Wicked!

For WickedLady and LittleCrane.

RTB - Wow…updating so fast….for me anyway. Well I was soooo inspired by all the reviews, favourites and alerts I got I just had to write another chapter.

Important note - I don't know if I will eventually put a lemon in the story…if so it will be written by some one else and very well sign posted so you can scroll past it, but I personally don't think it would suite the story. So please vote on whether you want one or not.

Ok…now on with the (perfectly innocent and non lemon) chapter.


Chapter Four

It was four in the morning and screaming filled the house once more. It had been three months since the birth of Kitsune Uchiha and ever since they brought her home she hadn't stoped screaming…but she never cried, which Tsunade told the two boys was something they should be thankful for.

Sasuke rolled over on to he's side and kicked Naruto in the shin.

"OW! What the hell, Teme!"

"It's your turn to get her…" Sasuke mumbled, still half asleep.

"I got her last time! How can it be my turn?"

"Cause' I'm tired…"

"And I'm not?!"

"Gah, this is insane…I haven't slept, I have a headache and I'm so bloody exhausted that I haven't had sex in three months!" Sasuke complained as he rolled back over, flinging an arm over Narutos waist.

"That's my attempt at sex…"

"I'm unsatisfied." Naruto replied dryly.

Sasuke laughed half heartedly as he forced himself to fall out of bed and crawled he's way out of the room.

"This is soooo degrading."

"Just be happy that I'm to pooped to take a picture." Naruto called as Sasuke continued to crawl down the hall to his daughters room.

"What's wrong this time little one?" he asked trying to keep his eyes open.

"Bottle! Bottle! Hungry! Hungry! Bottle! Bottle!" Kit yelled as loud as she could.

"Your hungry?"

Kit nodded and with a sigh Sasuke went out to the kitchen to boil some milk, since Naruto is still a boy and can't produce milk they had to use normal milk which wasn't really that good for the baby but it was better than the kid starving to death.

The next morning Naruto woke up cold. He looked beside him only to find that Sasuke hadn't come back from taking care of Kit.

"Sasuke?"

No reply.

'Oh no! What if he killed her! I mean he is really tired, he may have just finally snapped! What if he killed her because she's like Itachi, being a prodigy and all! Ahhhh! My poor baby!' Naruto thought as he began to get worried.

He flung himself out of bed and raced out the room, down the hall and into Kit's nursery. He opened the door with great force and found…nothing. Not Sasuke nor the baby! This got Naruto even more worried as he began to search the entire house. Finally he made his way to the lounge where he saw the most cutest sight he had ever seen.

Sasuke had fallen asleep on the couch whilst feeding the baby. The baby was asleep on his chest and the bottle was dangling from Sasukes hand over the edge of the couch.

Naruto laughed at himself for being so stupid.

'I'm such an idiot! I should have known better…Sasuke loves Kit just as much as I do.'

"Quick Kit! Take a picture before he wakes up!"

'Good idea, Kyuu'

SNAP.


2 years later.

"Sasuke! Your 19 years old now! You're a man! And as a man you should be able to handle a little two year old girl!" Naruto screamed from behind the couch.

"WHY! Your 19 too! You go and take her on!"

"Katon! Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" Kit yelled out before blowing fire through out the entire living room.

"This is all your fault! Teaching her that stupid Jutsu! What were you thinking?!" Naruto screamed at his lover.

"Hmph, how was I suppose to know that she would be able to do it! She's two for christ sake!"

"Well it's your fault so YOU fix it!"

"What no!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Uchiha Sasuke, you go out there right now and stop your two year old daughter from destroying this house! Do you hear me! Or else no…"

"Sex, I know I know…GOD trust me I know! Stupid ukes and there control over relationships!"

Naruto just smiled goofily knowing that he had won. He was soooo thankful to Iruka for showing him a semes ultimate weakness. Sasuke glared before slowly coming out of his hiding place…under the kitchen table.

"Kit!"

"Katon! Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" Sasuke ducked as fire flew over his head catching fire to the table and a bit of a wall. Unfortunately for Kit a little bit burnt Sasukes cheek. It was only a small graze of a burn…but it was on his face. It was on his once beautifully perfect face.

"SHARINGAN!" Sasukes eyes flared red, black spindles spinning rapidly and a death glare plastered upon his face. Snakes came up out of the ground coiling themselves around the girls small petite body, disabling her from movement. Sasuke brought out his beloved katana and pointed it at his daughter.

"Uchiha Madara Kitsune!"

Kit gulped.

"You are herby grounded for three months, you will have ramen for each meal for three months, you are forbidden from training for three months and you will be forced to have desert for three months! Do I make myself clear."

"Yes dad…" Kit squeaked, trying to hold back the tears.

The snakes slowly let go of the girl before disappearing into the ground. Naruto quietly got out from behind the couch and went over to his daughter. Sasuke walked up to his daughter, grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and smacked her across the backside. Naruto flinched at the sound.

"Now go to your room!"

Kit nodded as she walked, slightly limping, to her room, closing the door behind her. She hadn't meant to do anything bad she just wanted to impress her mummy and dad, but it got out of control. She had shown them that she could do it in the lounge room and then they started yelling at her for some reason so she thought that if she kept doing it they would see how good she was an be proud of her…but they weren't proud they were angry.

Out in the lounge room Sasuke and Naruto were fixing up the house in silence. Well it was silent until Naruto had to go and brake it.

"Maybe I should check on her, make sure she's alright."

