A guest thought of this story idea. Thanks for that. The amount of Cluke is too damn high! I might end up doing Narah/Sack next or somewhere down the road.


"All raise for Judge Alexander." said the bailiff. Surprisingly Lee stood up only to sit back down. "Fucker!"

"I'm getting real tired of this shit." said Alex sighing. "Lee just stand up. It only take like 5 to 10 seconds."

"That's too long!"

"Stop being a lazy idiot!" said Carley.

"Whatever. Case?"

"We got the little girl again and ANOTHER case of child abuse with a bit of molestation." said the bailiff.

"AGAIN!? WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE FUCKING WITH THIS KID?! I mean she's adorable, but really?" he shook his head.

"Clementine is taking Luke here for hitting on her, touching her inappropitely, raping her, and other things." said the bailiff. "It's pretty graphic to be honest."

"Wait Luke...Luke...where I heard that name before?" asked Alex tapping his lip gently with his gavel.

"He was in here before for being apart of the group who harmed her."

"I should have fuckin' known." said Alex. "That bastard looks like a in denial pedophile. Figures his first target would be someone he could overpower. Bring the bastard in."

Once both were seated, Alex threw his gavel at Luke. "OW!"

"MAN UP, PEDO! I DON'T GO EASY ON SICK FUCKS LIKE YOU! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF HARMING LITTLE GIRLS!?"

"I don't!" said Luke. "I never..."

"SILENCE!" roared Alex. "Clementine, once this is over, you're getting turned into a damn cyborg."

"Oooh!" said Clementine liking this idea.

"Anyways, Clementine. What did this dick and his dick do to you?"

"He forced me to have sex with him your honor." she said in a sad voice. "He told me if I wanted to stay with the group and not get caught by Carver or a walker, I'd have to suck his penis. Then he'd try and make it okay by...by...by..."

"Go on. Take your time." he said as the bailiff gave the little girl some tissues.

"He'd tell me that it was supposed to feel good for both of us." she sniffled. "Then he would make me touch myself!"

"Why did you not tell any of the other adults? Where they...?"

"Oh no!" said Clementine. "He made me promise not to."

"You didn't trust any of the adults?"

"Well there was Kenny." said Clementine. "But I dunno...I-I kind of thought it'd be worse."

"YEAH CUZ I'D BEAT HIS ASS!" yelled Kenny.

"You should have told!" said Alex.

"I-I couldn't! We needed Luke to help us leave." said Clementine.

"You could have found another way." said the judge. "But what happened wasn't your fault. I doubt the assholes would have been much help anyways. Hell they probably would have encouraged it or wouldn't have the balls."

"Hey!" said the group.

"Luke? What do you have to say for yourself?"

"I didn't do it!" said Luke.

"Oh really? Lemme read a passage off here. AHEM!" Alex put on some reading glasses to look more dramatic and professional even though they were missing the lens. "Luke nibbled on her ear while the young woman sat in his lap, both of his hands squeezing her small, but cute bottom. Clementine whimpered as his ERECTION GRINDED AGAINST HER LEG. EXPLAIN THAT YOU SICK BITCH!"

"I NEVER..."

"'Luke, I don't know about this.' Clementine whispered as Luke undid her pants before sliding her underwear and pants down her smooth hairless legs. 'Don't worry, Clem.' said Luke in a low, seducetive manner as he removed his pants. 'I'll be real gentle.'"

"I didn't..."

"And this goes on to describe you fucking her!" said Alex slamming down the papers after looking them over. "I'll save the audience from hearing you bust nuts in this poor young girl and how you did it! EXPLAIN IT!"

"I LOVED HER!" sobbed Luke. "She was my everything...UNTIL SHE SNITCHED! YOU SAID YOU LIKED IT! YOU'D SAID YOU'D..."

"FUCK YOU! I'M A CHILD!" said Clementine. "I haven't even started bleeding yet, let alone have boobs!"

"You heard him admit it. Jury?"

"Guilty!" said Sakura. "Let me at that bastard, CHA!"

"GIVE HIS ASS A NEW ASSHOLE!" said Naruto. "THEN SHOVE GHOST PEPPERS IN BOTH OF 'EM!"

"THROW HIM IN JAIL WITH THE BIGGEST DICK YOU CAN FIND!" said Shepard. "LITERALLY!"

"KILL HIM!" said Ice King.

"KICK DIRT IN HIS FACE!" said Jake the dog. Everyone looked at him. "What? That stuff hurts!"

"Luke, I sentence you to get fucked with the world's biggest dick, biggest dildo, and sharpest anal beads. After that, you will be beaten with a whip by Clementine after each fucking. Oh and Kenny, Lee, and anybody else have permission to beat your dumb ass. HAVE AT 'EM FELLOWS!"

Luke started to spout some bullshit, but was quickly overtaken by every fist and gun in the court room.


To anyone wondering where I got that Cluke stuff from, I made it up although every Cluke story involves them fucking at one point or another. Sometimes it doesn't though. *shrugs* Then again, that's the same with all couples.

I'll be damned into going into full detail. Also Scumbag Kindergarten ft all your favorite characters from TWD and then some. It's coming out soon after I post this.