Chapter Four- Beatdown and Karaoke

There's a knock on Teixak's door. Yawning, she stands up and answers it. "'Elo?" She blinks in surprise, coming face-to-face with a brown-haired, green-eyed Nobody. The other Nobody raises an eyebrow. "Are you Teixak?"

"Yep, that's me." She yawns again, rubbing her eyes. "Who the #$!'re you?"

"Xenik." Teixak falls over in shock, scrambling back up to her feet.

"X-Xenik? THE Xenik! Wha- how- why-?"

A second Nobody, a blonde female like Teixak but with the same eye color as Xenik, helps her up. "And I'm Trixikan. Here, this is for you." She hands an envelope to Teixak. Curious, she takes it, opening it. Inside is a paper, signed by The Gamer Dude. Her eyes widen as she reads. Folding it back up and sticking it in her cloak, she summons her whipblade and nods.

"Alright. I'll go get Leixand. Be back in a bit!" She runs off, tripping over her whipblade and crashing to the floor. "..I MEANT to do that!"


"Alright everybody, we have news!" Teixak calls out. Everyone groans. Teixak and Leixand having news was never a good thing. Their groans turn to screams as Teixak pulls out "The Paper". Sora and Roxas hide under the couch, Riku plays dead, Xion and Namine lock themselves in a closet.. heck, even Axel runs for cover. Teixak groans. "Aw, come on.. you're going to like this one. It's by The Gamer Dude- the person we got the inspiration for this from. And he's got something planned."

Gamer Dude- *laughing on the floor and rolling around*

Xenik- I have to admit that chapter was AWESOME!

Trixikan- Hi Teixak and Lexiand!

"They know these guys?" Riku mutters to Sora.

"I think so.."

Teixak clears her throat, reading the next line.

"Gamer- Ok! The First Dar I'm doing is for Teixak and Lexiand."

There's silence. Then, suddenly, everyone starts cheering. The two Nobodies glance at eachother, surprised by their reaction. "Do they really hate us that much?" Teixak asks.

I want you two to fight my two Nobodies Xenik and Trixikan

As Xenik and Trixikan's names are mentioned, the visiting Nobodies enter the room. The cheering stops abruptly, the whole room going silent. Teixak jumps off the table, shaking Xenik and Trixikan's hands. Leixand does so too. There's suddenly a bright flash, and the four Nobodies are in a colisseum. All the other characters are up in the stands, cheering. Leixand pulls out his glowing blue staff, while Teixak pulls out her whipblade. Xenik and Trixikan summon two Keyblades each, dualwielding.

"Alright!" Roxas' voice booms over some unseen speaker. "Today at the I-Don't-Know-Where Colisseum, Teixak and Leixand are tagteaming against Xenik and Trixikan! Teixak is using her trusty whipblade, a dangerous whip with an electrified blade on the end, while Leixand is using his energy staff, which can do just about anything he wants it to! Meanwhile, Xenik is wielding Oblivion and some kind of special gold Keyblade with a black handguard, while Trixikan is wielding Oathkeeper and a special gold Keyblade with a white handguar-"

"BOO!" A random boy yells. "I'M THE ONE WHO USES OATHKEEPER!"

"Shut up, Joseph," an albino next to him grumbles. "Sora and Roxas use both Oathkeeper and Oblivion too, and do you see me complaining? Teixak might not let us cameo again if we screw things up."

"...Ahem.. anyways.." Roxas continues, a bit bewildered. "Let the match begin!"

Teixak attacks immediately, the ground near Xenik exploding suddenly in a burst of electricity. He dodgerolls out of the way, trying to get in close as Leixand blocks all of Trixikan's attacks with his staff. The "twins" (they're not actually twins, but look enough alike to be considered as such) swap opponents, Teixak making the mistake of grabbing on to one of Trixikan's Keyblades with her whipblade. Trixikan yanks her in, giving her a good few whacks with Oathkeeper. Leixand lassos Trixi, but leaves himself open by doing so and is hit several times by Xenik. Teixak untangles her whipblade, lashing at Xenik and jumping over Leixand's head. The battle rages on for a while, the two teams seeming to be equally matched.

Finally, Teixak yanks Trixikan and Xenik's Keyblades away, but loses her whipblade in the process. Leixand charges at them, but gets his staff kicked away. Roxas yells over the speakers again.

"And it's a TIE! Who woulda thought? I mean, Teixak and Leixand have the battle experience of a sack of potatoes!"

"Shut up," Teixak grumbles. She shakes hands with Xenik and Trixikan again, grinning. "Let's do that again sometime!"