"Naruto leave her alone. She needs to think about what she did. After we fix the house we can both go and check on her."

"And here I was thinking that you didn't care."

"Hn"

"Sasuke…I'm worried…she has so much power…"

"I know…I'm actually a bit concerned myself."

"Do you remember what happened after she started talking in the hospital…"

"It's pretty hard to forget…"

Flash back

Tsunade watched in disbelief as the 18 hour baby talked.

"So have you ever seen anything like it, baa-chan?"

"…Once…and …only once."

"Hm, who was it? Sasuke, Neji, Kakashi?" Naruto asked mildly interested as he and Sasuke tickled the little girl, cooing compliments at the prodigy.

"Uchiha…Itachi…"

Both boys froze.

"Let me give the girl a full check over." Tsunade demanded more than asked.

"H…hai…" Naruto said as he passed the baby girl over to her.

"There are some things you should know about…both of you."

Tsunade began as she checked over the small baby.

"First is … you should really thank me for all my hard work. I had to copy the fourths seal in order to keep the demon inside of her. That was actually really hard and took a lot of effort by me, Sakura and Shizune!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Yeah, thanks baa-chan"

"Ungrateful brat! The second is that Kakashi also had to assist in a sealing technique…"

"Hm? What do you mean?" Sasuke asked a bit annoyed. He didn't like where this was going.

"It seems that the child has inherited Orochimarus cursed seal. Funnily enough it is located in the exact same place as yours Uchiha."

Sasuke was ridged. That seal will cause nothing but pain for his child…and it was all his fault.

"Woah, woah, woah! Wait a minute! You mean to say that this child not only has the power of the Kyuubi and the Sharigan…but also the power of Orochimarus curse?"

"That's right."

"COOL!"

"Naruto this is a very serious matter and I don't think you quite understand…" Tsunade tried to explain but was abruptly cut off.

"Awesome! It's going to be a super baby! And it's also a prodigy! Can you imagine what will happen when it grows up! Oh my god! Imagine the strength of the Uchiha clan now!" Naruto yelled excitedly.

Realisation hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks…the Uchiha clan would be restored and would be the most powerful of all. Perfect.

That girl was going to be strong…

End flash back


Sasuke sighed as he and Naruto began to walk toward their daughters room. They had just finished fixing up the whole house and now they had to talk with their daughter about what had happened.

Slowly they opened the door.

Kit was laying on her bed, asleep. Tears stained her cheeks and it was obvious that she cried herself to sleep.

"She going to have a headache. She's never cried before…" Sasuke whispered as he sat on the edge of her bed. Naruto nodded as he knelt down on the floor next to the bed. Gently he shook her until she woke up.

"Huh, what's going on? Mummy? Dad? Ow my head hurts." Kit whined and it took all of Narutos will power not to scoop her up and reward her with hugs and kisses.

"Do you know why you got in trouble, Kit?" Sasuke asked the toddler.

"No! No I don't! I just wanted to make mum and dad proud by showing them how strong I am! But I just made mummy and dad angry."

That hit Sasuke hard, like an arrow through his heart. All he ever wanted to do as a kid was show his parents, his dad especially, that he was strong and to make his parents proud.

Sasuke sighed.

"Kit, we know how strong you are, you don't need to make us proud…we're…we're always proud of you." Sasuke explained whilst patting the little girl on the head.

"You are?!"

Naruto laughed, "Of course we are! We were only mad because you were destroying the house. Jutsus are for outside, not inside."

"Oh…ok! I get it! I'll be good and do them outside next time!"

"That's a good girl!" Naruto smiled as flicked her on the nose. Kit giggled.

Sasuke sighed as he looked at her. Medium length blonde hair in pigtails, dark black eyes, three faint whiskers on each cheek and dressed in a little orange dress with the Uchiha crest on the back. She was absolutely adorable.

"You're going to have all the boys attention when you grow up."

The little Uchiha blinked as Naruto punched Sasuke in the arm.

"Don't say that! She's only a kid!"

"What! It's true! Have you seen her?! She's beautiful! You're beautiful aren't you Kit?" Sasuke smirked as Kit followed suite and smirked too.

"Yep! Kit is very pretty!" She complimented herself.

"YOU TAUGHT HER TO SMIRK?!"

"It's an Uchiha thing!"

"Whatever!"

Kit laughed a little.

"Does this mean I don't have to eat ramen and desert for three months?!" She asked hopefully.

"No. You still need to be punished so you realise what's acceptable and what's not. If we don't carry through with our punishment you'll become spoilt." Sasuke explained.

"Aw man! This sucks! I hate Ramen and I hate sweets! I like sushi!"

THUMP!

Naruto fainted.

Sasuke sighed.

'My brother like sushi too…'

TBC

RTB - Hope you all enjoyed the chapter! Yeah, I have strict parents. Oh and if your wondering why Kit says mummy and dad it's because when I was a kid my sister and I were never aloud to say daddy. My dad hates it and we got in trouble if we ever said it...I got smacked a couple of times for being a smart ass one day runnin around the house just saying daddy to see how much it peeved him off. So that's why she doesn't say daddy cause I have trouble saying it and writing it now. lol. Oh and I described what Kit looks like and gave away how much power she holds! And LE GASP! She doesn't like Ramen! Hahaha! Poor Naruto he's out voted now! Stay tunned for the next chapter because there is more drama ahead! Please review cause I update faster and get all inspired with ideas! YAY!