this disease include:

-The entrance of Yaoi into my life
-The entrance of Bleach and IchiRuki into my life
-The entrance of ItaSasu in particular into my life
-ShikaTema and ItaSasu taking over my brain as my OTPs
-The re-entrance of MirSan and InuYasha back into my life

But luckily, with the help of my two BIFFS Iku and Cookie, and the fact that I've had two weeks off, I have been cured, and am back with another chapter!

But seriously, I'm so sorry for not updating. Hopefully, this chapter will contain enough funny, to make up for the long wait.

BY THE WAY…Jiraiya is not dead in this AU.
RIP JIRAIYA!

Summary:Uzumaki Naruto, Rokudaime Hokage, has overcome countless hardships, faced many Akatsuki members, and even dealt with the Kyuubi almost killing him. But will he be able to handle a baby[NaruSaku[First fic, go easy please D:

Disclaimer: I own…Baby Uzumaki, Hatake Ichigo, Matsumoto Asuka, Inoue Ken and Hyuuga Hayate.

Month 4: The Ultrasound of DOOM!


"This is unbelievable. Kakashi-sensei, I don't want to baby-sit your stupid genin team today. I've got more important things to do." I exclaimed angrily.

"Really, Naruto. It's a great way to get out of paperwork…" Kakashi said, grinning slyly at me.

"Sure, sure. I don't particularly care about that. But…Sakura's got her first official visit to Tsunade-baachan today, and I kind of need to be there." I said, scratching my head.

"Come on, Naruto. How long can watching a few kids mowing a lawn take? Anko needs me for something today anyway. Something relating to Ichigo, I'm not particularly sure. Anyway, thanks for covering for me! You should get going, 'cause they've been expecting me for a bit." Kakashi said, laughing then disappearing into thin air.

"Damnit, KAKASHI-SENSEI! GET BACK HERE! I order you to get back here! I outrank you, remember?! KAKASHI! HATAKE KAKASHI!" I shouted, but it didn't help. The copy-nin was long gone, leaving me there alone, officially in charge of his team. Sighing, there was nothing else I could do. I just hoped they had an easy enough mission so that I could get to Sakura. I mean I had to. I was her husband for God's sake.

"Hm…what are they doing, anyway?" I asked myself, and looked at the mission sheet. They were mowing a couple of lawns, which was a D-Rank mission.

'Eh, this can't take too long. I mean, they're mowing freaking lawns. I'll do this, andget to Sakura on time. This'll be easy, dattebayo!' I thought happily as I left the Hokage tower, satisfied and happy


At some bridge in Konoha…you know…the one where Team 7 used to wait for Kakashi…

"Damnit. Where's that damn sensei of ours, Inoue? I want to start training, and I want to start now!" Matsumoto Asuka asked angrily.

"Easy, easy Asuka-chan. You know how sensei is. He's always late." Inoue Ken said, shrugging. He was a carefree boy, and was indifferent to Kakashi.

Hyuuga Hayate nodded wordlessly, white eyes scanning the area for their missing sensei.

"Yeah, sure. Always late. I need to train! I need to go on missions! I need to get stronger!" Asuka shouted at her teammate. Ken fired back a retort, which only angered Asuka further. The two began to fight, while Hayate tried to stop the two, but failed.

"Hey guys. So this is Kakashi-sensei's team." I said, interrupting the two morons fighting.

"You're not Kakashi-sensei! Who are you, and what have you done with our sensei?" Asuka asked angrily.

I threw her a dirty look, and then turned to look at Ken and Hayate.

"Hokage-sama. You're our sensei today?" the poor boy asked quietly. I nodded back at him. So this was Kakashi-sensei's new genin team. Two ordinary children and a Hyuuga.

"Yep, I'm your sensei. Also, I suggest you don't get your hopes up, 'cause today we're mowing lawns." I said, looking at the sheet that Kakashi-sensei gave me.

"WHAT? MOWING LAWNS? ARE YOU KIDDING?" Asuka asked angrily, she charged at me. Ken had to hold her back to keep her from ripping me apart.

"Jesus, Asuka! He's the Hokage! You can't rip him apart!" Hayate wailed quietly, waving his hands in an attempt to stop.

"Psh…fine. Let's mow those damn lawns…" Asuka hissed, stomping away from the bridge. Ken and Hayate followed suit, and I brought up the rear, laughing to myself.


At the house whose lawn the team is mowing…

"So, Hokage-sensei…you're having a baby?" Inoue Ken asked me, eyes wide. He stopped mowing his section of the lawn, and leaned against the mower.

I nodded vigorously. "Yes I am. And today, I'm supposed to go to see the doctor about the baby as well. I just…don't…know…when." I swore.

"Wait…Hokage-sensei. You're actually having a baby? How can that be possible?" Hyuuga Hayate asked, confused.

"Well…I'm pretty sure you should know how by now, Hayate-san. I mean, your parents have given you the talk, right?" I asked him.

"Hayate, you moron! Hokage-sensei's not pregnant; his wife,Sakura-sanis the one having the baby!" Matsumoto Asuka shouted at him, punching him on the forehead.

"Wait…Hayate; you thought Hokage-sensei was pregnant with a baby? He's just going to be a father. Wow, you're such a loser." Ken snorted, voicing my exact thoughts. Well, except for the loser part.

Hayate hung his head in shame, and returned to his mowing.

"Come on, guys. He was confused. Give him a break and apologize to him too." I scolded, and Asuka and Ken muttered their apologies. Hayate forgave them, and all was right.

