CHAPTER FOUR

The next night, Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont had reached the outskirts of Team Flare's headquarters. They had gotten AK-47's from an arms dealer and were going to go into Team Flare's headquarters and start shooting all the Team Flare goons.

Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont stood outside the Team Flare headquarters. They were disguised as secret agents.

"Good," said Ash. "We've got our disguises on, we've got our guns, and now we can go kick Team Flare butt!"

"YEAH!" said Clemont and Bonnie.

Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont broke into the headquarters, with Pikachu following Ash. The headquarters were mostly dark with a strange red light. After all, red lights are creepier than any other lights. There was a black Team Flare guard with long dreadlocks. He spotted the three and started to chase them.

"Hey! You!" he said. "Get back here!"

The guard chased Bonnie and Clemont and beat them with his baton while Ash aimed his gun at the guard. Ash quickly disposed of the guard by shooting him in the neck. (The black dude always has to die first. I know it's racist, but it's the law.)

"Well," said Ash, "looks like this is going to be easy."

Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont saw a flight of stairs at the end of the hallway. The three of them climbed up to the second floor.

"How many floors is this place?" Bonnie asked Ash.

"Nine," said Ash. "And we can't take the elevator - it's out of order while the other elevator is an employee elevator. The employee elevator has an alarm that goes off if non-employees use it, so Lysandre and Alain could find us."

"We need to get to the top floor," said Clemont. "According to my calculations, all of Team Flare's computers are up there. We need to crash them."

Serena was fast asleep while this was going on. The door to her room was locked, so she could not get out.

Two more Team Flare guards spotted Ash and co. Bonnie and Clemont responded by murdering them with their guns. A third guard was alerted, and started shooting. Ash shot the guard before anyone could get hurt. The guard dropped a key.

"This might come in handy," said Clemont, taking the key.

The three of them made their way to the end of the hall, where the stairs to the third floor were. The next four floors were pretty easy to conquer. One thing that made Ash uncomfortable was on the sixth floor, where Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont saw a peek of Lysandre fondling Alain in Alain's bedroom. (As we all know, Lysandre is the seme and Alain is the uke.) But by the time Ash and co. reached the seventh floor, security had tightened.

Malva, the pink-haired bitch/Elite Four member, had alerted the security guards. She took out her MP5 submachine gun and took off.

"Now it's up to me to stop them," said Malva. "I've got a bullet-proof suit that makes sure that I can't die like the black guy who got shot on the first floor."

Ash noticed that red and green lasers had been activated - this was Malva's doing.

"Damn!" said Ash. "Looks like we'll have to just go through them."

Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont ran through the lasers, activating the sirens and attracting attention from all the guards. The guards started to pursue the group. Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont disposed of the thugs quickly.

"Bonnie and I are going to the top floor," Clemont told Ash, giving him the key. "You take the key and find Serena. The sirens should have wakened her by now. Now quickly go before Alain or Lysandre finds you."

"Okey-dokey," said Ash.

Ash and Pikachu went to look for Serena.


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