when they got there...

"hey, lenalee... is this really the right place?"

"well, it is... according to the map.."

"master sure goes to a lot of strange places, huh?"

"yeah...maybe there was innocence here..?"

"i doubt master was doing any work at all."

"then what would the reason for his being here mean?"

"that's a good point... i don't even see any bars anywhere."

and there weren't. because this place was full of cats, everywhere. there were people in the streets wearing cat ears, and tails, the shops were decorated with cat accesories, there were huge cat-head signs all over the place.and the cats themselves were just walking around town like it was normal. and they were shopping.

lenalee and allen were shocked at the strange sight. allen was no longer dazed. the thought of searching for his master had finally sunk in, too.

but the town was still disturbing.

"well, let's start searching for him, then, shall we?" lenalee offered.
allen agreed."yeah, let's ask around if anybody has seen him."

just as they were about to move, lenalee tripped allen over.
"get down"
"huh? what--aaahhh!!"

just as he hit the ground, a baseball whizzed toward them. lenalee dodged it after tripping allen.

"owww... what was that?" allen said as he tried to sit up.
"sorry, allen-kun. here," lenalee extended a hand to help him up.

"i'm sorry, but could you hand over our ball back to us? i guess we tossed it too far...heh."

lenakee and allen looked at where the voice came from.

then they saw a pretty fat cat with no limbs at all. it was like, a blob witha cat face,a pair of cat ears, some whiskers, and a tail. that's it.

allen fell again, both from shock, and because lenalee loosened her grip on him.

"ow! lenalee"
"ah!s-sorry"

meanwhile... another place, and person...

kanda went off on another mission to recover innnocence.( i don't know where.)

he was walking along the streets of the town, when he noticed someone or something was following him.

he said, in a voice loud enoough for the stalker to hear, "you, hiding there. come out now if you value your life."

he was sure it heard him, and it moved from it's hidng spot but he didn't see it anywhere.

then he did a 180 degree turn and attacked.

"mugen! kaichuu ichigen!" he yelled.
"waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!" stop! stop!"

he stopped the attack and pointed his sword at the cat-like blob stalker.(it looks exactly like the one i described earlier.)

"now who and what are you, and why are you following me?" kanda said, in his menacing tone, glaring at the cat.

"meep" it shivered. then it made a mad dash for the hills. (how it dashed, i don't know.)

"hey! why you-- COME BACK HERE!!" kanda chased after it, and just as he almost caught it, a swarm of cats like it started glomping onto him from behind. he was taken by surprise and was pulled down to the ground.

he struggled, but there was too many of them.

"g-get offa me you-"

at that moment, there was a big poof! sound. like when naruto transforms, or when his doppelganger disappears.

and after that sound effect, when the dust cleared, there were no more weird cats, save one.

and it looked an awful lot like kanda.

(it even had mugen)

meanwhile again.
we go back to lavi.

he was in a good mood. sure, he was on a mission with the panda-jii but right now, they separated to look for more innocence (obvioously) and his plan would go into action once they returned to the black order headquarters.

he was humming to himself when he came across a strange, but cute looking cat in a back-alley.

"here, kitty, kitty, kitty! come here!"(you are a kitty, right?" he was calling it over to pet it, but it suddenly jumped on his face.

and it didn't seem like it would come off.

"aaaaaaaaggggghhhh!! there's a limbless cat stuck on my face!!" he yelled, trying to peel it off with all his strength. after a while, it popped off.

then it stuck it's tongue out at him, and left.

"what the..." lavi suddenly turned dizzy and fell over on the ground. but not before another 'poof!' and when he did reach the ground, another cat, that looked like lavi this time, appeared, unconcious.

and at the black order, komui was having difficulty procrastinating from work.

"why!! why do you do this to me?? i'm innocent! i can't do everything you ask me to do"
"ahh, just shut up, supervisor, and sign these papers!!" reever yelled at komui, who was crouching somewhere in a corner, feeling sorry for himself.

then he got up and went to his table and drank some coffee.

"so, anyway, what's with this about missing exorcists? not the work of the earl, i hope?"