"Sure, why not?" Xenik shrugs. Everyone is teleported back, then Xenik and Trixikan leave.. but not before giving Teixak something that looks suspiciously like high-power explosives first. Everyone cheers.


"Whoo! I'm beat." Teixak plops down on the couch. "Gamer still has more dares for us, though.."

For everyone else its your turn for dares.

Sora- Want you to keep getting hit by Kairi With Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

Kairi- Kiss Riku. (Riku should be VERY happy)

Roxas- Sing "Shake It"

Xion- Sing "Love Game By Lady Gaga"

Riku-... Eat... Fertilizer? Before You kiss Kairi. (Really Xenik Fertilizer? Xenik- What?)

Leixand winces. "Well, the first one won't be so hard."

"YOU! #$!ING! MORON!" Kairi whacks Sora repeatedly, ignoring his cries of pain. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! ARE YOU A TWO-YEAR-OLD? AUGH!" She throws both Keyblades at him, then sits down on the couch, arms crossed. "Go screw Larxene or something, you damn #%^$!."

Riku sits down next to her, putting one arm around Kairi's shoulder. "Hey, don't feel bad.. I'm here." He smiles at her. Kairi smiles back, abit nervously. They both hug eachother, then... they kiss! Teixak drops her ever-present stack of papers, shocked.

"Holy #$!, I didn't think she'd actually do it!" She hastily fumbles for her camera. Sora runs out crying, startling Namine. Everyone else starts cheeing and clapping.

They stop kissing, and Kairi falls asleep in Riku's arms. He smiles at her, then stands up and runs to the bathroom, making gagging noises. Teixak snaps a couple of quick photos, grinning. "Talk about blackmail material."


"Alright, Roxas, are you ready?"

"Alright." Music starts playing in the background, Roxas holding a microphone that came from absolutely nowhere. He taps his foot, then starts to sing, with Sora providing backup.

"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door

(Leave me at the front door)

You're body's cold

But girl, we're gettin' so warm

And I was thinking of ways

That I could get inside
(Get inside)

Tonight you're falling in love

(Let me go now)

This feeling's tearing me up

(Here we go now!)"

Axel, Teixak, and Leixand suddenly join in:

"Now if she does it like this

(Will you do it like that?)

Now if she touches like this

(Will you touch her right back?)

Now if she moves like this

(Will you move her like that?)

COME ON!"

Everyone else joins in:

"SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!"

Roxas singing again, Sora providing backup:

"Your lips tremble

But your eyes are in a straight stare

(In a straight stare)

We're on the bed

But your clothes are laying right there

And I was thinking of places

That I could hide

(I could hide)

Tonight you're falling in love

(Let me go now)

This feelin's tearing me up

(Here we go now!)"

Axel, Teixak, and Leixand suddenly join in again:

"Now if she does it like this

(Will you do it like that?)

Now if she touches like this

(Will you touch her right back?)

Now if she moves like this

(Will you move her like that?)

COME ON!"

Everyone else joins in again:

"SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!"

"I saw you dancin'

and I couldn't get you off my mind

(I could tell that you could tell

That I was taking my time)

But I was thinking of ways

to get you to stay tonight

(Body's shaking

Turn me on so I can turn off the lights)"

Axel, Teixak, and Leixand suddenly join in again:

"Now if she does it like this

(Will you do it like that?)

Now if she touches like this

(Will you touch her right back?)

Now if she moves like this

(Will you move her like that?)

COME ON!"

Everyone else joins in again:

"SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!"

Roxas and Xion hug, singing together. Teixak and Leixand are hugging too, Teixak laughing happily. Namine shyly walks up to Sora, then they both smile at eachother and hug. Everyone's having a great time, even Kairi and Riku.

"SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!

(SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!)

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE IT!

(SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!)

SHAKE SHAKE,

SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IIIT!"

Everyone cheers. Teixak and Leixand pass out on the couch together, smiling. Xion sings "Love Game" by Lady Gaga as Sora and Namine cuddle eachother. Riku and Kairi start kissing again. For once, it's a happily ever after in a truth or dare.

...At least, until Teixak gets "The Paper" again.

-End-

"Well?" Teixak asks. "Was it a good idea to make it a semi-songfic chapter? I like that song a lot, so I had fun making Roxas sing. ..Heck, if someone made a AMV with Roxas singing "Shake It", I'd die of squee! Plus KairixRiku ended up cuter than I thought, oops... Am I going to get killed for ending up shipping SoraxNamine, by the way? There's not many girls in the KH cast that I know of, hm.. Well, seeya next time!"