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"Sabrina calm down, I was just doing my job, I didn't think it was gonna be so difficult." Soul said, trying weakly to explain what happened to Sabrina only to be greeted bye a very angry glare from her. "Calm down? I'M COMPLETELY FUCKING CALM ARENT I!? NOT LIKE YOU NEARLY DIED SO I HAD TO SAVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS SOUL!" she screamed, stomping over to him until she was nose to nose with him. "Sabrina, seriously. You do need to calm down, it's not good for you to be frustrated." Soul retorted, folding his arms and raising an eyebrow at her.
And that was the moment he found himself on the floor, courtesy of a slap from the lovely Snake demon in front of him. "You listen to me you little fuck. I had to do something REAL fucking dangerous to keep you alive. You're fucking BLIND in one side of your face and it's all because you didn't think you'd need your fucking Meister! How retarded can you get? Honestly. You really are just a petulant child who quite frankly I shouldn't waste my time with." she spoke curtly, Soul's eyes wide as he looked up at her. The beautiful demoness waved her hand lazily, opening a portal to Death City. "Leave you useless sack of flesh before I rip you a new asshole."
Soul quickly ran through the portal, wanting to be far away from her at that moment. Once it had closed however, he began to cry, he let his tears flow freely down his face as his emotions began to flood through his head. "Jesus Christ... I didn't think she'd get so angry... I mean I know I probably should have gone with Maka but... fuck... I better head home and sleep this off..." he mumbled to himself, taking a few deep breaths to calm himself down before making his way to his and Maka's apartment, looking forward to getting back into his bed but NOT looking forward to the shitstorm his face would be bringing from her.
Once arriving at the apartment he took a few moments to collect his thoughts, breathing in through his nose and slowly turning the handle, the door opening and he was surprised to be greeted by the smell of boiled eggs, freshly cooked sausages and sweetcorn. "Wow, didn't expect her to be cooking when I got back..." he mused, a small smile gracing his pale features as he stepped in, grimacing a little bit at the bright light but he shut the door rather loudly. "Maka! I'm home!" The sound of pot's clanging together filled the quiet apartment then the sounds of footsteps across the wooden flooring were heard as Maka ran into the hall, a wide smile on her face as she went to greet Soul only for her happy face to become one of horror when she saw the condition of his face.
"S-Soul? Wh-what the hell happened!?" she cried, reaching up and gingerly touching the damaged skin, feeling the bumps where his face had been damaged, all the way up to his temple then back down to his tender neck. Soul managed a weak grin at her, trying in vain to lighten the mood. "Oh come on Maka, I'm still hot. Besides, nothing wrong with a little scar right?" he said playfully, feeling for the second time that evening, a harsh slap to his face. "AH FUCK! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME AS WELL!?" Soul cried out in annoyance and a little pain, rubbing his cheek with a grumble before paling as Maka glared at him.
"It was her wasn't it? It was that blonde bimbo you were banging!" Maka snarled out, the normally sweet looking meister now looking furious with her teeth bared. He quickly turned around and ran to his room, getting dragged back by his foot while Maka stood there with a devilish grin on her face. "Oh Soul~ you aint getting anywhere until I find out everything~" she said with a gentle sing song tone. And for the evening, the only sounds that could be heard would be the screams of horror from Soul.
next morning
Soul groaned weakly and rubbed his head as he woke up, finding himself in his bed so he pushed himself off it, standing up and cracking his back. "Fuck, she interrogated the hell out of me last night... I better go apologize for what happened..." he mumbled to himself, going to hie wardrobe and pulling out a pair of black jeans with a red shirt, throwing the jeans on and dragging his shirt over his spiky hair, deciding to leave his headband off for once. "Better try something new, worth a shot I guess." He then opened the door to his bedroom and heard Maka yelling at somebody in the living room, already thinking that BlackStar must have broke the door down again. Upon walking into the living room however he realized how wrong he was.
Sat in his black leather chair was his beloved Sabrina. Upon inspection he took in the attire she was wearing, she wore a Victorian styled ruffled collar long sleeve shirt which hugged her torso rather well, defining her chest, arms and her stomach rather well. For her lower body she wore a tight black pencil skirt that ended just above her knees, showing quite a lot of her slender but toned legs which she currently had crossed over another that was assisted in seeming rather alluring due to the stockings she wore which Soul realized simply hugged her legs well, his eyes unable to leave them until he heard her soft laugh. "My eyes are up here shithead. Now do be a dear and actually look at me when I speak or I might have to rescind the help I was planning on offering you." she spoke, laughing once again but this time it sounded rather mirthful with a tint of coldness to it.
