(A\N I'm baaack! Did anyone miss me? *Crickets chirping* Anyone? *Crickets still chirping* Ok then. On with the show!)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I just might have to put disclaimer in the summary.

Famous quotes by my brothers "Ma! I done ooping!" (O.O)

(CloudTail's POV )

Just a little more glue aaaannnd, Ta-Da! "I'm clenching my booty. In a long meeting, when I'm in traffic, on our first date." (Look up 'clenching my booty' on youtube...) Suddenly FireStar came in riding a toilet. His toilet stopped when he saw his den, covered in Zebra wallpaper and zebra carpet and zebra lamp. Basically everything was zebra-print. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" FireStar screeched.

(Somewhere in the amazon)

A ape looked up from his bannana and asked to his companion "Did you hear that?" To which his friend replied "You're going bannanas."

(Back in FireStar's Den Of Doom. Officially)

My uncle FireStar was in the fetal position crying his eyes out. "Zebras... Everywhere... So. Many. Zebras. Hahahahaha!" You gotta ask yourself couple of questions, Does CloudTail feel guilty? Uh, no. Is he ready to run for his life? **** yeah! "Who did this? Why are they torturing me?"

*FireStar's nightmare*

I was grooming myself when my housefolk came in. "Rusty, guess what. We bought a zebra!" Suddenly a striped beast came in, looked at me and bit off my head! :(

*end nightmare* Back to cloudtail.

I finally stopped laughing hard enough to whip out my tablet from my fur pocket.

Fluffywuffy has sighned on. (cloudtail)
HearNoEvil has signed on. (dovewing)
imma_purdy_tom98 has signed on. (purdy)
ImmaBeStripes has signed on. (graystripe)
IoftheTiger has signed on. (Tigerheart)

Fluffywuffy: FireStar got a hold of JayFeather's catnip... XD

imma_purdy_tom98: h0utwr does dies this wurk?"

HearNoEvil: I heard FireStar screeching, now mah ears r bleeding! X0

IofTheTiger: Hi dovey wovey! 3

Mystery Guest: I know where you live Fluffywuffy...

Everyone: 0_0 !

ImmaBeStripes: I'm sexy and I know it! What? 2 early?

Everyone has officialy signed off...

(OneStar's POV )

I walked to my mini-fridge in mah den. "You've got a message. You've got a message." Without warning mah computer started yelling at me for no reason, causing me to choke on my kitty-cola. (A\N Coke-cola.) "Why are you yelling at me?! What did I do wrong?!" I asked the talking device. "Oh, I got a message. Why didn't you say so you stupid computer?" I opened the message. CoolBreeze: YO! You have got to check out this video of FireStar! And under the message was a link. I clicked the link. "AAAAAAAHHHHH! Zebras! I want mah mummy! *Sobbing uncontrolably* Please!" This made me double-over laughing. "Ummm... OneStar, Are you alright?" Ashfoot asked. I sat up trying to catch my breath. "Ahem. Yes, I'm just fine. Now leave me." Double checking to make sure she was gone (she was. she was chatting with sandstorm about She-Cats Night Out.) I opened my comput-ar and found a chat room.

MrMacho456_098 has signed on. (onestar)
Fluffywuffy has signed on.
Coolbreeze has signed on. (breezepelt)
GingyDaTalkingCat0_0 has signed on. (Sandstorm)

MrMacho456_098: I'll never look FireStar da same way again! (^.^)

GingyDaTalkingCat0_0: I laughed in his face... 0_0

Coolbreeze: SOS! Mah mom is giving me a bath! AAAAHHHH!

Fluffywuffy: I feel soooo guilty about posting dat... NOT! XD

NightyWighty has signed on. (NightCloud)

NightWight: Ohhhh, bweezy weezy! Where r u?

Fluffywuffy: Quick, run! U don't live in windclan (I made funny!) 4 nothing! Run!

Coolbreeze has signed off.

GingyDaTalkingCat0_0: Run you stupid *** windclan cat! RUN! I shall go aid him! JK XD

Fluffywuffy: This comment has been flagged as inapprpopriate.

Mystery Guest: I looooove what cha did with your fur Fluffywuffy... :3

Fluffywuffy has signed off. followed by everyone else 0_o

(OneStar's POV)

0_0 Must lock all doors... Close da blinds... Search everyone's closet... Under the beds... Be sure to sleep with a night light and a baseball bat by mah side...

(CloudTail's POV )

No comment :(


(A\N I was rolling on the floor just writing this... Anyhoo, Who in the world is mystery guest? And how does she\he know about cloudtail's fur?! R&R who you think it is! Dank you and good-night! Sorry I meant Thank you. (^.^) the next chapter will involve lots of jokes...)