We then spent the next few hours talking, and slowly mowing that lawn. Time flew by, and none of us noticed…Later that day…

"Wow, it's getting kinda late, Hokage-sensei. I think you missed your appointment with your wife about your baby." Ken said, looking at the clock in my office as we waited for Kakashi to return.

"Nonsense! It's only…FIVE O'CLOCK!" I shouted, staring at the same clock.

Asuka laughed "You completely forgot about your appointment, didn't you, Sensei?"

"YES, I DID! Oh God, Sakura-chan's going to kill me!" I shouted, and ran out of the building and straight back to my house. That's probably where she was, anyway. I mean, where else would she be?The Hokage Complex…

"Hello…Sakura-chan…you home?" I asked, calling into the dark house. No response came.

"Guess not…" I muttered, turning on the lights. In front of me, was a note. It read:

Naruto,
I'm at Sai and Ino's house for dinner. Shikamaru, Temari, Chouji and his fiancée are there as well.. I'm not going to tell you about the baby because you neglected to join me at my first ultrasound, therefore you missed Tsunade-shishou tell all the information. I can't believe you didn't come! What in the hell could you have possibly been doing that made you forget about this? We've had it planned for a while now, and you should have been here. By the way…you're fucking dead.

All my love,
Sakura-chan

"Shit…I'm so screwed." I moaned, setting the note down and putting my face in my palms.

"Well…I need to go explain myself, and blame Kakashi-sensei for this. To Ino and Sai's house, AWAY!" I grinned, racing out of my house and to Ino and Sai's. This was gonna be great.Ino and Sai's house…

"That sounds absolutely wonderful, Sakura-chan! Are you excited for the upcoming months?" Ino asked as the three couples plus Sakura sat down for dinner.

"Well…not exactly. Especially if Naruto's going to skip out on these important meetings with the doctor regarding our baby's health…" She muttered biting into her meat. Ino sighed, and the meal was silent for a while.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"I'll get it." Sai said, pushing his chair in, and going to get the door.

"Whoever it is, it better be good. I just sat down for…hey dickless. You're wife is pretty pissed at you, you know." Sai greeted me with a wave.

"Shut the hell up, Sai. It's all Kakashi-sensei's fault." I muttered.

"Really now. It's Kakashi's fault that you bailed on your first ultrasound?" Sai asked me, raising his eyebrows.

"Yep. I had to babysit his genin team while he was probably out nailing his wife." I hissed.

"WHO'S AT THE DOOR, SAI-KUN?" Ino shouted.

"Oh, it's just Dickless McDitcher-Pants. Nobody special." Sai responded. I promptly punched him in the face.

"WHO?" Sakura called, confused.

"Your husband." Sai replied, on the floor.

"Oh. Well then…" Sakura said, pushing in her chair and getting up.

"Well…it's time for you to explain yourself, Uzumaki Naruto." I froze as avery, very angry Uzumaki Sakura came marching on over to look me in the eye.

"Look. Let me tell you the whole story." I said, laughing nervously.

"It better be damn good." She hissed at me.

"You see…" I began.

"Kakashi-sensei barged into my office, asking me to babysit his genin team while he did something with Anko. Now with Kakashi-sensei being Kakashi-sensei, he was probably having sex with her. But he said he was doing something with his son. It's probably bullcrap. His son is really cute. I actually saw him not too long ago. He looks like a mini-Kakashi now. But that's not the point. So I was well aware that we had this meeting today, but he left before I could say anything. All we were doing was mowing lawns, and I was thinking 'How long can that take?' but I was SO wrong. We ended up spending the whole day there because Inoue Ken, Hyuuga Hayate and Matsumoto Asuka, the kids on his team, kept on asking me these random questions, and the time just flew by. Also, I didn't even have the time with me. None of this would have happened if Kakashi hadn't bothered me, so it's totally his fault." I finished, pouting.

Sakura raised an eyebrow at me. "It's not all Kakashi-sensei's fault, you know. It's your fault for being stupid, forgetful, and plain old troublesome. You missed a lot, anyway. It was so great, I heard its heartbeat…And I wished that you were there to hear it with me…" Sakura said sadly.

"Oh…oh God, I didn't know…oh Sakura-chan…I'm so sorry…" I murmured, taking her into a hug. "I won't do it again. I swear. You and the baby are my number one priorities. On the day of our next meeting with baa-chan, if Kakashi-sensei bothers me again, I'll shoot him with a machine gun." I vowed, hugging her tightly.

"That's wonderful, Naruto…but what's a machine gun?" Sakura asked me, confused.

"Exactly." I beamed, kissing her quickly. "Now, let's eat. I'm starving."

"So am I…but…I'm not in the mood for meat. I'm seriously craving…lasagna. And trust me, Naruto. I still haven't forgotten. Consider this as your…punishment for bailing on me, Dickless McDitcher-Pants" She said, looking at me slyly. I swear I heard Shikamaru and Temari burst out into laughter back by the table.

Shit. She knows how much I hate lasagna.


A/N: It's DONE! Yeah, so you learned about two other pairings I support in there. It's ShikaTema and KakaAnko. You already knew about SaiIno, and if not…well I also like SaiIno! So I hope you kids who are not fans of the couples I listed above, but still NaruSaku fans still stick with me! Because I'm that cool, and that paranoid.

By the way...I'm totally new with the whole 'Proper times to get a checkup.' But I have to assume that 4 months is the time when the mother gets her first true ultrasound, right? If not, feel free to tell me. And by the way...this is AU in the sense that ultrasounds exist.

Thanks to Sarie-chan for beta'ing!

Next chapter: Ramen Battle! Naruto vs. Sakura

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