I'm SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had way too much to do and it was kind of hard to think of a way to keep it going.

Anyway… here it is! Chapter 4. Thank you for reviews and everything!

I hope you like it!


My SUPER cool POV:

''Hey, wake up! We don't got all day!''

''ne-ne onee-chan? I think she is going to wake up now… soooo I think you can stop shaking the living daylight out of her…'' (How Patti knew that phrase, I have no idea…)

Ugh!! What's with all the noise? Would you guys just shut the f*** up for a moment?! Wait a minute! Where am I?! Why does my head hurt? Why does someone pinch my cheek? Maka thought and forcefully opened her eyes. It was too bright so she closed them again.

''Ah! She is finally wakin… WAIT A MINUTE!!! Don't you go and close your eyes on me!'' Liz yelled out and begun to shake the living daylight out of her… again. Maka grunted as an answer and waived her hand so that Liz would let go and let her get herself together.

''Where… where am I? Who are you?'' Maka asked while massaging her temples with her thumbs. She looked around; they were outside under the many threes which were surrounding the town and the sun was setting.

''I'm Patty!'' said the short haired girl, she was blond and had sky blue eyes, she wore a red top with a white tie and puffy short blue jeans, she wore a white cowboy hat and black cowboy boots.

''And her older sister, call me Liz'' said the other girl. She had longer and a darker shade of blond hair and a darker shade of blue eyes then her sister. She wore a matching outfit with her sister; red top, white tie, cowboy hat and boots, but she had normal jeans, not puffy and short like her sister.

''we are your fairy godmother's helper'' they informed her.

''Okaaaaaaaaay… and the fairy godmother is…?'' Maka asked the two sisters as calm as possible. Suddenly a shadow was cast over her from behind; she turned around just to be met by a Barbie – pink tutu.

''I am!'' said a voice. It was guy… who wears a Barbie – pink tutu… and matching shoes. He had golden eyes and black hair with three white strips on his left side of his head. Oh, why not say it! He was wearing full ballerina outfit… tiara and everything… it was Barbie – pink.

''I am your symmetric fairy godmother, but call me Kidd'' he said in a mature voice. Maka looked weird at him as if he was insane… or a cross dresser… which he was.

''um… you're not symmetric.'' Maka said and in a matter of fact, he wasn't.

Of course she should never had said that (we all know what the outcome is going to be) because in a split second Kidd was laying on the ground sulking… no, scratch that… crying like a five year old kid while screaming out:

''Ah! The horror! I'm a disgusting pig-like bastard! Why is the color of my hair different?! I'm a no good, totally useless trash-like being! Damn it, this is no good, let me die!!''

Maka starred at the scene with a WTF-face. Patty began to giggle and Liz just sighted.

(A/N: please remember that he is wearing a sparkling, Barbie-pink ballerina outfit with a matching tiara.)

''There he goes again…Patty'' Liz said to her sister with a sight

''Okie dokie~'' she answered still giggling. They walked over to Kidd and sat down next to him.

''You bear the burden of being the fairy godmother! What does tree measly strips compared to that?'' Liz asked, trying to cheer him up.

''Kidd-kun, you're no pig. A pig goes 'nyaa!' C'mon! Hand in there!'' Patty explained while slapping his back.

Kidd raised his head and looked at the two sisters with a puppy-look. '' So my life isn't as worthless as trash?'' he asked… still with the puppy-look on.

''Sure! Of course not!'' Liz answered with a smile.

'' 'Coz trash goes 'buuu!' '' Patty said with a smile as well.

(A/N: I got these lines from the anime, they're not mine… you can see it for you, right? Kid in a tutu, crying on the ground…fufu)

''Um… what do you guys … need me for?'' Maka asked they are stalkers, perverts! There is something really wrong with them!! She thought.

Liz, Patty and Kid turned their attention to her, looked at each other, nodded and looked at her with a serious look in their eyes.

''There is something we want you to do'' Kid told Maka while he lifted himself of the ground snd brushed of the dirt.

''the Star ball, you have to attend that ball and make the stupid, thick headed prince learn what it feels to be helplessly in love!'' Kid continued. There was a silent before hell came up from within Maka (she screamed out: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?!)


''ATCHOU!'' Soul sneezed. He was outside in the garden with Black*star and Tsubaki, having tae in one of the pavilions.

''Bless you, are you okay, Soul? Are you getting a cold?'' Tsubaki asked worriedly. Soul shrugged.

''No, I'm never getting sick, I think someone is talking behind my back…'' He answered her, looking behind his back as if someone was there. (A/N: Just to your information: there is this never-dying joke in Japan which is about that… if someone is talking behind someone's back, then that someone sneezes… it's an old joke… did you get it?)


''So what you guys are saying is that I'm supposed to go to the Star ball – like Cinderella went to her ball – and meet the prince and fall in love with him, and then… everything will go as the Cinderella story itself?'' Maka asked, still worried and a little scared.

''Well, yes… you see the (stupid, ignorant, thick-headed, arrogant, and perverted) prince, needs a wife so that he can take the throne and become the king of the music kingdom… but more importantly: he needs a woman who can handle him, make him less arrogant, make him become a great king and let's not forget: who can love him, make his face tomato red, his heart beat faster and make him want to change.'' Kid told Maka with a serious voice.

''Why… why me?'' Maka asked.

''Maka, we have checked every part of the kingdom to find a suitable wife, and you are the most suitable of them all.'' Liz explained with a warm sister-like smile.

''And, you are cute so Soul is going to go all 'kyaaaaaa' when he sees you!'' Patty said with a smile as bright and innocent as a child's smile.

''oh… okay… but, my family is not going to go to the Star ball, how are you going to get me there without making them find out?'' Maka asked after a moment.

Suddenly the Fairy god-mother and his helpers begun to smug grin and laugh in a creepy – I – have – everything – planned – out way.

''You don't have to worry about that, Maka'' they said still snug grinning.

Maka swallowed. This is not good! She thought.


You can see it for you: Kidd in a ballerina outfit with a tiara, on the ground crying… while wearing a pink tutu… fufufu~

Please review! I'm doing my best and this is my first Fanfic! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Ehe~