Soul gulped a little bit and quickly looked into her eyes, Maka frowning a little at how quickly he gave into Sabrina but the woman quickly turned on her. "And as for you you flat chested little nerd. Why did you let your petty little temper tantrum get in way of your judgement on going on a mission with him? Do you realize what happened to him?" she asked, her voice dangerously low as she glared daggers at Maka who actually whimpered a little bit in fear before steeling herself, glaring right back at the snake demon. "For you information you large titted bimbo I was actually rather worried about Soul since I'd never met you before and I thought you may have possibly been out to hurt him somewhat. I was simply worried for my weapon partner." Maka replied evenly, her emerald green eyes showing that she was very angry with Sabrina but that only served to make the woman chuckle before standing up, placing her hands on her hips as she approached Maka.
"Aw, you're actually just jealous because you came in on me fucking him harder than you could ever take aren't you? You disappointed that he didn't pop your cherry? Do grow up. If you really place so much care in such a superficial thing like giving up your first time to the man you love then you really need a serious wake up call. That stupid little belief you have clouded your judgement in that thick skull of yours and it almost cost your 'partner' his life. In fact, what made you think he'd stay for a girl like you? A girl who berates him and hits him whenever he makes a mistake or is simply being himself? Girls like you give women a bad name. Then again, i'm just a snake demon, but I'm FAR higher up on the food chain than you are. Now sit the FUCK down and shut up. I have a few things to speak to your dear weapon about. And i'd much rather not have such a pathetic little wench listening in to every word." she quipped, grabbing Soul by the arm and pulling him back into the room he had just vacated, Soul already shaking since he was fearing that he was going to be hit, surprised when she gave him a little kiss after slamming the door shut.
"First off before you speak. We aint fucking in here. No way. So get your mind out the gutter. Second of all..." Sabrina quickly punched him across the jaw, sending him sprawling onto his bed, his red eyes wide as he stared at her, watching her move closer and closer with a predatory gaze. "Dont let little old flat tits in there intimidate you or I'll cut off your balls and feed them to you! And last of all!" he quickly shut his eyes, definitely ready for another punch but instead felt his arms pinned above his head, Sabrina kissing him roughly, something he quickly returned before she pulled away, licking her lips. "I needed that. I was slightly lower than normal on power so I nicked a little off you. Thanks for the snack." Sabrina purred, standing up and giving a little stretch while watching him.
"How's the face feeling? Anything at all?" she asked, Soul gently rubbing the damaged tissue. "No, I'm not feeling any pain or anything, just feels... odd since it's so badly damaged... gonna be a while before I get used to it I guess..." Soul mumbled, rubbing it a little more until Sabrina pulled his hand away. "Ugh, you're making me soft. Listen Soul. You made a real shit judgement call. You knew you couldn't take that mission on, and we BOTH know you must have had a real shit reason for going there because you aint normally that stupid. Now I won't ask for an explanation now, you deserve some measure of privacy. But the next time you do something that dangerous again and nearly die, I'll just kill you myself, understood?" Soul simply nodded, smiling sadly at her.
"I am sorry I worried you Sabrina... and, I don't know how I can thank you for this, I really appreciate it..." Soul said, gently brushing a strand of hair away from her face as a portal from Midnight opened up behind her, Shadow stepping out of it. "Yo albino bitch, you aint fucking my master are you? Because if you are I'm gonna have to do you too. I hate not being in on the fun." he groaned, folding his arms lazily as Sabrina just chuckled to herself. "Hey now Shadow, Kaori wouldn't be very happy if you were pounding Soul would she?" Sabrina purred, draping her arms around his neck and leaning into him, a goofy little grin gracing his features.
"Nah she wouldn't, but the makeup sex would be fucking awesome." he replied, laughing rather loudly while ruffling Sabrina's hair to which she slapped him. "Smart ass. Anyway. Shadow, can I trust you to monitor Soul for me today? I want to know about any changes to his injury or his body due to the drug I put in him. I'll be back tonight." she said, making her way into the portal. "Oh and Shadow, please dont drug him with a roofie or something, the mess you leave is horrible to clean up." She then stepped through the portal, dissapearing completely into her home, leaving Soul and Shadow stood together in the albino's room.
"So... Shadow... what shall we do?" Soul asked, looking at the punk looking demon in front of him. The playful grin he got in return was rather unnerving.
several hours later
Soul shivered slightly as he sat up in bed, completely shirtless before slowly looking over to the other side of the bed, Shadow winking at him while smoking a cigarette. "Well... at least we didn't fuck..." he mumbled, Shadow wrapping an arm around the young man's torso and pulling him close. "But you can't deny Soul, you certainly enjoyed the feel of my lips didn't ya~?" Shadow growled in his ear, Soul whimpering a little bit.
"I need an adult."
